Edgedancer he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 If it is, it's buried way down deep let's call it fanon for now, but it may soon become Ascended Fanon . Isn´t tecnically everything of this fanon?
mail-mi he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 Isn´t tecnically everything of this fanon? Right. Well then, let's call it fanfanon, and it may soon become Ascended Fanfanon
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 31, 2014 Author Posted December 31, 2014 New Quota post up, along with a oneshot character I added to avoid writing too much from his perspective.
mail-mi he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 New Quota post up, along with a oneshot character I added to avoid writing too much from his perspective. “Calamity. You’ve got to top that. Think you can?” How could you, Quota? You're going to make Timeport top that? You're going to make me write Timeport topping that? Why, Quota? Why?? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 31, 2014 Author Posted December 31, 2014 How could you, Quota? You're going to make Timeport top that? You're going to make me write Timeport topping that? Why, Quota? Why?? Because as a writer, I have a responsibility to my characters. This responsibility compels me to be faithful to them, and to accurately record what they would do and ask of others, regardless of how morally reprehensible that thing might be. Also because I don't want anybody feeling sorry for him when he meets dark!Funtimes.
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 How could you, Quota? You're going to make Timeport top that? You're going to make me write Timeport topping that? Why, Quota? Why?? One of the great evils has striked again. Having to write the monsters you create in character.
mail-mi he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 Because as a writer, I have a responsibility to my characters. This responsibility compels me to be faithful to them, and to accurately record what they would do and ask of others, regardless of how morally reprehensible that thing might be. Also because I don't want anybody feeling sorry for him when he meets dark!Funtimes. But...but still...Timeport already landed inside of a teenage boy, what else can I do? One of the great evils has striked again. Having to write the monsters you create in character. I feel so sorry for you and Nighthound
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 31, 2014 Author Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) But...but still...Timeport already landed inside of a teenage boy, what else can I do? You could always summarize it after the fact. Turn it into a Noodle Incident by showing Timeport thinking about all the blood, the screams, being amazed at just how he managed to kill someone with a stapler…. Done right, it can make the scene even more horrifying (by leaving the details to the reader's imagination) and save your sanity. Edited December 31, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 But...but still...Timeport already landed inside of a teenage boy, what else can I do? I feel so sorry for you and Nighthound Teleport into someone in a way that only a part of his chest explodes and then rip out his still beating heart and then some more? Don´t feel sorry for Nighthound feel sorry for me and Ray. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 31, 2014 Author Posted December 31, 2014 Teleport into someone in a way that only a part of his chest explodes and then rip out his still beating heart and then some more? Don´t feel sorry for Nighthound feel sorry for me and Ray. To mangle Dumbledore's quote: "Do not pity the Nighthound, mail-mi. Pity Ray, and above all, the one who must accurately record Nighthound's atrocities."
mail-mi he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 Teleport into someone in a way that only a part of his chest explodes and then rip out his still beating heart and then some more? Don´t feel sorry for Nighthound feel sorry for me and Ray. I feel sorry for you having to write Nighthound, that's what I meant You could always summarize it after the fact. Turn it into a Noodle Incident by showing Timeport thinking about all the blood, the screams, being amazed at just how he managed to kill someone with a stapler…. Done right, it can make the scene even more horrifying (by leaving the details to the reader's imagination) and save your sanity. That might work. Or...Hey, you didn't have any plans for Ricardo as a viewpoint character, did you ?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 31, 2014 Author Posted December 31, 2014 I feel sorry for you having to write Nighthound, that's what I meant That might work. Or...Hey, you didn't have any plans for Ricardo as a viewpoint character, did you ? Nope. He's at Timeport's mercy. Or lack of it.
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 Nope. He's at Timeport's mercy. Or lack of it. I´ll get the tombstone ready.
mail-mi he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 Nope. He's at Timeport's mercy. Or lack of it. Great. I can write it from his perspective so I don't have to show Timeport's gleeful thoughts
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 31, 2014 Author Posted December 31, 2014 I´ll get the tombstone ready. Make it a nice one.
Kobold King he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 Sweet mother of the Ancient Hive Queens of Dormoth. The Question threads fill fast. And Kobold, how would Arsenal react to Arvin radioing in to not fire on his dragon? The best way to get Arsenal to fire on something is to tell him not to fire at it. If Arvin introduced himself as an ally of The Dalles or as a non-combatant, he'd receive very strict instructions on where to land the dragon and how to wait patiently for further orders. However, if the dragon were to swoop in during a major wave of pigs/pandas, they might not have the guns to spare to fire on it. Or otherwise... well, if Ari can imagine a dragon out of thin air, could she imagine her dragon to be invulnerable to bullets? In other news, I just read about Mr. Meh. He's... okay, I guess. When can we expect a meh pony?
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 Sweet mother of the Ancient Hive Queens of Dormoth. The Question threads fill fast. The best way to get Arsenal to fire on something is to tell him not to fire at it. If Arvin introduced himself as an ally of The Dalles or as a non-combatant, he'd receive very strict instructions on where to land the dragon and how to wait patiently for further orders. However, if the dragon were to swoop in during a major wave of pigs/pandas, they might not have the guns to spare to fire on it. Or otherwise... well, if Ari can imagine a dragon out of thin air, could she imagine her dragon to be invulnerable to bullets? In other news, I just read about Mr. Meh. He's... okay, I guess. When can we expect a meh pony? I know, even Porshion is suprised. Meh, just use the default pony. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 31, 2014 Author Posted December 31, 2014 Well, I have a new pony for you all. I managed to get him to agree to something other than the default pony, but when I tried to give him a cool outfit…. It didn't work out. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 Well, I have a new pony for you all. I managed to get him to agree to something other than the default pony, but when I tried to give him a cool outfit…. It didn't work out. Meh, about what I expected. Anyway, I just found out that apparently there is a medieval Funtimez. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 31, 2014 Author Posted December 31, 2014 Meh, about what I expected. Anyway, I just found out that apparently there is a medieval Funtimez. They even got her castle right. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) They even got her castle right. It got really weird, when Repeatsky sent Jean "shooting" Rambois, Aimy McKillin, Shildy Blockerson and Jef Lepard back into the actual medieval times, to find the holy grail and sell it on the internet, so they could finance the medieval Funtimez. Edited December 31, 2014 by Edgedancer
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 31, 2014 Author Posted December 31, 2014 It got really weird, when Repeatsky sent Jean "shooting" Rambois, Aimy McKillin, Shildy Blockerson and Jef Lepard back into the actual medieval times, to find the holy grail and sell it on the internet, so they could finance the medieval Funtimez. Okay, I know this probably isn't the question they wanted people to ask, but….who bought the Holy Grail, anyway?
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 Okay, I know this probably isn't the question they wanted people to ask, but….who bought the Holy Grail, anyway? I haven´t finished the stage, yet.
Kobold King he/him Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 I haven´t finished the stage, yet. My best guess: Remington Springfield, in the hopes that bringing it into Nighthound's presence would cause Jager to burst into flames.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 31, 2014 Author Posted December 31, 2014 My best guess: Remington Springfield, in the hopes that bringing it into Nighthound's presence would cause Jager to burst into flames. I can see this happening. Though what I really want is a re-enactment of the climax of Raiders of the Lost Ark, where the Ark is opened and God's glory is revealed and Nighthound has his face melted off. And it doesn't get better. New Autumn post up. There is never a wrong time for hugs. Not even when the town is being invaded by flying pigs and sentient pandas. 1
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