Edgedancer he/him Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 ...and then Numnums ate Nighthound and Lucentia. Their powers didn't work in his stomach for some reason so they both died. The end. Numnums is from a time before Calamity, so he gets the power of good old fashioned digestion and no one can disagree. ...the only grace that I have left is that some of my characters are also part of adorable shippings. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 17, 2015 Author Posted February 17, 2015 Numnums is from a time before Calamity, so he gets the power of good old fashioned digestion and no one can disagree. ...the only grace that I have left is that some of my characters are also part of adorable shippings. Is Numnums still hungry? I think Algaze is adorable enough to more than make up for the horrors inflicted by the Jager siblings. 2
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 Here are Nightshade and Midnight Tears. Nightshade Primary: Can ‘pull’ an object or beings shadow from the ground causing it to become a 3 dimensional object capable of everything the possessor of the shadow is capable of (Excluding Epic abilities), living shadows will obey orders given by Nightshade Secondary: Two-way simple-sentences telepathy with owners of living Shadows. Tertiary: Easily convinces others, unless they are consciously resisting him. Very charismatic personality. Midnight Tears Primary: Can suck all light from a room, becomes completely intangible when in darkness however can solidify parts of his body at will however any parts of his body that become solid while still in darkness slowly exude a thick black liquid. Typically gouges out his victims eyes to kill them, leaving his signature ‘black tears’ on the corpse. Secondary: Vigor. Does not need to eat or sleep. His muscles and body always work at peak performance. Thoughts and questions? Edgedancer, please list your problems.
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 Is Numnums still hungry? I think Algaze is adorable enough to more than make up for the horrors inflicted by the Jager siblings. Numnums is always hungry and I'm sure that Neverthere would appreciate their corpses as a courting. Shinyglass is still on the edge, isn't it? Here are Nightshade and Midnight Tears. Nightshade Primary: Can ‘pull’ an object or beings shadow from the ground causing it to become a 3 dimensional object capable of everything the possessor of the shadow is capable of (Excluding Epic abilities), living shadows will obey orders given by Nightshade Secondary: Two-way simple-sentences telepathy with owners of living Shadows. Tertiary: Easily convinces others, unless they are consciously resisting him. Very charismatic personality. Midnight Tears Primary: Can suck all light from a room, becomes completely intangible when in darkness however can solidify parts of his body at will however any parts of his body that become solid while still in darkness slowly exude a thick black liquid. Typically gouges out his victims eyes to kill them, leaving his signature ‘black tears’ on the corpse. Secondary: Vigor. Does not need to eat or sleep. His muscles and body always work at peak performance. Thoughts and questions? Edgedancer, please list your problems. Hey, I don't go around searching for problems. Anyway, I don't see anything obvious but it's also late here and I'm a bit short on time, so who knows. 2
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 Hey, I don't go around searching for problems. Uh-huh.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 17, 2015 Author Posted February 17, 2015 Numnums is always hungry and I'm sure that Neverthere would appreciate their corpses as a courting. Shinyglass is still on the edge, isn't it? Hey, I don't go around searching for problems. Anyway, I don't see anything obvious but it's also late here and I'm a bit short on time, so who knows. Hurm….. A bit, yeah. There's the whole "nonconsensual relationship based partly on strategy and partly on mortal terror" thing, but couples have had worse problems. 1
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 Do I PM weaknesses to Edgedancer or Twilyght?
Kobold King he/him Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 Hurm….. A bit, yeah. There's the whole "nonconsensual relationship based partly on strategy and partly on mortal terror" thing, but couples have had worse problems. Do I see a lovely Neverthere/Numnums dinner date in the making? What couples are you referring to? Do I PM weaknesses to Edgedancer or Twilyght? Good question. Personally I think weaknesses should be delivered to Edgedancer as the Local GM and to TwiLyght as the Supreme GM, but the answer is up to the Powers That Be.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 17, 2015 Author Posted February 17, 2015 Do I PM weaknesses to Edgedancer or Twilyght? Send them to both of us.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 17, 2015 Author Posted February 17, 2015 What couples are you referring to? Romeo and Juliet? Because they suffered from debilitating idiocy? .....okay, even they had a slightly more solid foundation than Shinyglass. Also, I don't think Lightwards is in any position to act the responsible parent and demand alucentia act her age. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 Romeo and Juliet? Because they suffered from debilitating idiocy? .....okay, even they had a slightly more solid foundation than Shinyglass. Also, I don't think Lightwards is in any position to act the responsible parent and demand alucentia act her age. Their relationship was at least consensual. But he's shouting now! Everybody knows that shouting is a perfectly mature and reasonable way to handle disputes. 1
Tulir he/him Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 Still seem alright. Actually is that forcefield only under his skin or would it also protect his insides from damage, for example swallowing glass? With Blackwater and Winterspell in the city, I'd be worried about swallowing something even more deadly than glass: water. True, but I'm more interest in the way his powers work than ways to kill him. A forcefield won't help against drowning but it might help if he gets shoot in the mouth, so I'm wondering if there's more than one layer. Currently writting the next Lucentia post and am wondering how bickering I should go... I wasn't meaning drowning. If Winterspell can freeze and manipulate the water, he could cause a spike to form in his stomach and destroy his lungs or heart. I think it would be awesome if he can't be killed that way. Winterspell comes up and thinks he can take him out and his icesteel doesn't do anything and he just sits there like, "what now?" My original plan was for a force field just on the outside, so eating glass would be a problem for him, but if it seems better I can alter that so he has a force field boundary between his body and air, so the skin, inside of stomach, and such. I feel like that would be better, unless there are problems with that
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 17, 2015 Author Posted February 17, 2015 Their relationship was at least consensual. But he's shouting now! Everybody knows that shouting is a perfectly mature and reasonable way to handle disputes. ....even if Juliet was his rebound after he realized his One True Love was a nun. SPEAKING IN CAPSLOCK LETS PEOPLE KNOW YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THEY ARE! LIGHTWARDS IS SPEAKING IN CAPSLOCK, SO LUCENTIA SHOUOD COWER BEFORE HIS EARDRUM-SPLITTING BRILLIANCE! 2
Kobold King he/him Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 ....even if Juliet was his rebound after he realized his One True Love was a nun. SPEAKING IN CAPSLOCK LETS PEOPLE KNOW YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THEY ARE! LIGHTWARDS IS SPEAKING IN CAPSLOCK, SO LUCENTIA SHOUOD COWER BEFORE HIS EARDRUM-SPLITTING BRILLIANCE! I think we found out who Backtrack was in a past life. DARN STRAIGHT. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 17, 2015 Author Posted February 17, 2015 I think we found out who Backtrack was in a past life. DARN STRAIGHT. And his cause of death. ARE YOU TRYING TO ACT MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME, LITTLE EPIC? 2
Fatebreaker he/him Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 “Red, my little Red, your first job and already a failure, anything you can think of to make up for it or maybe I should simply give you an old fashioned spanking?” Ray wouldn’t be surprised if he actually to give her a spanking. Something needs to happen to stop this scene from playing out. Quick Twi, we need a Unicyclist-rending! 1
Kobold King he/him Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 And his cause of death. ARE YOU TRYING TO ACT MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME, LITTLE EPIC? Steve Lawrence could live a thousand lives, and the end of every one of them would be debilitating idiocy. UM... NO? MY CAPS LOCK KEY GOT STUCK. HONEST. 1
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 Has anyone noticed that 17th Shard now has 200,000 + posts, or am I just incredibly behind with everyone?
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 Has anyone noticed that 17th Shard now has 200,000 + posts, or am I just incredibly behind with everyone?Yeah. Everybody knows that.Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on your car insurance?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 17, 2015 Author Posted February 17, 2015 (edited) Something needs to happen to stop this scene from playing out. Quick Twi, we need a Unicyclist-rending! Vote of the people! Which should come first: Unicyclist Rending, or a wedding ceremony in the Church of the Singularity? Steve Lawrence could live a thousand lives, and the end of every one of them would be debilitating idiocy. UM... NO? MY CAPS LOCK KEY GOT STUCK. HONEST. So I'm guessing one of his past lives ended with him learning that sea lions are not harmless, despite having neither arms nor legs? SURE. THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. Edited February 17, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 1
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 @twilyght Wedding. I just realized that non-Americans may not get the car insurance thing...
Kobold King he/him Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 Vote of the people! Which should come first: Unicyclist Rending, or a wedding ceremony in the Church of the Singularity? So I'm guessing one of his past lives ended with him learning that sea lions are not harmless, despite having neither arms nor legs? SURE. THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. It's so hard to choose. With that said, I think I'll cast my vote for Unicyclist Rending. The Immortal Soul of Backtrack Stone Age Life: In Backtrack's first life, he became the first man to invent cheese. Which sounds impressive until you realize that he had to eat a large hunk of the hot, curdled goat milk in his calfskin bag to discover that the stuff was edible. He later perished attempting to replicate his achievement with raw eggs. Early Medieval Life: Upon being born in medieval Peru, Backtrack fled his life as a wealthy Incan llama farmer in order to pursue his lifelong dream of riding a sea lion. This backfired horribly. Late Medieval Life: As a young Spanish nobleman, Backtrack accused a local member of the Spanish Inquisition of worshiping Satan, basing his allegation entirely from out-of-context phrases he'd heard from the laundry maids. His last words before being incinerated at the stake were "I'M HAVING A BAD DAY." Renaissance Life: Little known fact: Michelangelo was delayed during the construction of his famous David by a gawking admirer who accidentally pushed the unfinished sculpture on top of himself. Three guess who this admirer was. Early Modern Life: During the 1700s, Backtrack contracted scurvy and died out of the misguided belief that eating citrus fruits would summon pirates to his location. Modern Life: The Backtrack we know and love in post-Calamity times. Cause of death unknown. Space Age Life: Space Cadet Steve Lawrence is destined to annihilate himself by crawling into a negative mass reactor during an active warp session. He will do this while attempting to hide from his Nyssan officer, whom he described as "scary." At this point, it is believed that God felt so much pity for Steve Lawrence that his soul was pulled from the reincarnation cycle. 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 17, 2015 Author Posted February 17, 2015 Singularian wedding: 1 Unicyclist Rending: 1 It's so hard to choose. With that said, I think I'll cast my vote for Unicyclist Rending. The Immortal Soul of Backtrack Stone Age Life: In Backtrack's first life, he became the first man to invent cheese. Which sounds impressive until you realize that he had to eat a large hunk of the hot, curdled goat milk in his calfskin bag to discover that the stuff was edible. He later perished attempting to replicate his achievement with raw eggs. Early Medieval Life: Upon being born in medieval Peru, Backtrack fled his life as a wealthy Incan llama farmer in order to pursue his lifelong dream of riding a sea lion. This backfired horribly. Late Medieval Life: As a young Spanish nobleman, Backtrack accused a local member of the Spanish Inquisition of worshiping Satan, basing his allegation entirely from out-of-context phrases he'd heard from the laundry maids. His last words before being incinerated at the stake were "I'M HAVING A BAD DAY." Renaissance Life: Little known fact: Michelangelo was delayed during the construction of his famous David by a gawking admirer who accidentally pushed the unfinished sculpture on top of himself. Three guess who this admirer was. Early Modern Life: During the 1700s, Backtrack contracted scurvy and died out of the misguided belief that eating citrus fruits would summon pirates to his location. Modern Life: The Backtrack we know and love in post-Calamity times. Cause of death unknown. Space Age Life: Space Cadet Steve Lawrence is destined to annihilate himself by crawling into a negative mass reactor during an active warp session. He will do this while attempting to hide from his Nyssan officer, whom he described as "scary." At this point, it is believed that God felt so much pity for Steve Lawrence that his soul was pulled from the reincarnation cycle. But...but what was he doing during the American Revolution? Is he the reason George Washington's false teeth were so terrifying? We must know! 1
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 But...but what was he doing during the American Revolution? Is he the reason George Washington's false teeth were so terrifying? We must know! They are pretty terrifying. At Mount Vernon, they have an entire exhibit space dedicated to them, complete with a timeline and two movies. The teeth themselves are housed in a column with special lighting. You are not allowed to take pictures of them.
Kobold King he/him Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 They are pretty terrifying. At Mount Vernon, they have an entire exhibit space dedicated to them, complete with a timeline and two movies. The teeth themselves are housed in a column with special lighting. You are not allowed to take pictures of them. That is because photographs take little pieces of the soul with them. And the soul of George Washingon's teeth must not be allowed to escape. 3
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