Kobold King he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I ship it. Now, we just need a fic where Deathwish takes Fortuity to his least favorite restaurant and acts so "charmingly arrogant" about it that it causes a very well-armed Fortuity to lose his temper. By "perfect" you mean they'd annoy each other so much that they'd wind up killing each other? In that case, I agree—both on that and on the weakness front. Are you trying to kill Fortuity? Because that's how you get dead!Fortuity. Their bickering would become legend. (Aaaand I just realized that I'm not allowed to post my theory about Regalia's weakness anymore. )
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 Are you trying to kill Fortuity? Because that's how you get dead!Fortuity. What? Noooo….what makes you think that?
Kobold King he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 What? Noooo….what makes you think that? A number of things, but the ninja smiley solidifies the theory.
Kobold King he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 Can I have Backtrack walk into the room at this exact moment? Please? 1
Mailliw73 he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 You guys formed Mafia-esque alliances with your Epics? That's very alarming because I totally didn't do that with my Epic characters. I think Voidus would win the gang war. The sheer numbers of his Epics would overpower all of ours. Can I have Backtrack walk into the room at this exact moment? Please? Yes, please. I really want to see what he and Reader will do. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 Can I have Backtrack walk into the room at this exact moment? Please? There's no time like the present.
Kobold King he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 There's no time like the present. Because the future is frightening and the past has Koschei in it. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 At which point will Backtrack break down and cry? 1
Tulir he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 True. But it's listed under "Non-Cosmere Works" on his website, and every time he's asked it at a signing (most of which are transcripted) or in an AMA, Sanderson always says no. Either he's running the longest con in fantasy history, or he's telling the truth. The longest con. When Calamity is released, the final scene has Calamity talking about Adonalsium to an unknown being. It turns out Calamity was a Shard, and Earth does exist in the Cosmere Here's a witty response to that video. Whoops. This is just a jpg of a carrot. Seriously, though. Every post we make without knowledge of what Epics live on the West Coast puts our characters in this category. Sure does, Mr. Sanderson. HINT HINT HINT. Or. Or this just means that we are making the West Coast, and he won't give us any knowledge because he is using this! That definitely isn't a thing, but it would be awesome for him to either namedrop from here, or give us names 3
Kobold King he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 The longest con. When Calamity is released, the final scene has Calamity talking about Adonalsium to an unknown being. It turns out Calamity was a Shard, and Earth does exist in the Cosmere Or. Or this just means that we are making the West Coast, and he won't give us any knowledge because he is using this! That definitely isn't a thing, but it would be awesome for him to either namedrop from here, or give us names That would make our complaints about people asking Cosmere questions instead of Reckonerverse questions a tad misplaced. I for one have no problem being a part of the Bandersnatch's worldbuilding team.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 We should be hired. I volunteer us for a joint group interview for that job. Never mind there isn't an available position. If we show up on his doorstep unannounced with our arms full of delicious homemade baked goods, he'll create the position. Or have us arrested. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 If we show up on his doorstep unannounced with our arms full of delicious homemade baked goods, he'll create the position. Or have us arrested. "We'll help you call the cops, Mr. Sanderson! Wanna talk about the Reckonerverse while we wait for them to get here?" 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 "We'll help you call the cops, Mr. Sanderson! Wanna talk about the Reckonerverse while we wait for them to get here?" "And have some brownies. I make really good brownies while wondering just what kind of Epic despots there are on the West Coast." 3
Kobold King he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 "And have some brownies. I make really good brownies while wondering just what kind of Epic despots there are on the West Coast." "Not as good as when I know what kind of Epic despots are on the West Coast, of course... wink wink." 3
Kobold King he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 "Oh, yeah. I'll even call those cops for you." Plot twist: the cops are Sanderfans too. They arrest Brandon and shove him in a jail cell with us, trusting us to wheedle information out of him. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 "Not as good as when I know what kind of Epic despots are on the West Coast, of course... wink wink." "Are you enjoying those chicken pies, Mr. Sanderson? I thought you might. Baking them reminded me of how much I want to know whether or not Edmund overcame his weakness along with his fear. What do those two things have to do with one another, you ask? Oh, I couldn't possibly answer on an empty stomach. You go first." 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 By the way, Mailliw, would Edgerunner have ever told Autumn about Ty? Or was that a secret Reader just spilled?
Fatebreaker he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 Woah, there are quite a few martial artists among us. I did Tang Soo Do years ago and nearly made blackbelt. However, I was such a small kid that it was worthless. Anyone who wanted to beat me just had to fall on me. I had to rely on my wild black curls to make me seem bigger than I was. I grown now, but I still use my hair to give me a few extra inches of height. While I haven't done martial arts since elementary school, I do enjoy me some fencing. I'm part of the fencing club at my college, my specialty being saber. Comes from a lifelong love and practice of swashbuckling, and watching too much Zorro. I also do some bo staff and bullwhip on the side. However my dealiest weapon is my razor sharp wit. And my Chinese Tiger swords. If we show up on his doorstep unannounced with our arms full of delicious homemade baked goods, he'll create the position. Or have us arrested. I know some Denizens who'd be happy to supply baked goods 2
Kobold King he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 By the way, Mailliw, would Edgerunner have ever told Autumn about Ty? Or was that a secret Reader just spilled? I'm interested in the precise backstory around Ty, if you're not adverse to giving it. Did he get killed during Edge's Rending?
Kobold King he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 Also, can I draw your collective attention to this image? Time for a WHOOC post, I think. 5
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 Also, can I draw your collective attention to this image? Time for a WHOOC post, I think. "In which Protector Pug calls upon her kind to summon Pugzilla, whose mere presence forces Lightwards to briefly become a more stylish ninja version of himself with better hair"? 3
Kobold King he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 "In which Protector Pug calls upon her kind to summon Pugzilla, whose mere presence forces Lightwards to briefly become a more stylish ninja version of himself with better hair"? Or, the person in the picture is ninja!Sam, who's about to ride Pugzilla into battle against an army of Epics. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 Or, the person in the picture is ninja!Sam, who's about to ride Pugzilla into battle against an army of Epics. Is Pugzilla peering over the Great Wall of China? Is that where they are? 1
Kobold King he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 Is Pugzilla peering over the Great Wall of China? Is that where they are? Presumably, yes. About to do battle with the Panda, who's come to save his homeland from the squash-faced menace. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 Presumably, yes. About to do battle with the Panda, who's come to save his homeland from the squash-faced menace. You mean the smushy-faced hero bravely come to battle the panda warlord on his home territory? 1
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