Popular Post TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 9, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Deathpoint's notes from when he was trying to pick a name. I'll bet it took him days. "Let's see...I point...and I cause death. Hmmm. Point...and death. Point...and death. I know! Poith!" 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 "Thinking, thinking... I kill people by pointing... I point with my finger... ooh, I know! Killfinger! Haha! Start trembling Chicago, because Killfinger is coming to town! "Except.... that makes it sound like I kill people's fingers. It doesn't really get the point across.... ooh, point! I've got it! I can call myself... I can call myself... oh drat it I lost my train of thought again. "Ugh. This is gonna be harder than I thought." 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) "But what´s the point of naming myself if it doesn´t get across what I do? Let´s go at this step by tep, I point, they die and turn into skeletons... That´s it! Bonepointer... sounds a lot worse when I say it out loud. Fingerbone? To harmless. Ultimatediet... this is getting worse." Edited January 9, 2015 by Edgedancer 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 "Okay, what I really need to do is take a step back. What happens when I point at someone? They turn to skeletons...and dissolve into dust. Aha! Dissolvoman! No, that makes it sound like I dissolve...Skeletor? No, that's copyrighted..." 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newan he/him Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 "I am the Duster! Prepare to be dusted! Oh wait, that just makes it sounds like I'm here to clean their apartments." 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 "But I am there to clean their apartments...of people! Wait! I'll be Mister Clean! Haha! Just the right amount of sinister...aaannnnnd it's copyrighted too." 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragsiez Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 "Hpmh! Stepping out this much isn't working! Let's step outside even more. I point. Death. Ooh, pointdeath! Uh...I'm not killing any points when I point. Hah! Maybe it's a good congressman epic but I'm too stupid for that..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galavantes Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 "Ok, ok. Let's see. I point. They die. Diefinger! No, that sounds too German everyone will want to know what it means. Hm. I point at people, and bam! They become skeletons. So I point and they become way less than they were. Point...less. I am Pointless!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 No, that makes me sound undriven. How about... The ager? Ya know, because I make people age till they're dust? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Perhaps Dustbringer since I turn people to dust... oh wait wrong universe. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vision he/him Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 (edited) Realized this had a bit of Firefight spoilers, my bad! Fixed. Well I point at people and then BAM! They INSTANTLY turn to dust and bones! Oooh, that's perfect, I'll name myself INSTABAM! *the voice of Calamity speaks directly into my mind* "You cannot have that name, it is destined for a greater Epic than yourself. Beware the consequences of defying this warning, De- umm... little epic!" Wait, does he know my name? It starts with a "D"?! Finally, some decent progress! Edited January 11, 2015 by Vision 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teonvin Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Okay okay, with Calamity's hints, I'm sure I got it now! I kill people, I bring death. and my name starts with de...? I know, my name will be DEAF! It pronounces like death and starts with de! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Okay okay, with Calamity's hints, I'm sure I got it now! I kill people, I bring death. and my name starts with de...? I know, my name will be DEAF! It pronounces like death and starts with de! I think at this point, he bought a dictionary and went through all the D-words in search of his name. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junior Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 "So I make a note of a person, by pointing them out, and then they suffer instant death. So I think I'll call myself Dea... Wait, what? It's been used? By who? Oh, really? But they're not... Oh. Otakus. Yeah, right. Sorry. What was I thinking..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 DP: "Hmmm... Well I've sort of adopted this tapping gesture at the moment for it.Deathtap? Deadlygesture? Hey you! What do you think my name should be?"Man: "Who? Me?"DP: "Yes! You!"*Points*Man: *Dies*DP: "Calamity curse it! That's the third time today!" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vision he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Hmm... I found a decent list of potential names on www.supervillain-namecreator-because-you-are-a-stupid-epic-and-cannot-create-your-own.com... I'll go through some of them, see what I think. Looks like they're in alphabetical order, for my convenience. Daggerhand Catchy, unfortunately I don't use daggers.Daily Death Sounds like a game show. Pass.Daisypusher Hahahaha NO.Damager Eh, I annihilate more than I damage. Not for me.Dangerfist Nope.Daredevil-Taken Darn, it's already in use. Whatever, sounds wimpy anyways.Darkchull What kind of a name is that? And what in Calamity is a "chull"?Dartgun Alright name, doesn't fit at all.Daybreak Well, I do break people's days down into nothingness, but this sounds a bit too... hopeful for my tastes.Deadpool-Taken Sparks, I really liked that one! I leave a pool of dead around me, it's great. Really, this could've been me... Death So generic! Pass.Deathpoint Looks like a name is missing here... oh well. Moving on...Dearth Too pompous.Deboner It describes my power really well, but that name is just terribly awkward. "Hey Deboner! Get over here and ... debone these guys!" Nooo thanks. Debt Collector Interesting. The debt that all men pay and all that jazz. I'd definitely consider it if it were all one word. Otherwise ... it's more like a title, and I want my name to be personal. Decaf Fear the power of Decaf! I'll make your caffeinated coffee worthless by putting you into an eternal sleep!Decal Makes no sense.Decant ^See above.Decay Not that accurate. My skeletons happen instantly. BAM! (I'm still bitter about that.) No slow death for those guys.Deduction Like, Sherlock Holmes? Uh, no. Actually, wait. Deduction like taking away from the original? Sounds good to me, ... I'll keep it in mind.Defeat Oh, Calamity, the potential puns! No way!Defiance Not my style.Definition Just... No.Dejection I will deject your bones from your flesh! Wait, wrong word. Nah.Delete! Pretty sure I saw an anime once where this was some dude's catchphrase. Is... is that an exclamation point? ... That's ridiculously tacky.Delirium I'm not crazy, how dare you?!Delta Meet my friends Alpha (points with left hand), and Omega (points with right hand)! Neat, but it's not for me.Deluxe Like a GameBoy. Too childish for my epic powers. Demetri Wait, what? Is this some kind of joke?Demolition Maybe if I wrecked things instead of people.Demonclaw I'm just as human as the next guy, thanks. Maybe a bit more Epic, but that can't be helped.Denial I just told you. I am NOT crazy! That voice is SUPPOSED to be there!Depopulation The concept's there, but it just doesn't sound like a name. Detox This name would be perfect if I was some kind of poison Epic. Do those exist? I'd almost like to meet one. ... Anyways, I like the name, but it really doesn't fit. Deviance Not my style.Devilspawn I may be evil, but this name's just plain rude.Devotion Rather not be known as the 'loyal' Epic, thank you very much.Is that it? I need more "d" words! Or maybe I could use one of those names as a basis? So many choices... Or... I could use my deadly pointing ability to coerce random citizens into creating one for me! Brilliant! I'm going to rob that bank in a couple weeks, I'll definitely need to find a name before then. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Hmm... I found a decent list of potential names on www.supervillain-namecreator-because-you-are-a-stupid-epic-and-cannot-create-your-own.com... I'll go through some of them, see what I think. Looks like they're in alphabetical order, for my convenience. Daggerhand Catchy, unfortunately I don't use daggers. Daily Death Sounds like a game show. Pass. Daisypusher Hahahaha NO. Damager Eh, I annihilate more than I damage. Not for me. Dangerfist Nope. Daredevil-Taken Darn, it's already in use. Whatever, sounds wimpy anyways. Darkchull What kind of a name is that? And what in Calamity is a "chull"? Dartgun Alright name, doesn't fit at all. Daybreak Well, I do break people's days down into nothingness, but this sounds a bit too... hopeful for my tastes. Deadpool-Taken Sparks, I really liked that one! I leave a pool of dead around me, it's great. Really, this could've been me... Death So generic! Pass. Deathpoint Looks like a name is missing here... oh well. Moving on... Dearth Too pompous. Deboner It describes my power really well, but that name is just terribly awkward. "Hey Deboner! Get over here and ... debone these guys!" Nooo thanks. Debt Collector Interesting. The debt that all men pay and all that jazz. I'd definitely consider it if it were all one word. Otherwise ... it's more like a title, and I want my name to be personal. Decaf Fear the power of Decaf! I'll make your caffeinated coffee worthless by putting you into an eternal sleep! Decal Makes no sense. Decant ^See above. Decay Not that accurate. My skeletons happen instantly. BAM! (I'm still bitter about that.) No slow death for those guys. Deduction Like, Sherlock Holmes? Uh, no. Actually, wait. Deduction like taking away from the original? Sounds good to me, ... I'll keep it in mind. Defeat Oh, Calamity, the potential puns! No way! Defiance Not my style. Definition Just... No. Dejection I will deject your bones from your flesh! Wait, wrong word. Nah. Delete! Pretty sure I saw an anime once where this was some dude's catchphrase. Is... is that an exclamation point? ... That's ridiculously tacky. Delirium I'm not crazy, how dare you?! Delta Meet my friends Alpha (points with left hand), and Omega (points with right hand)! Neat, but it's not for me. Deluxe Like a GameBoy. Too childish for my epic powers. Demetri Wait, what? Is this some kind of joke? Demolition Maybe if I wrecked things instead of people. Demonclaw I'm just as human as the next guy, thanks. Maybe a bit more Epic, but that can't be helped. Denial I just told you. I am NOT crazy! That voice is SUPPOSED to be there! Depopulation The concept's there, but it just doesn't sound like a name. Detox This name would be perfect if I was some kind of poison Epic. Do those exist? I'd almost like to meet one. ... Anyways, I like the name, but it really doesn't fit. Deviance Not my style. Devilspawn I may be evil, but this name's just plain rude. Devotion Rather not be known as the 'loyal' Epic, thank you very much. Is that it? I need more "d" words! Or maybe I could use one of those names as a basis? So many choices... Or... I could use my deadly pointing ability to coerce random citizens into creating one for me! Brilliant! I'm going to rob that bank in a couple weeks, I'll definitely need to find a name before then. < Really wishes there was a www.supervillain-namecreator-because-you-are-a-stupid-epic-and-cannot-create-your-own.com site, would improve my hobby of creating random Epic ideas for the Oregon RP a lot. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 < Really wishes there was a www.supervillain-namecreator-because-you-are-a-stupid-epic-and-cannot-create-your-own.com site, would improve my hobby of creating random Epic ideas for the Oregon RP a lot. < Here's an awesome superhero/villain name generator on Seventh Sanctum. You can get some pretty sweet names out of it; my personal favorite of the names I've generated is "Plastique Dolphin," which I thoroughly intend to use in the Reckoners RPG at some point. > 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 < Really wishes there was a www.supervillain-namecreator-because-you-are-a-stupid-epic-and-cannot-create-your-own.com site, would improve my hobby of creating random Epic ideas for the Oregon RP a lot. There's a Key and Peele video with some awesome names, but I cannot for the life of me see an Epic calling himself "Hingle McCringleberry" or "The Epic Formerly Known as Mousecop." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 There's a Key and Peele video with some awesome names, but I cannot for the life of me see an Epic calling himself "Hingle McCringleberry" or "The Epic Formerly Known as Mousecop." I'd be inclined to agree with you were it not for the Pink Pinkness. Also, I just generated the name "Raptor Fraud," which I misread as "Raptor Freud." I'm now delightedly and somewhat maliciously formulating an Epic worthy of the name. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I'd be inclined to agree with you were it not for the Pink Pinkness. Also, I just generated the name "Raptor Fraud," which I misread as "Raptor Freud." I'm now delightedly and somewhat maliciously formulating an Epic worthy of the name. True. It's called "East West College Bowl," if you're interested. Lightwards is going to get a therapist? Who happens to be a raptor? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomRevival he/him Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Upvote if Twi's Link about never stopping to post unrelevant stuff brought you here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetriona she/her Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Okay, seriously.... reading these has suddenly made me sad that Deathpoint didn't have a bigger part..... go figure.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackhoof Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Meh, his Insta-Kill power was way too OP anyway And he would have gotten shot by the soldiers if Steelheart hadn't have showed up anyway. The fool was acting like a High Epic when he had 0 defensive powers at all! There is no way he could have tapped them all to death before being shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) D... d... dang. Cant think of anything. Dangpoint? edit: Wait, wait, I got it! Doompoke! Edited August 14, 2015 by Gargoyle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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