The Root Beer Bar

[Brightness Random she/her]

*Pokes head into room, then trips and falls in*

Oh, hello! Sorry to be so late to the party. Yes, root beer is the best. Would you like full initiation into the guild or just a simple instillation job?

[Grey Knight]

*a man with a long, ragged beard and tattered overcoat runs in*

"Quick!" he says. "I need all the root beer. I am with the necromancer brigade, and guildonia is going into shock. That root beer should be enough to wake it up."

[Brightness Random she/her]

*Looks conflicted*

I'm all for necromancy, but... all of it?

[Citadel16 he/him]

*a man with a long, ragged beard and tattered overcoat runs in*

"Quick!" he says. "I need all the root beer. I am with the necromancer brigade, and guildonia is going into shock. That root beer should be enough to wake it up."

 

NO!! the rights of the rhizome Ale clan will not be impeded!!

 

here have this Knightblood blade, it produces an infinite amount of crème soda!! it should do the job!!

[TheCremling]

woooaaaahhh...

infinite root beer you say? Can I join more than one guild?

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

3 minutes ago, TheCremling said:

woooaaaahhh...

infinite root beer you say? Can I join more than one guild?

Welcome back long dead thread.

[Dresden_Stormblessed]

Doesn't look like anyone's been here in years months but still...I'd like to submit representative Root Beers of The Root Beer Bar.
1. Virgil's Special Edition Bavarian Nutmeg Root Beer

2. Hank's Gourmet Root Beer

3. Sprecher Root Beer

I will also take suggestions for others to represent this now-abandoned less busy bar.

Edited December 5, 2018 by Dresden_Stormblessed
Wasn't at end of thread.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

This thread died... now where will I get my root beer float!?! CURSE YOU, INEXORABLE MARCH OF TIME!

[Going_North_cal]

Calano fell through the ceiling.

"Root beer!" He shouted drunkenly, holding aloft his half empty, 4 times refilled A&W branded glass mug.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar stole most of the Root Beer and drank it all in less than a second.

[AonDoor he/him]

Why do so many threads inevitably become RPs?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"It's best not to fight it." said Nerdy, holding a mug of root beer.

[Telrao she/her]

A small cat drunkenly topples into the room "Rooooot beeeer..." she slurs as she trips in the foam. "Mmmmmmmmmm beeer roooot!"

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Ah yes I see.

I don’t like root beer that much — too sugary

*backs slowly away*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Shadow wandered into the bar, sipping a gross, blackened looking drink. Almost charred looking. it had some sort of green thing swirling around in it. Shadow had a sip and sat down at a table in the corner.

[Telrao she/her]

On 04/12/2022 at 4:12 AM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Shadow wandered into the bar, sipping a gross, blackened looking drink. Almost charred looking. it had some sort of green thing swirling around in it. Shadow had a sip and sat down at a table in the corner.

"Ishhh thayt roooot?" the drunk cat slurred as she drunkenly tottered across the room. "Can I hash shumm?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

On 12/4/2022 at 3:47 PM, Ookla the Floofy said:

"Ishhh thayt roooot?" the drunk cat slurred as she drunkenly tottered across the room. "Can I hash shumm?

Shadow blinked, "no."

Thaidakar tossed a jar of root to the cat.

[Tea Leaf]

"Well sir people get sensitive if we leave the alcohol. We do have root beer."

"What kind of root?"

"Beet, my wife puts chili peppers in it so a man thinks he is drinking something with bones in."

If any of you get this slightly altered quote please tell me.

[Telrao she/her]

On 09/12/2022 at 10:23 AM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Shadow blinked, "no."

Thaidakar tossed a jar of root to the cat.

The slightly tipsy cat tottered over to the jar of root and dunked her face into it, blepping the brown liquid happily.

"Thatshh reall goood," She slurred, her muzzle now soaked in Root. "Shummm.... good rooot."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

8 hours ago, Telrao said:

The slightly tipsy cat tottered over to the jar of root and dunked her face into it, blepping the brown liquid happily.

"Thatshh reall goood," She slurred, her muzzle now soaked in Root. "Shummm.... good rooot."

Thaidakar raised his own, grinning, "To roooooottsshhmmmm!" He downed it.

[Lighteyed Lieutenant he/him]

A man dove through an open window, the symbol of the Frothy Mug emblazoned on his shoulder.

"I have come to defend our beloved root beer at all costs! No other drinks shall pass our lips while the Root Beer Brigade stands!"

(Welcome back to life, beloved thread.)

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

Root bear root bear root bear root bear root bear I love you OH sprite cola and Dr. pepper too a thousand bottles of water couldn't keep me from you root bear at the end of the line Ill make you mine whoa root bear ROOT BEAR! (to the tune of peaches.) I will be joining his glorius guild

[Keke They/he]

Rooot bereeeerrrr

Literally drink one a day

xD

love it so much