Wit's Practice Club

[The White Drake]

How does this not exist?
Make a paragraph or a couple sentences about yourself or, if you wish, an imaginary person. Be it description, RP, or anything, and let the next person do their best Hoid impersonation and insult you. (Not that stating the obvious is necessary in some cases. Oops, started early.)

[Usseewa ✾ She♡They ✾]

19 minutes ago, The White Drake said:

imaginary person

bro's got no friends; they gotta imagine them  

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ive never done roasts

 

Uhhhhh,

hola my llamo darby y uhhhhhh I LOVE VOCALOID HHAHHAHHHWHAHAHAHHAHAHHWHEHEHEEHEHEHEHHHA.

And fir my sentence de dos, since u did say "a couple," rember to set the temp to 63°!

 

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two references there and one's prolly too obscure

sorry if that sucked lol, but [beginroast] ur gunna soon be Hoid the beggar, sure, cuz no one cares about your silly thread idea [/endroast]

 

Edited yesterday at 01:12 AM by Usseewa

[The White Drake]

31 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

bro's got no friends; they gotta imagine them

I can easily see why you would be so deeply jealous of such intellectual capacity.

32 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

Uhhhhh,

hola my llamo darby y uhhhhhh I LOVE VOCALOID HHAHHAHHHWHAHAHAHHAHAHHWHEHEHEEHEHEHEHHHA.

And fir my sentence de dos, since u did say "a couple," rember to set the temp to 63°!

At last, someone with the nonsense to speak gibberish! Truly, I am left in awe of your ability to perform self mockery. My humble self begs to learn how to apply such insults. Only, to other people.

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

8 minutes ago, The White Drake said:

I can easily see why you would be so deeply jealous of such intellectual capacity.

At last, someone with the nonsense to speak gibberish! Truly, I am left in awe of your ability to perform self mockery. My humble self begs to learn how to apply such insults. Only, to other people.

Why do you need to? You have the biggest target down, it seems!

[The White Drake]

14 minutes ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

Why do you need to? You have the biggest target down, it seems!

I would say there is always a bigger fool to mock, but alas, your existence is proof otherwise the greatest philosopher could not defy!

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

Just now, The White Drake said:

I would say there is always a bigger fool to mock, but alas, your existence is proof otherwise the greatest philosopher could not defy!

It is proof to your stupidity that your insult only insults yourself, and yet your confidence is that of a uneducated drunkard trudging off a cliff believing he has found a shortcut.

[The White Drake]

20 minutes ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

22 minutes ago, The White Drake said:

 

It is proof to your stupidity that your insult only insults yourself, and yet your confidence is that of a uneducated drunkard trudging off a cliff believing he has found a shortcut.

To deride others such as you is too easy! I must provide myself a handicap or the masses would complain of abuse against a child, if you could find a lawyer who would defend you rather than issue an insanity plea.

I applaud your achievement of slapping together so many words yet believing them to be a great insult. Such a remarkable brain is of great worth, for surely many a scientist would pay much to study it, save for the fear that, against all they know and hope, stupidity is indeed contagious.

Edited yesterday at 02:32 AM by The White Drake

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

7 minutes ago, The White Drake said:

applaud your achievement of slapping together so many words yet believing them to be a great insult. Such a remarkable brain is of great worth, for surely many a scientist would pay much to study it, save for the fear that, against all they know and hope, stupidity is indeed contagious.

I find your derision that of a jealous man, for at least someone would pay to spend time with me, rather than the converse that is true for you.

[The White Drake]

16 hours ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

I find your derision that of a jealous man, for at least someone would pay to spend time with me, rather than the converse that is true for you.

I would indeed envy your position, if you had the intellect to comprehend the concept of currency. As it is I understand the only way you receive it is from Coinshots at high velocity. While attempting to repel something so repellent as your face is understandable, it is like pouring water into the ocean. I fear your unusual body mass indicates you have already achieved an integer overflow error in this regard, and the universe is too horrified by your nature to look long enough to fix it.