Fionna she/her Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) Hi! I've been a long time Brandon Sanderson fan since I read Elantris around 8 years ago. Since then, I have devoured every Brandon Sanderson novel I could get my hands on. While Stormlight is rapidly becoming my favorite series, I have a very soft spot for Elantris and Mistborn. I've read all the published Alcatraz books multiple times. I've even read The Way of Kings out loud twice to my mom and sister. Thank you to Arthur Dent for alerting me to the existence of this website. For so long, I've felt like no one understands how much I geek out over Sanderson's books, but now I finally have found my people. Haha. I'm so excited to be able to get news and read the information that other fans have discussed and discovered. You guys are awesome!!!! Edited January 14, 2015 by Aowyn14 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argent he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Pfft. This Sanderson dude. He sucks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vineyarddawg Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Welcome! Don't accept cookies from anyone (unless they're made of bamboo)! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Who would you trust the person stopping you partaking in delicious delicious cookies or the ones offering them for free?Welcome to the 17th Shard, take a cookie courtesy of the Dark Alley. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) Finally, you've come home. Welcome to the place where I waste my days. I have given you an up vote. Don't take the cookies unless they are bamboo. They are hemolergic cookies. I don't pretend to understand the science behind it. Edit: Points for the title of your post. Edited January 14, 2015 by Arthur Dent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Welcome home to a place of wonder, excitement, and adventure! Have an upvote and a bamboo cookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Welcome to 17th Shard! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I come not bearing cookies; therefore, I am clearly the most trustworthy. Anyway, besides that? Welcome. I still haven't finished Elantris; I just find the writing too different from his later books to get into. I also haven't read the non-cosmere works. I'm kind of a terrible Sanderfan. But... still! Welcome! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iredomi Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 okay why is the bamboo cookie more trustworthy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 It isn't. It's just a different brand of evil, an offering from the Pandastorm rather than the heamulrgic workshops of the Dark Alley. I feel it is my responsibility as someone affiliated with neither to give you this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iredomi Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Hmm so essentiallywe should hope the Cookie monster doesn't find this site 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navybrandt he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Pfft. This Sanderson dude. He sucks. Blasphemy! I almost down-voted you even though it was a joke! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 okay why is the bamboo cookie more trustworthy Because it's bamboo. Ain't no metal in that cookie. It's...just cookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronzeheart he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Welcome! I offer delicious muffins of assorted varieties and friendship, no strings attached. I have to admit that I also geek out over Brandon's books. In fact, I've converted a few of my co-workers and family members to the light. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Because it's bamboo. Ain't no metal in that cookie. It's...just cookie. A good healthy dose of Iron is absolutely necessary for human survival, putting grass into a cookie is just a travesty. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 A good healthy dose of Iron is absolutely necessary for human survival, putting grass into a cookie is just a travesty. I'm willing to overlook your hateful comments this time because you used the word "travesty" correctly. I bow before you. Have an upvote, gon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I'm willing to overlook your hateful comments this time because you used the word "travesty" correctly. I bow before you. Have an upvote, gon. People use it incorrectly? What a travesty of 'travesty'! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 People use it incorrectly? What a travesty of 'travesty'! I used to use it incorrectly, but then I took an arrow to the knee was schooled by someone else in a very embarrassing moment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I will not confirm or deny any responsibility in the Panda shootings, nor will I respond to the suggestions that there was a second bowman on the grassy knoll. Any suggestion to the contrary is complete hogwash, and simply an attempt by conspiracy theorists to further discredit archers everywhere, and attempt to limit our right to bear arms in the face of the threat of panda bear arms. I will confirm that this discussion on 'travesty' reminds me of Delightful's reaction to the word delgithful. And that amuses me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iredomi Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 I think I'll start my own Cookie stall without iron our grass being in the recipe or any other malicious investiture being involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) I think I'll start my own Cookie stall without iron our grass being in the recipe or any other malicious investiture being involved. Eh... I think that'd probably be a good way to wind up actually stumbling in to a dark alley... where there is an Inquisitor waiting... Also, Welcome Fionna. Edited January 23, 2015 by BreathTaker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I come not bearing cookies; therefore, I am clearly the most trustworthy. Anyway, besides that? Welcome. I still haven't finished Elantris; I just find the writing too different from his later books to get into. I also haven't read the non-cosmere works. I'm kind of a terrible Sanderfan. But... still! Welcome! I may have accidentally taken your memories of the non-cosmere books as I'm too lazy to read them for myself and partially taken the memory of Elantris through the use of Hemalurgy. I would apologise but I'm not sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Is it possible to take memories through hemolergy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Is it possible to take memories through hemolergy?There are unknown qualities of certain metals.However, much is known to the DA... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Dude. Stop. Just... stop. You make me so sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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