Kipper Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Actually, you can look at some of the introduction threads directly after mine and see me offering bamboo cookies. My thread is at the top of page 3 and titled "Hey Guys!" My name was inexorablePanda back then (almost a whole month ago). So yes, bamboo cookies. And yes, I have figured out a lot in my noob life here so far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 It's almost embarrassing, how noobish I was back then. I'm a completely spiked monster different person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted February 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) My cookies are not, in fact, tainted! I'm presenting them as a healthy, fiber-rich alternative to the Hemalurgic Monstrosities. Oh how your cookie offering has changed! You sure jumped off board quickly when you discovered the DA, it seems. And I think the two bamboo cookies are quite different. Some are "alternatives to Hemalurgic Monstrosities" (I love that it's capitalized! ), and others are being used to gather the still un-refuted koloss army. (By the way, how can I get the top of the quote box to put my quote-ee's name and the date? I'm having trouble working it out.) EDIT: No double posting, Snoopy! What a noob... Edited February 9, 2015 by Brightness Random 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindel Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 If you click "Quote", found directly below a post's reputation, it will copy the text directly into your reply, along with the date and time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted February 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Thank you, Lindel! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Oh how your cookie offering has changed! You sure jumped off board quickly when you discovered the DA, it seems. And I think the two bamboo cookies are quite different. Some are "alternatives to Hemalurgic Monstrosities" (I love that it's capitalized! ), and others are being used to gather the still un-refuted koloss army. (By the way, how can I get the top of the quote box to put my quote-ee's name and the date? I'm having trouble working it out.) EDIT: No double posting, Snoopy! What a noob... Yes, Arthur Dent and I have had quite a few encounters. I was uninitiated for a while, handing out actual bamboo cookies to new peeps. Arthur and I were brothers in blood and arms, fighting, in his words, the "Hemolergic[sic] Monstrosities" of the DA. Then I realized that the DA and I had a lot to offer each other. I brokered a deal with the DA through Queen Elsa Steelheart of the Newcago Court (fantastic place; you should totally visit). Then Arthur, the Anti-Bakery, and the Pack of the Cosmere all attempted to kill me. They failed miserably and we took Winter capti--but I'm rambling. There is no koloss army. What a cliche. Small potatoes. It's been tried. You've got to think bigger, my dear... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 If you want a cool clan to join, You should join Newcago Court. It's a awesome place for all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted February 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Queen Elsa, the Newcago Court looks like a fantastic clan! I'll definitely consider joining. Snoopy, that sounds like quite the story, but what I want to know is how in Harmony's name you switched sides like that. You just "realized one day that you and your sworn enemies had a lot to offer each other" and switched sides? That would be like Kaladin realizing that he and the Voidbringers both hated lighteyes and abandoning his oaths to go on a killing spree! How does that even happen?! Perhaps it was that voice in your head that convinced you, the one that's been whispering in your mind ever since you accepted that first concoction of chocolate chips and goodness from the DA. The one that whispered that an army of hemalurgic pandas in your own image would only be the beginning. All you'd have to do is take that first, single step into the darkness... just a slight change of alliances and you could learn the secrets of creation... just a single step... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I never accepted a cookie from the DA. Interesting theory though. Your simile also works. At least it would if I were Kaladin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted February 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 An un-spiked practitioner of hemalurgy? Well this is an interesting twist... Your simile also works. At least it would if I were Kaladin. I'm not sure you understand how similes work. They compare two things. You can't compare something to itself! It seems that David Charleston isn't the only one who's bad at similes... *scoffs* My simile is flawless... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Sorry, I was really distracted by the Sanderson Elimination game going on right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Queen Elsa, the Newcago Court looks like a fantastic clan! I'll definitely consider joining. Awesome! When you join, you get a title, a ice shard blade and steel armour too. And free donuts and waffles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 And root beer. Don't forget the root beer. Remember? We partnered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Yes. And Delicious Root Beer. Provided by the Root Beer Guild 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistwannabeborn Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I'm burning a little bronze to soothe over all the talk of tin eyes and mistings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistwannabeborn Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Btw love root beer when is the dance off love me some chocolate. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted February 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Ah... I suppose that's almost forgivable then... What do you think of Sanderson Elimination? I think it looks like a lot of fun, but I have no experience with RPGs, and I don't know that I could find the time. It does look interesting though... Elsa, I'll happily accept your offer, given that there are no so called "cookies" in the batch of deliciousness... As for the root beer... Well, I'm a sucker for root beer. Do I just go to the Court and declare my allegiance, then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) Btw love root beer when is the dance off love me some chocolate.The danceoff is happening right now till the end of Febuary. Just go to the Newcago Court thread in the social groups, clans and guilds section to join. And Brightness Random, just do exactly that and swear the oath found at the beginning of the thread. Edited February 9, 2015 by Queen Elsa Steelheart 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I am having a BLAST with my first Sanderson Elimination game. To join the Root Beer Bar, just go to our thread and request to join. We're pretty informal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted February 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Done, I've now sworn fealty to Queen Elsa. (By the way, Snoopy, I also stole your mug of root beer. Mwhahahaha....) (Okay, fine. I'll go check out the root beer guild now.) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 *does happy dance* We haven't done much in the way of activities yet because we're rather new, but we will soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Done, I've now sworn fealty to Queen Elsa. Excellent choice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 You can do both Elsa and root beer... *insert pathetic mewling whine* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted February 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 *turning sharply* What was that noise? I thought I heard the sounds of a tiny, fuzzy, animal in danger! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 *koff* No! That was...actually..the sound of, uh, a , uh, really manly fart. Yes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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