lyssie95 Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 So, I looked through Brandon's twitter pictures and found this piece of loveliness- this spurred quite a lovely discussion on the chatroom, I won't post everything here, but a few: [02:00] <Master_Moridin> Ya momma's so fat, she has to Soulcast mountains for breakfast. [00:42] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, she gets cardiac arrest waiting for ten heartbeats [00:46] <lyssie> your mom is so fat and ugly, that when they tried to toss her into elantris she wouldn't fit through the gates all these and more are in the funny things in IMs thread. The big question is, what cosmere Yo Mamma jokes can *you* come up with? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivertongue Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 And remember, kids. Keep it clean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesW Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 Yo momma's so round, shadesmar thought she was another sphere. Yo momma's so fat, people hop on her back thinking she's a chull. Yo momma's so poor she tried using walnuts as spheres. Yo momma is the shelter in a highstorm. Yo momma tried being mistborn, but pushed the coins through the stone when she tried steelpushing. Yo momma so ugly, the best she could get was a Koloss. Yo momma so fat, the Kandra couldn't eat all her bones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyssie95 Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 Yo momma's so fat, people hop on her back thinking she's a chull. This one is my favorite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivertongue Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Yo momma so fat, Roshar has to decrease its gravity just so she could walk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesW Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Yo momma so fat, if Szeth lashed her upward Roshar would sigh with relief. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyRioter Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 yo momma's so fat, she crushed a chasmfiend. yo momma's so useless, Cultivation gave up on her. yo momma's so fat, when she walks on Roshar the grass retracts for miles around. yo momma's so fat, she caused the earthquake that created the Chasm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivertongue Posted August 18, 2012 Report Share Posted August 18, 2012 The Shattered Plains were normal, once. Then yo momma looked at them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyRioter Posted August 18, 2012 Report Share Posted August 18, 2012 yo momma's so mean even Odium is scared of her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Yo Mama so ugly, she's the reason Hoid's always running Yo Mama so fat, when she tripped, she Shattered the Plains Yo Mama so fat, one fart is all it takes to kill somebody storing breaths Yo Mama so clumsy when she tried to pick up Adonalsium, it shattered Yo Mama so fat, Odium almost claimed her as a Shardworld The Vanishers were named for how quickly the exit the room when Yo Mama came in Yo Mama so stupid she makes a Koloss look genius Yo Mama so nasty she's the reason Spren stay hidden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Yo Momma so fat, she tried to get work as a Skimmer but they couldn't find a metalmind big enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Yo mama so ugly, even preservation wanted her gone! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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