Defeating the Nightmare Bagel

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Hey Ink, could I have the croissant please?

I pass GGoz the croissant. "Sure. Any particular reason?"

[GG0z He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I pass GGoz the croissant. "Sure. Any particular reason?"

Firstly, they work well as a throwing star, and they taste really good

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I send someone to (7*3^4*2)

[GG0z He/Him]

I turn @CoderDrag0n8 into one of his RP characters

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

11 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I turn @CoderDrag0n8 into one of his RP characters

"HEY!" Coder from GDRP says. "THIS IS BASICALLY JUST ME, I'M SELF AWARE AND EVEN MORE POWERFUL!"

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I apply the prone affect to everyone at the waterpark.

[GG0z He/Him]

11 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"HEY!" Coder from GDRP says. "THIS IS BASICALLY JUST ME, I'M SELF AWARE AND EVEN MORE POWERFUL!"

Dang it! I turn Coder into John from Abhorrent

[Fizz9]

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What is this?

 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

A quote box.

That's what it is.

[Factor She/Her]

23 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I apply the prone affect to everyone at the waterpark.

I pelt Ketek with dice and get up. I don’t know how. That’s why I’m here and not in a serious rp!

11 minutes ago, Fizz9 said:

 

in my experience, people use it in rp to speak as themselves and not their character. I think they also format it sometimes for wob.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

10 minutes ago, Factor said:

I pelt Ketek with dice and get up. I don’t know how. That’s why I’m here and not in a serious rp!

in my experience, people use it in rp to speak as themselves and not their character. I think they also format it sometimes for wob.

I dice your dice and roll a giant d21 at @Factor. @Factor goes ragdolling into the sunset

[Fizz9]

23 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

A quote box.

That's what it is.

Sigh. I meant this thread.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I know that.

Imagine BotS but worse.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

2 hours ago, Fizz9 said:

Sigh. I meant this thread.

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This is the thread in which we are trying to defeat the Nightmare Bagel. So pretty much it's just all the chaos you can imagine. 

 

[Factor She/Her]

3 hours ago, Fizz9 said:

Sigh. I meant this thread.

To add to the answers, GG0z tried to start a quest, said “let’s go!” and we promptly turned it into something with the gameplay style of BftS (aka do anything) but with all the sense and focus to an outsider of TLPL (aka none)

Join the chaos! We don’t know what we’re doing.

Also, @Ink and Embers when you wake up, I just remembered why we’re attacking the owners of the water park! It turns out they were working for the Nightmare Bagel all along, the whole water park was a trap, and they started shooting us with dark magic cream cheese bullets.

Oh yeah, Fizz, the other part of this thread is generating more one-liners.

And if I need to do something:

@Through The Living Ketek I throw the sunset at you, then hit the owners with a salted butter offensive magic grenade.

Edited May 17 by Factor

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

38 minutes ago, Factor said:

To add to the answers, GG0z tried to start a quest, said “let’s go!” and we promptly turned it into something with the gameplay style of BftS (aka do anything) but with all the sense and focus to an outsider of TLPL (aka none)

Join the chaos! We don’t know what we’re doing.

Also, @Ink and Embers when you wake up, I just remembered why we’re attacking the owners of the water park! It turns out they were working for the Nightmare Bagel all along, the whole water park was a trap, and they started shooting us with dark magic cream cheese bullets.

Oh yeah, Fizz, the other part of this thread is generating more one-liners.

And if I need to do something:

@Through The Living Ketek I throw the sunset at you, then hit the owners with a salted butter offensive magic grenade.

The sunset is delicious and gives me powers. I turn the owners into pancakes and serve them at a German hotel.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 hours ago, GG0z said:

Dang it! I turn Coder into John from Abhorrent

John’s Law takes effect, reversing the change

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

John’s Law takes effect, reversing the change

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What’s John’s law?

I throw Star’s corpse at you, which I grabbed from TLPL

[Factor She/Her]

I attempt to do the same with past corpses, only to start a avalanche of Star’s corpses from TLPL…

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Huh. Cool! 
I start surfing on the avalanche of my corpses, using the squirrels as my surfboard. 

[GG0z He/Him]

I fly up on my Baguette, to avoid getting trampled by the many corpses of TLPL Star

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

My chicken entity places themselves in front of the entrance to the park, stopping both the owners and my corpses from escaping. 

[Factor She/Her]

I run on top of the giant d21 Ketek threw at me, making it roll on top of the avalanche, drawing on the power of impossibility generated by the perpendicularity between this thread and TLPL to make that work with physics and whatnot. I also use it to make that last sentence seem to make sense.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, GG0z said:

I throw Star’s corpse at you, which I grabbed from TLPL

John's Law is that he is a completely normal average person, and nothing too strange or absurd can occur to him from beings whom are not him.

[GG0z He/Him]

21 minutes ago, Factor said:

I run on top of the giant d21 Ketek threw at me, making it roll on top of the avalanche, drawing on the power of impossibility generated by the perpendicularity between this thread and TLPL to make that work with physics and whatnot. I also use it to make that last sentence seem to make sense.

I pretend to understand, causing my brain to catch on fire. I run screaming through the Chicken Entity, making its feathers catch on fire