Turos Posted September 22, 2012 Posted September 22, 2012 What kind of spren would be interesting if they existed on Roshar? I'd say: Paranoidspren-Can only be seen if you are being paranoid, and only seen in your peripheral vision ^^ Cavityspren-Like rotspren, but specific to cavities Messagespren-wherever a message is written or drawn, messagespren will hover. Let's say you wrote down a bunch of random letters. No messagespren are attracted, but let say your random letters are a code that you can understand, BAM!, messagespren show up. They would also hover around pictures that the artist specifically made to portray a specific message. Dizzyspren-Appear to be little birds that circle the victim's head xD Ideaspren-These look like little bulbs of glass with light inside and they show up above someone's head when they have an epiphany. Quantumspren-They specifically appear when a cat is in a box... Slangspren-These spren are unique in that they show up when slang words are used, but only as long as the slang hasn't been accepted into society as an official word. They look like disembodied mouths with tongues that try to mimic the vocal movements of the slang word. Pop-upspren-For a more modern Roshar, the spren pop up in front of your computer screen whenever you get a pop-up while browsing the web. They are brightly colored and annoying. Pop-up-blockerspren-These guys appear when your pop-up blocker stops a pop-up from appearing or automatically closes a pop-up. They look like needles that will interact with pop-upspren by stabbing them and making them wither away. Insidejokespren-These are very useful in conversation, allowing someone who is not privvy to the joke to not have to wonder what on earth the others were talking about. Echospren-When sound echoes, echospren fly along the vibrations and bounce off surfaces where the echo is loudest. They look like vibrating sheets of translucent yellow goo. Antisprenspren-These spren appear all around people who are currently annoyed by any spren or spren in general. The more annoyed you are at spren, the more show up. Its not too rare a sight to see someone running down the street recklessly and in a raging fury, covered in a cloud of antisprenspren. Also incorrectly known as passiveagressivespren or shadenfreudespren. 12
Straff Venture he/him Posted September 22, 2012 Posted September 22, 2012 gluespren - bindspren that sold their souls to the pritt-stick corporation 1
Observer Posted September 23, 2012 Posted September 23, 2012 Plottwistspren Somebody had to say it. 9
Thought Posted September 24, 2012 Posted September 24, 2012 Paranoidspren-Can only be seen if you are being paranoid, and only seen in your peripheral vision. Space-Paranoidspren. Greyscale spren that are outlines in bright, colorful lines. Only appear in arcades or when one enters the grid. Cavityspren Cavitysearchspren, appear at TSA locations. 2
Popular Post Lightflame he/him Posted September 24, 2012 Popular Post Posted September 24, 2012 - RAFOspren: These Spren appear when someone asks Brandon or RJ a question they don't want to answer. - Sprenspren: These Spren appear whenever a Spren appears. Since appearing Spren include Sprenspren, all Spren appearances summon infinite hordes of Sprenspren. - Sprenbackwards: These appear when something goes in reverse. - Stormspren: These Spren appear in the centres of Highstorms. Since they like to cosplay as the Voidbringers and Lost Radiants, they create the old wives' tale that those guys lurk in Highstorms. 21
happyman he/him Posted September 27, 2012 Posted September 27, 2012 OK, for the records, Lightflame: That upvote was for RAFOspren and Sprenspren. I really like the recursion, but then I'm a math geek. Also, I think it would be cool if we had Hoidspren. 2
Straff Venture he/him Posted September 27, 2012 Posted September 27, 2012 If I ever get a monkey I'll be sure to name it Adonalsium. 1
king of nowhere Posted September 27, 2012 Posted September 27, 2012 addictedfanspren: they materialize when someone is so addicted to a story that he/she writes silly stuff on forums to compensate for having to wait years before reading the end. We should be able to see them any time now... 4
Zenith Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 Wafflespren: Occur when someone eats a waffle on Roshar. They look like bottles of syrup. Hoidspren (on request): Occurs whenever anyone mentions Hoid/Hoid appears. They look like Adonalsium before it was shattered . Parshmanspren: Appears when a parshman does slave work. They are also known as Parshendi. Metaphorspren: Appears when someone makes a metaphor or simile. They look like the words of the metaphor/simile. Philosophyspren(thoughtspren): Appears when anyone asks a silly question to ponder the answer for days on end, without actually doing anything productive. They look like the "thinker" statue. 5
Cones For Eyes he/him Posted September 30, 2012 Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) Smellyspren: Appear as cartoon like stinklines Darknessspren: Appear as small bright spheres of light whenever it's dark. They light the surroundings so disappear as soon as they appear but then it's dark again so they reappear....ad infinitum. Useful should you wish to hold a rave. Annoying if you want to go to sleep. Edited September 30, 2012 by Cones For Eyes 3
Voidus Posted September 30, 2012 Posted September 30, 2012 Paradoxspren, they only appear when they don't. 12
happyman he/him Posted September 30, 2012 Posted September 30, 2012 Paradoxspren, they only appear when they don't. Axies would love to try to find that one. Even trickier than Alespren. 3
Voidus Posted September 30, 2012 Posted September 30, 2012 Hide-and-seek spren-they only appear when you find them. Stalespren - appear when something is past its use-by (This is more out of personal desire. I need some kind of reminder ) Speculationspren - only appear when you find out what makes them appear. 3
Aradel he/him Posted September 30, 2012 Posted September 30, 2012 Murderspren - often found in proximity to Dan. Sodiumspren - only appear when a great book is being written. Hiccupspren - appear and vanish repeatedly. Thinkingspren - appear most often in bathrooms. 1
Voidus Posted September 30, 2012 Posted September 30, 2012 Sodiumspren - only appear when a great book is being written. This^ it's clearly the most powerful spren of them all, if it ever nahel-bonded with someone they would become a new Adonalsium.
Straff Venture he/him Posted September 30, 2012 Posted September 30, 2012 Sodiumspren - only appear when a great book is being written. Am I missing the significance of sodium?
RenegadeShroom Posted September 30, 2012 Posted September 30, 2012 Am I missing the significance of sodium? Have fun. xD 1
Voidus Posted September 30, 2012 Posted September 30, 2012 It's an in-joke There's a link in my sig to the conversation about it.
Arran Posted October 2, 2012 Posted October 2, 2012 - Mockspren: appear when people make a mistake they feel foolish about. The guiltier the person feels, the more mockspren he/she attracts. - Greedspren: the bane of merchants trying to fleece customers. - Jargonspren: appear when a public speaker's words devolves into technical language virtually no one among his/her audience understands. - Gagagoogoospren: appear when recent parents go crazy enthusiastic about their newborn baby and expect everyone else, especially their families and friends, to share their new passion. This type of spren often appears at the same time as... - Unenthusiasmspren: though there are other circumstances, they notably appear when a person dearly wishes another one would shut the hell up. 4
Observer Posted October 3, 2012 Posted October 3, 2012 Slenderspren - Shows up moments before you go totally insane. They plead the fifth on that...
CrazyRioter she/her Posted November 25, 2012 Posted November 25, 2012 Cluebatspren: appear whenever somebody says something incredibly stupid that everyone in the vicinity wants to hit them with a blunt object for saying. Stealthspren: big flashy things that appear whenever you are trying to be sneaky. Insomniaspren: appear whenever somebody is trying, and failing miserably, to sleep. 4
Turos Posted January 16, 2013 Author Posted January 16, 2013 Guiltyspren - They show up when someone feels guilty and is trying to hide it or lie about it. Distractionspren - They distract you from the distraction that just distracted you. Censorspren - They hover around tv's in the shape of black rectangles whilst emitting well-timed beeping noises. Spellingerrorspren - Look like wobbly red lines that float under mis-spelled words. Appspren - Appear when there is an app for that. Look like Steve Job's head. Yougotmailspren - Ya. Footprintspren - Conveniently look like black footprints that appear where you step. They remain for a while. Studfinderspren - They follow me relentlessly. Radiantspren - Appear when someone is using a Surge. Ghostspren - Look like dark silhouettes of people and stay in the shadows just where you can barely see them. They only appear at night and when you thought you heard something. RickRollspren - Give you a heads up of when you are getting RickRolled.
Voidus Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) Zeno'sSpren: Only appear when increasingly small distances are travelled, frequently found in battle with calculusspren. Schrödinger'sSpren: Only appear when you don't look at them. Edited January 18, 2013 by Voidus
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