_________ For President!

[Kobold King he/him]

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Just sayin'

 

Base image shamelessly stolen from Delightful.

 

[Guest]

Someone didn't do their Hemalurgy right. Amateurs...

[Brightness Random she/her]

Thank you, Kobold, for that wonderful illustration of my point.

[Guest]

Our cookies aren't that big.

[Kobold King he/him]

Thank you, Kobold, for that wonderful illustration of my point.

 

If it helps keep people away from their points, it was worth it.

[Guest]

I'm afraid that Kobold is being slightly edged out by Stick in the Dictator race...

[Brightness Random she/her]

Suuuuuuure, Snoopy. We believe you entirely. (About the size of cookies. We know you use pizza pans to "bake" each individual cookie.)

 

Kobold, for your point about my point about your point about the DA's points, have a rep point.

Edited February 16, 2015 by Brightness Random

[Guest]

I don't know how you get these ridiculous "facts".

[Brightness Random she/her]

I make them up. Every once in a while, one turns out to be true.

[Guest]

Hah!

[Brightness Random she/her]

You laugh at me, panda?

[Guest]

"Panda? Where?"

[Brightness Random she/her]

That answers my question, I think. I laugh at you. 

Edited February 16, 2015 by Brightness Random

[Guest]

I was merely laughing that according to probability, this:

Every once in a while, one turns out to be true.

is likely not to be true.

[Kobold King he/him]

1, 2, 3, --Hark!

 

Behold, Sharders, Kobold King is still in the running! Let me show you that I am willing to keep my campaign promises.

 

You were promised ponified versions of world leaders! And you will get ponified versions of world leaders!

 

First, U.S. President Barack Obama:

 

 

 

 

Next, Russian President Vladimir Putin:

 

 

 

And last but not least, Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom!

 

 

Vote for me in either the Presidential or World Dictator categories and you'll qualify for one free ponification of your choice! Scroll to the top of this page and vote today!

[Voidus]

Ok, you can be presiddent. I'll just stick to being world dictator. Less pressure to not go on homicidal spike rampages bake sales that way anyway.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

One does if they want their spiritweb intact! (Actually, they don't partake at all. Ever.)

...There, I've voted now. Queen Elsa for president, as she does a great job governing Newcago

Thank you! :)

[Unhinged he/him]

Just gave Snoopy his first Vote for president, root beer for all.

[Quiver he/him]

1, 2, 3, --Hark!

 

Behold, Sharders, Kobold King is still in the running! Let me show you that I am willing to keep my campaign promises.

 

You were promised ponified versions of world leaders! And you will get ponified versions of world leaders!

 

First, U.S. President Barack Obama:

 

 

 

 

Next, Russian President Vladimir Putin:

 

 

 

And last but not least, Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom!

 

 

Vote for me in either the Presidential or World Dictator categories and you'll qualify for one free ponification of your choice! Scroll to the top of this page and vote today!

 

Vladimir Putin Pony is wearing a shirt.

Putin Pony = not canon.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Vladimir Putin Pony is wearing a shirt.

Putin Pony = not canon.

Shirt for Putin=no vote for you.

[Guest]

Well, it looks like we have a ticket of Kobold King for President and Twilyght for VP! Plus Stick as.their supreme overlord.

[Cheese United he/him]

Well of course the Stick is the world dictator. He IS the Stick after all.

[Voidus]

I just noticed that Traceria (Lovingly listed as the first victim of the Dark Alley in our intro page) Voted for me as president. Thanks Traceria! But you may be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome 

[BreathTaker he/him]

So wait... who (besides me) voted for me? I'm kinda honored even one person voted for me... 

 

Edit: I just discovered who could see who voted for who... Thank you Skaa, Traceria and Elsa!!!

Edited February 21, 2015 by BreathTaker

[Guest]

It's a great feeling, ain't it?