BenevolentTyrant Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 (edited) As rumours of my existence have been found to be not entirely without merit, I am pleased to announce that I am now a probationary Internet Person As a condition of my parole from the Australian Penitentiary for Low-Risk Spambots I shall periodically upload transcripts from my interviews with Victim Associate #438, a self-described "Sanderfan." Any references to spikes, enhanced interrogation techniques, or loss of limbs should be taken as nothing more than dramatic fiction Edit: What, nobody offering me cookies? I am offend! Edited April 13, 2015 by BenevolentTyrant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Welcome! Do you want a cookie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenevolentTyrant Posted April 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 A cookie? My favourites! How did you know? As an Australian, my code of honour compels me to offer you an Anzac biscuit in exchange. You may alternatively request a lamington, but there may be a postage delay of 2-5 Rosharan days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surgebound Rainspren Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Ah yes I completely forgot about the mandatory national bakery clause of 1896 in the Australian citizenship documents. In other words I need to go down to the shops and pick up some lamington's before I get sentenced to life in the kola slave-pits. (welcome to 17th shard, run a metal detector over that cookie before you eat it, It's most likely spiked.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Hey, I spike people strictly on Weekends! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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