Voidus Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 But Nighthound. The lack of pugs. It's terrifying. I think his intro was the beginning of my Emotionally Scarring Backstory. Think about how much better it would be if Red enslaved herself to a houseplant. Or my new High Epic: Amputee: Can heal any wound in seconds, so long as the wounded limb is no longer attached to his body. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Or my new High Epic: Amputee: Can heal any wound in seconds, so long as the wounded limb is no longer attached to his body. Wait, does he regrow the limb, just close up the stump or heal the cut off arm?
Edgedancer he/him Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 The arm that's cut off will heal. He won't. Definetly useless then. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 The arm that's cut off will heal. He won't. Wait. Do you mean the severed limb will grow a new Amputee? 1
Voidus Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Wait. Do you mean the severed limb will grow a new Amputee? Yes. But the new Amputee is dead and dressed in embarassing clothes because why not? 5
Edgedancer he/him Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Yes. But the new Amputee is dead and dressed in embarassing clothes because why not? But what if the dress is valuable? He could sell it and make profit from his power. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 But what if the dress is valuable? He could sell it and make profit from his power. Well, four times he could I suppose.
Blaze1616 he/him Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Well, four times he could I suppose. Unless his power chains, and he can amputate the new Amputee to make yet another Amputee.
Voidus Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Ok, I'm actually really enjoying him now so the Amputee will be appearing somewhere in the near future. His method of attack is to throw his hairs at people which then turn into full sized dead replicas of him, resulting in a very slight inconvenience for his enemies, followed by ensuing hilarity at the sight of his dead body in a tutu. 3
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Not very strong and durable. Maybe 1.5 times strength and durability. He cannot adapt to a super extreme situation. His limb growing will physically exhaust him. Dalles? Sounds good.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 20, 2015 Author Posted May 20, 2015 Ok, I'm actually really enjoying him now so the Amputee will be appearing somewhere in the near future. His method of attack is to throw his hairs at people which then turn into full sized dead replicas of him, resulting in a very slight inconvenience for his enemies, followed by ensuing hilarity at the sight of his dead body in a tutu. "Well whaddya know. They died laughing." --Amputee, sometime in the future 4
Edgedancer he/him Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Ok, I'm actually really enjoying him now so the Amputee will be appearing somewhere in the near future. His method of attack is to throw his hairs at people which then turn into full sized dead replicas of him, resulting in a very slight inconvenience for his enemies, followed by ensuing hilarity at the sight of his dead body in a tutu. You hear that kobold, a whole set of clothes for each of his hairs. How is that not value right there! 2
Voidus Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 You hear that kobold, a whole set of clothes for each of his hairs. How is that not value right there! It was then that we realized where Funtimes' supply of prom dresses came from. 'Amputees discount clothes store: Open for business!' 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 20, 2015 Author Posted May 20, 2015 You hear that kobold, a whole set of clothes for each of his hairs. How is that not value right there! Public alert: If Lightwards reanimates the dead Amputees, Funtimes will flat refuse to change their clothes. It is suggested Lightwards decide right now whether or not he can handle an entire army of tutu-clad Warriors. 4
Voidus Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Public alert: If Lightwards reanimates the dead Amputees, Funtimes will flat refuse to change their clothes. It is suggested Lightwards decide right now whether or not he can handle an entire army of tutu-clad Warriors. Oh didn't I mention? The clothes count as part of him once they appear so they heal back if they get removed from the dead ones. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Amputee made quite a living for himself, and all it cost him was... ...an arm and a leg. Sorry not sorry 7
Voidus Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 He tried to negotiate a better price for the tutu but he didn't have a leg to stand on. 5
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 20, 2015 Author Posted May 20, 2015 Others armed themselves with knowledge of a tutu's market value beforehand. 4
Edgedancer he/him Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Yet they culdn't see the problem at hand. (I dare anyone else to ever again say we are jealous of their insanity. ) 6
Blaze1616 he/him Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 (edited) UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!! Because honestly, who doesn't like a good amputation pun? Edited May 20, 2015 by Blaze1616 1
Voidus Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Did I mention that one time Amputee had a really bad case of dandruff and he woke up one morning covered in his own corpses wearing an ensemble of dancing outfits? 4
Edgedancer he/him Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Did I mention that one time Amputee had a really bad case of dandruff and he woke up one morning covered in his own corpses wearing an ensemble of dancing outfits? ...Good thing he didn't suffocate under them? 1
Voidus Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 ...Good thing he didn't suffocate under them? Lucky the dresses were made of a breathable fabric
Edgedancer he/him Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 So, I'm curently writing the next metal segment and am wondering if I should fuel Twi's shipping with fitting description of Bioterror's new eyes or keep it platonic. Opinons?
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