Edgedancer he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 In the interest of fairness, I'd be willing to tell you her new weakness for a picture of a pug puppy. Since when was one of your evil plans a failure? I'll give you two. When did any of my plans ever fail you mean? 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 I'll give you two. When did any of my plans ever fail you mean? Exactly.
Kobold King he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 The weaknesses I hold... Um. Red, Brightdeath, and Mistwraith. (basically only my characters.) I'll trade you one of mine for Red's. I'm curious about hers. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 I'm always open for weakness trading as well.
Kobold King he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 I'm always open for weakness trading as well. New weakness Alaned to TwiLyght. I'm pretty much an open market where weaknesses are concerned. Especially for Nighthound's. I'll trade the weakness of any character I have in exchange for Nighthound's. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 There could be a black market of Epic weaknessi There already is. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Of course. I'll give you Red's new weakness in exchange for Lightward's weakness. Right away ma'am. Would you like that delivered with or without the multi-paragraph explanation for it? 1
Kobold King he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 With, please. Sure thing. I have it all typed up in another PM. I'll find it and send it to you. Also, it turns out that I already have Nighthound's weakness. Somehow I forgot about it. #whykoboldkingwouldmakeaterriblereckoner 6
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 Sure thing. I have it all typed up in another PM. I'll find it and send it to you. Also, it turns out that I already have Nighthound's weakness. Somehow I forgot about it. #whykoboldkingwouldmakeaterriblereckoner "TwiLyght, quick! What's Altermind's weakness?" "I….uh…." "You said you had it in your notes! Where are your notes?" "…in my basement? Under the Oreos?" "You were eating Oreos and forgot about it?" "Hey, at least no Epic would ever look under the Oreos!" 6
Kobold King he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 "TwiLyght, quick! What's Altermind's weakness?" "I….uh…." "You said you had it in your notes! Where are your notes?" "…in my basement? Under the Oreos?" "You were eating Oreos and forgot about it?" "Hey, at least no Epic would ever look under the Oreos!" "I can't believe you forgot an Epic despot's weakness!" "Well Kobold, it doesn't look like you remember it either." "I can't be blamed for that! Someone put a shiny object on my desk the day Mailliw sent it to me. It distracted me." "Fine. But what are we supposed to do now? He's almost got the doors broken down. We need to do something to fight him!" "Hold on. I think I'm remembering it..." And that is how Altermind was pelted with Oreo cookies during an assault on a Reckoners base. 7
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 "I can't believe you forgot an Epic despot's weakness!" "Well Kobold, it doesn't look like you remember it either." "I can't be blamed for that! Someone put a shiny object on my desk the day Mailliw sent it to me. It distracted me." "Fine. But what are we supposed to do now? He's almost got the doors broken down. We need to do something to fight him!" "Hold on. I think I'm remembering it..." And that is how Altermind was pelted with Oreo cookies during an assault on a Reckoners base. Fortunately for everyone except Altermind, that was the day he took Voidgaze along as a bodyguard. She dove toward the Oreos, immediately directing her attention toward an extremely focused search for the rest of the box. Altermind's pleas for her to "deal with the problem" were answered with "I am, help me look!" and his insults fell on deaf ears. Sadly, Prof took the story of their success as a fluke. Kobold and Twi's cell's recommendation that all Reckoners carry snack foods on their person from then on was rejected by a leader who called the suggestion "idiotic" and "something a four-year-old would come up with." Jonathan Phaedrus later endured a sound beating at the hands of Princess Lettuce, whose weakness happened to be deep-fried Twinkies. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 We would be the best Reckoner cell. We'd be counterproductive. That's a good thing, right? We'd produce effective countermeasures. And lovely countertops, which we could sell for a profit. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Fortunately for everyone except Altermind, that was the day he took Voidgaze along as a bodyguard. She dove toward the Oreos, immediately directing her attention toward an extremely focused search for the rest of the box. Altermind's pleas for her to "deal with the problem" were answered with "I am, help me look!" and his insults fell on deaf ears. Sadly, Prof took the story of their success as a fluke. Kobold and Twi's cell's recommendation that all Reckoners carry snack foods on their person from then on was rejected by a leader who called the suggestion "idiotic" and "something a four-year-old would come up with." Jonathan Phaedrus later endured a sound beating at the hands of Princess Lettuce, whose weakness happened to be deep-fried Twinkies. There is a legend, told by some, that Kobold and Twi split away from the rest of the Reckoners that day. Camping out in the ingeniously hidden lair that is in no way located in Kobold's RV, they plot the day when they can bring cream-filled justice to the world... ...That's assuming the temptation to eat the cream-filled justice isn't too strong, of course. 4
Voidus Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 Kobold is now in 5-digit upvotes and I may have been the one who put him there. I'm sorry everyone.Also if everyone doesn't change back soon then so help me I will make Neverthere follow Algaze around everywhere so they never get another cute moment alone. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 1, 2015 Author Posted March 1, 2015 Kobold is now in 5-digit upvotes and I may have been the one who put him there. I'm sorry everyone. Also if everyone doesn't change back soon then so help me I will make Neverthere follow Algaze around everywhere so they never get another cute moment alone. *sigh* Fine. Might as well end the apocalypse early.
Voidus Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 Naww, Funtimes doesn't know how to match socks. (Or more likely does know but disagrees with conventional notions of sock-aesthetics)All is forgiven. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 1, 2015 Author Posted March 1, 2015 Naww, Funtimes doesn't know how to match socks. (Or more likely does know but disagrees with conventional notions of sock-aesthetics) All is forgiven. Her knowledge of how to match shoes and socks is extensive. She simply rejects your reality of matching footwear and substitutes her own. Who has any ideas for a pony avatar for me? Um….Mistwraith? Or, if you'd rather not, you could always make a self-insert pony like Kobold and I did. 2
Voidus Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 All shall tremble in fear before my mighty new pony!(Any guesses who it is? ) 2
Kobold King he/him Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 Kobold is now in 5-digit upvotes and I may have been the one who put him there. I'm sorry everyone. Also if everyone doesn't change back soon then so help me I will make Neverthere follow Algaze around everywhere so they never get another cute moment alone. I now have almost as many upvotes as there are years between now and the last major Ice Age. Thanks, Voidus! ...Oh wait. I'm not supposed to sound gleeful about that. Ahem, * sigh *. I guess now I have almost as many upvotes as there are years between now and the last major Ice Age. Bummer. Thanks a lot, Voidus. Ati or Mistwraith. Which would you suggest? I vote Mistwraith. She's nicer. 1
Voidus Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 I vote Ati... for normal... non-Hemalurgic related reasons, like... um... ooh look ice cream!
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 1, 2015 Author Posted March 1, 2015 All shall tremble in fear before my mighty new pony! (Any guesses who it is? ) O.O No. Just…no. There has to be a rule about using such overpowered characters as your profile pic. I….I can't look at him too long. I…. …. SPARE ME, O MIGHTY ONE! 3
Kobold King he/him Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 All shall tremble in fear before my mighty new pony! (Any guesses who it is? ) No... just no. You can measure the exact number of seconds between our posts now. DAWNSLIGHT SPARE US FROM THIS HORROR 2
Voidus Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 "You thought a puny Epic like Obliteration could stop the likes of Metrono- hey, why'd everything go dark? And why does my skin feel all burned? And why don't I have a heartbeat anymore?"Full version for those who no doubt want to bask in his awesome power as they cower in fear. 3
Voidus Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 *ducks and covers from the might of Metronome* I'm now curious who else you thought it might have been?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 1, 2015 Author Posted March 1, 2015 I'm now curious who else you thought it might have been? If I hadn't made his pony myself, I would've mistaken him for Obliteration. 2
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