Three Word Story Redux (forum game)

[Guest]

Here's how the game works. Each person will post three words to continue the story. Punctuation doesn't count.

I'll start:

Smashing Twinkies can...

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[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

eat banana skins

[Guest]

because the logical

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

equation of Brandon's

(this is fun )

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[Guest]

magic system tells

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

magic system tells

 of a great

[Ashiok]

run-on sentence, made

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

of strawberries and

[Guest]

crem. Besides, the

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

laws of physics

[Guest]

even cry when

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

you don't read

[Guest]

The clearly-defined instruction

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

because that is

[Guest]

a travesty of

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

not obeying the

[Guest]

whims, or, perhaps,

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

a mysterious unexplained

[Guest]

order, of evil

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

deeds and crazy

[Guest]

lunatics. Now, shall

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

you want to

[Redbird he/him]

bake a cake?

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

A cake that

[Quiver he/him]

transform anyone who