Mailliw73 he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 You're not doing an Edgereader ship are you? Oh, Calamity, no! That's awful. So long as she doesn't run off with Obliteration or Nighthound, I'm sure I'll be fine with it. I trust you. We'll see how it goes, I'm still a big fan of Flashrunner, but this new one might work sooner. Maybe both can happen. Thanks, I may very well use one of those. Even though I have no idea who the Beach Boys are. You don't know Taylor Swift and you don't know the Beach Boys??! 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 Blood of My Blood, the third book in the Jasper Dent series. Jasper's dad, Billy, is the most notorious serial killer in the United States, and this is the book where we meet him in person. And he is so, so much like Nighthound. Well, not all seriall killers can be as likable as John. At least Nighthound isn't racist. White, black, Asian, Native American... Nighthound is an equal opportunity Creepy McCreeperton. He did wind up in The Dalles on the one day an army of killer pandas and a gang of Koschei cultists decided to storm the city. If you want to go meta then the invasion ect. started because he went to the Dalles. I checked for you. There's no glitter hair option. It still surprises me that General Zoi's Pony Creator is genuinely the best character creator on the web. It has the most and best options, the most customization potential, and the easiest interface. In short, the pony fandom is the best fandom. After seeing Doctor Drunktimes, I'm of the opinion that we need to give Funtimes a pint more often. Ponies, you know, ponies. Thanks, I may very well use one of those. Even though I have no idea who the Beach Boys are. Kobold the lack in your education is appalling. Beach Boy a Stand that takes the form of a magical fishing rod with air reading capabilities, selective intangibility and a damage rebound that makes its string indestructable. How can you not know this. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 Kobold the lack in your education is appalling. Beach Boy a Stand that takes the form of a magical fishing rod with air reading capabilities, selective intangibility and a damage rebound that makes its string indestructable. How can you not know this. Gap in my education? I... I... well, I know what an Alcubierre drive is. Surely that counts for something.
Edgedancer he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) Gap in my education? I... I... well, I know what an Alcubierre drive is. Surely that counts for something. Speculative science, I see someone is trying to brag. So mister smarty pants, why don't you explain all of us how Tubular Bells works? Edited March 23, 2015 by Edgedancer 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 23, 2015 Author Posted March 23, 2015 Gap in my education? I... I... well, I know what an Alcubierre drive is. Surely that counts for something. Sorry, but your education is worthless if you can't say which of the Beatles was rumored to be dead and replaced with a look-alike and/or lizard man. (What is an Alcubierre drive?) 1
Kobold King he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 Speculative science, I see someone is trying to brag. So mister smarty pants, why don't you explain all of us how Tubular Bells works? Uh... they work via applied bolognium. Sorry, but your education is worthless if you can't say which of the Beatles was rumored to be dead and replaced with a look-alike and/or lizard man. (What is an Alcubierre drive?) I'm going to guess... all of them. No sense in making conspiracy theories by half measures. (An Alcubierre drive is a theoretical device which can fold the fabric of space. It's most commonly cited as a means of potential interstellar travel; since a ship can't go faster than light, an Alcubierre drive would basically cheat by moving the space around a ship so the vessel arrives at its destination faster than light would have.) 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 Uh... they work via applied bolognium. Lemme get this straight. You see a man turn a nail into a living balloon attack dog and all you can say is a trope, which name you botched with a Simpsons reference? Come on, honor the strangeness.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 23, 2015 Author Posted March 23, 2015 Uh... they work via applied bolognium. I'm going to guess... all of them. No sense in making conspiracy theories by half measures. (An Alcubierre drive is a theoretical device which can fold the fabric of space. It's most commonly cited as a means of potential interstellar travel; since a ship can't go faster than light, an Alcubierre drive would basically cheat by moving the space around a ship so the vessel arrives at its destination faster than light would have.) The source of power for most sci-fi. I wonder...if you combined pure bolognium with tachyons (from Star Trek) would you have unlimited power? He's onto them! 1
Kobold King he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 The source of power for most sci-fi. I wonder...if you combined pure bolognium with tachyons (from Star Trek) would you have unlimited power? He's onto them! That, or you'd travel back in time and end up causing a major historical event. Bolognium is hard to predict. I knew it. So I've gotta write Backtrack being sad and a rare case of Lightwards being sadder now, right? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 23, 2015 Author Posted March 23, 2015 That, or you'd travel back in time and end up causing a major historical event. Bolognium is hard to predict. I knew it. So I've gotta write Backtrack being sad and a rare case of Lightwards being sadder now, right? We could save a lot of time by just having Lightwards and Lucentia link arms and skip off into the night singing "First World Problems." 1
Kobold King he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 We could save a lot of time by just having Lightwards and Lucentia link arms and skip off into the night singing "First World Problems." That would be the most time-efficient way to do it, yes, but is it the most satisfying? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 23, 2015 Author Posted March 23, 2015 That would be the most time-efficient way to do it, yes, but is it the most satisfying? If they both get hit by a bus in the final verse. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 That, or you'd travel back in time and end up causing a major historical event. Bolognium is hard to predict. I knew it. So I've gotta write Backtrack being sad and a rare case of Lightwards being sadder now, right? And never bring any of this close to Phlenbotinum. The world would just end itself to get away. The fans were somewhat confused when Ringo turned out to be a dragon. Sounds about right. Don't forget we also need an angry Lightwards. Otherwise....
Kobold King he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 If they both get hit by a bus in the final verse. I'm trying to think of a scenario in which that bus could set off both of their weaknesses. It's a confusing train of thought.
Edgedancer he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 I'm trying to think of a scenario in which that bus could set off both of their weaknesses. It's a confusing train of thought. Maybe if you tie Nighthound to the drivers seat? 2
Kobold King he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 Maybe if you tie Nighthound to the drivers seat? That just might work.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 23, 2015 Author Posted March 23, 2015 Maybe if you tie Nighthound to the drivers seat? You have good ideas.
Edgedancer he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 You have good ideas. It's one of my specialities.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 23, 2015 Author Posted March 23, 2015 It's one of my specialities. Any thoughts on how we can involve Timeport in this timely car crash? 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 Any thoughts on how we can involve Timeport in this timely car crash? Tell me his weakness and I'll find a way.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 23, 2015 Author Posted March 23, 2015 Tell me his weakness and I'll find a way. mail-mi? I think that's your cue.
Kobold King he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 Any thoughts on how we can involve Timeport in this timely car crash? I see what you did there. Also, I finished my morning pony comic. 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 I see what you did there. Also, I finished my morning pony comic. Holly Trollamity Kobold. This is beautiful. (Now we only need to follow this up with his theme song.) 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 23, 2015 Author Posted March 23, 2015 I see what you did there. Also, I finished my morning pony comic. Let it be known that on this day, Kobold definitively proved that Calamity is indeed the Dumbledore of the Reckonersverse. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 Holly Trollamity Kobold. This is beautiful. (Now we only need to follow this up with his theme song.) Let's all do our part to make Trollamity enough of a meme that Brandon Sanderson decides to put a trollface on the cover of the third book. (Thanks. And I'm working on it. ) 1
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