GG0z He/Him Posted May 16 Author Posted May 16 1 minute ago, Conure1243 said: Is the portal, by any chance... magic? Yes, conure, it’s magic BUT NO NOMMING IT
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 16 Posted May 16 Awwwwww... What's the point of life if you can't eat magic things?
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted May 16 Posted May 16 3 minutes ago, GG0z said: I just love making life harder for everyone! *ahem* as the door from the tavern opens up, we are greeted with a winding trail, that goes over the mountains, through waffleland, and eventually leads to a interdimensional portal that is guarded by the Nightmare Bagel’s lackeys Just now, GG0z said: Yes, conure, it’s magic BUT NO NOMMING IT Mmmmm I magic read it What magic system is it from? Just now, Conure1243 said: Awwwwww... What's the point of life if you can't eat magic things? Making magic things that you can later eat (but like, centuries later so you can disrupt civilizations) (or maybe just eat the civilization)
GG0z He/Him Posted May 16 Author Posted May 16 Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said: Mmmmm I magic read it What magic system is it from? Idk, probably a made up one(which you can help me make up, because my creativity isnt the best)
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 16 Posted May 16 Different cream cheeses have different powers! Also, cream cheese is obviously dark magic 1
GG0z He/Him Posted May 16 Author Posted May 16 Just now, Conure1243 said: Different cream cheeses have different powers! Also, cream cheese is obviously dark magic YES. THAT’S PERFECT what about butter?
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted May 16 Posted May 16 1 minute ago, GG0z said: Idk, probably a made up one(which you can help me make up, because my creativity isnt the best) Mmmm a soft bagel magic system 1 minute ago, Conure1243 said: Different cream cheeses have different powers! Also, cream cheese is obviously dark magic Yeah. Butter is the best objective bagel topping. Just now, GG0z said: YES. THAT’S PERFECT what about butter? BUTTER IS ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 16 Posted May 16 I'm guessing we'll have some kind of jam power too
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 16 Posted May 16 (edited) Butter is good magic, then. Salted butter is better for offensive magic butter uses Jam powers? They're uhhh... They're very good for making somebody panic about violence levels before the camera pans out to show that it was only strawberry jam Edited May 16 by Conure1243 1
GG0z He/Him Posted May 16 Author Posted May 16 Okay, right… so there we were, all equipped with some sort of bagel topping, I had butter(you guys choose your own), and we started down the path…
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 16 Posted May 16 I have a buttery sword I start down the path as well, scouting behind, because I'm inefficient
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 16 Posted May 16 I jump out into the front, wearing jam armour that it patently useless for anything but special effects. 1
GG0z He/Him Posted May 16 Author Posted May 16 I climb a tree, to get a better look at the path ahead of us, only to realize I am scared of heights
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 16 Posted May 16 Looking cool is the most important part of anything, and you will not convince me otherwise I harvest a baguette from a nearby bush 1
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 16 Posted May 16 I toss a jar of jam up to you, in case you fall and want to make it look more violent than it actually is.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 16 Posted May 16 Just now, Through The Living Star said: I toss a jar of jam up to you, in case you fall and want to make it look more violent than it actually is. She understands the most practical use of jam I just realized, my butter sword is named the Butterblade. 1
GG0z He/Him Posted May 16 Author Posted May 16 I catch it, fall out of the tree while doing so, and break the jar on the ground to make it look more violent. I realize that there is some jam left, and I eat the rest of it
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 16 Posted May 16 (edited) I'm going to eat the dirty jam off of the dirty ground (And other sentences you wonder if you probably shouldn't have said!) Edited May 16 by Conure1243
GG0z He/Him Posted May 16 Author Posted May 16 I decide not to waste good jam, and not to make Conure sick, so I use the magical properties of butter to clean the jam
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 16 Posted May 16 Buttery jam. Huh. Guess it's better than strawberry ham, (Which is a typo I made recently)
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 16 Posted May 16 I stare at the spot where the jam was quietly, looking somber but really laughing at the fact that it looks like a blood stain.
GG0z He/Him Posted May 16 Author Posted May 16 I stand up, brush myself of, and wipe the jam off my face before looking at all of you questioningly
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 16 Posted May 16 I'm drinking from the red splotches that look like a blood stain, don't forget that! Let's move on... How long is this path? Are we going to end up going on so many tangents that it takes us several months to travel around 30 feet?
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 16 Posted May 16 1 minute ago, Conure1243 said: I'm drinking from the red splotches that look like a blood stain, don't forget that! Let's move on... How long is this path? Are we going to end up going on so many tangents that it takes us several months to travel around 30 feet? I vote for the tangent where we make it right to the front door of the portal, then make a mistake and half to start over again.
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