TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 24, 2015 Posted June 24, 2015 I don't know why Superman IV: The Quest for Peace gets so much hate. It's one of the most brilliant comedies I've ever seen. That moment when Nuclear Man says that if he doesn't get what he wants, "I WILL HURT PEOPLE"? I almost died. 2
Mistrunner Posted June 24, 2015 Posted June 24, 2015 The heck did i miss My thoughts exactly... They've really derailed the thread. (Pun very much intended.) 1
+Slowswift Posted June 24, 2015 Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) The heck if I know, everybody's being so contrary about it! Not a reply to anybody in particular just sayin' Edited June 24, 2015 by Slowswift
Kaymyth she/her Posted June 24, 2015 Posted June 24, 2015 The heck if I know, everybody's being so contrary about it! Not a reply to anybody in particular just sayin' So, is it safe to say that you're ready to run the Pun Brigade out of town on a rail?
+Slowswift Posted June 24, 2015 Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) So, is it safe to say that you're ready to run the Pun Brigade out of town on a rail? Actually I love puns! That particular post was in reference to everything. Like, seriously. I don't know what to think about the Confederate Flag or global warming at this point! *cue afraid-to-ask Andy* Edited June 24, 2015 by Slowswift 1
DanTheSeamonster he/him Posted June 24, 2015 Posted June 24, 2015 Okay. I'm confused. Maybe I should go back up the rails to find out why you people are charging full steam ahead with these puns. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted June 24, 2015 Posted June 24, 2015 Today I learned of a custom toy designer who re-imagined the cast of Star Wars in an old Western setting. It's basically the best thing ever. 2
Redbird he/him Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 I have Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in my head and the urge to sing it as well. Someone help. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 I have Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in my head and the urge to sing it as well. Someone help. My sister once had to do a monologue for her drama class. The assignment was to take a song and put it into monologue form, and recite it without ever falling into the rhythm of the words. We suggested she do "Bohemian Rhapsody," but she decided it would be too hard to stay away from the song's rhythm when she got to "Scaramouche, scaramouche, can you do the fandango?" 2
Kaymyth she/her Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 I have Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in my head and the urge to sing it as well. Someone help. Go look up the Weird Al version. Then you'll still have it stuck in your head, but it'll be polka! 2
Kestrel she/her Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught in the landslide, no escape from reality! Okay but I have to write eight speeches for my summer speech class (of the three categories persuasive, cause and effect, compare and contrast) and I can pick whatever topic i want so give me the weirdest stuff you can think of.
Kobold King he/him Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 (edited) To whoever expressed their opinion on this post of mine-- --you're not half as funny as you think you are. Edited June 25, 2015 by Kobold King 6
Edgedancer he/him Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 (edited) To whoever expressed their opinion on this post of mine-- --you're not half as funny as you think you are. Maybe it's Quota or his twin brother Hater? Seems like his kind of humor, sadly. Edited June 25, 2015 by Edgedancer 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 Maybe it's Quota or his twin brother Hater? Seems like his kind of humor, sadly. Which thread is that in? I'll counter Quota if I can. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 Which thread is that in? I'll counter Quota if I can. You don't have to do that, but it's here. I just wish we had a better system. I can't tell if someone downvoted me as a joke, an accident, or as a complaint about my whining on the thread.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 26, 2015 Posted June 26, 2015 Apparently, Chris Pratt has two pugs. I always knew I liked him. 4
Orlion Blight he/him Posted June 26, 2015 Posted June 26, 2015 Okay but I have to write eight speeches for my summer speech class (of the three categories persuasive, cause and effect, compare and contrast) and I can pick whatever topic i want so give me the weirdest stuff you can think of. Competitive whistling.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 26, 2015 Posted June 26, 2015 Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught in the landslide, no escape from reality! Okay but I have to write eight speeches for my summer speech class (of the three categories persuasive, cause and effect, compare and contrast) and I can pick whatever topic i want so give me the weirdest stuff you can think of. Why you are the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say. 2
Kestrel she/her Posted June 26, 2015 Posted June 26, 2015 Competitive whistling. Why you are the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.i'm unsure what to do with either of theseAyyy same sex marriage is now legal in all 50 states! This makes me happy. Eeee 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 26, 2015 Posted June 26, 2015 i'm unsure what to do with either of these Well, persuasive speeches are all about applying logic and emotion to convince others of your position, right? So.... Lark is capable of performing all moves of the Macarana with or without music That one time when Lark did the chicken dance for a visiting dignitary moved said dignitary to tears. TEARS Despite these accomplishments, Lark's coworkers claim she cannot dance worth crap If Lark is not given the title of True Lord of the Dance, as she so clearly deserves, the world will crumble, nations will fall, and no one will ever dance again There. Feel free to use those. 2
BenevolentTyrant he/him Posted June 26, 2015 Posted June 26, 2015 Okay but I have to write eight speeches for my summer speech class (of the three categories persuasive, cause and effect, compare and contrast) and I can pick whatever topic i want so give me the weirdest stuff you can think of. Persuade the audience about the benefits of education as if they were illiterate medieval peasants. Cause and effect: explain how the existence of clairvoyance in the Star Wars universe has major implications for free will, causality, and predestination. Compare and contrast Feruchemical and Allomantic pewter, and their advantages and drawbacks in combat. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 26, 2015 Posted June 26, 2015 Persuade the audience about the benefits of education as if they were illiterate medieval peasants. Cause and effect: explain how the existence of clairvoyance in the Star Wars universe has major implications for free will, causality, and predestination. Compare and contrast Feruchemical and Allomantic pewter, and their advantages and drawbacks in combat. Argue emphatically for the merits of Left Twix over Right Twix (or Right over Left, if you'd rather). Compare and contrast the society of the Time Lords with another highly advanced species from a different fandom. Prove that Tom Baker's Fourth Doctor scarf was the best scarf ever made, hands down, end of story. 4
DanTheSeamonster he/him Posted June 26, 2015 Posted June 26, 2015 Argue emphatically for the merits of Left Twix over Right Twix (or Right over Left, if you'd rather). Compare and contrast the society of the Time Lords with another highly advanced species from a different fandom. Prove that Tom Baker's Fourth Doctor scarf was the best scarf ever made, hands down, end of story. Seriously though. That is a badchull scarf.
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