Defeating the Nightmare Bagel

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Star said:

THE SQUIRRELS RESIST ME. 

THEY ARE TOO STRONG

SO I START THROWING JARS OF JAM AT THEM AS WELL

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CHAOS YET, SO I START CHICKENBENDING, SENDING CHIKENS OUT TO PECK OUT THE EYES OF THE UNSUSPECTING GUESTS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

THE GUESTS, REALIZING THAT THERE IS A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT NEARBY START THROWING CHICKEN NUGGETS AT THE CHICKENS, WHICH THEY START DEVOURING. AFFTER FINISHING THEIR NUTRITIOUS MEAL, THE CHICKEN CHASE AFTER THE VISITORS, PECKING THIER EYES OUT

 

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Sometimes I think that there is somethingwrong with me bacause of this…

 

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

THE GUESTS, REALIZING THAT THERE IS A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT NEARBY START THROWING CHICKEN NUGGETS AT THE CHICKENS, WHICH THEY START DEVOURING. AFFTER FINISHING THEIR NUTRITIOUS MEAL, THE CHICKEN CHASE AFTER THE VISITORS, PECKING THIER EYES OUT

THE CHICKENS GOBBLE THEIR DEAD BRETHREN EAGERLY, AND AFTER PECKING OUT THE EYES OF THE VISITORS, THEY MAKE IT THEIR MISSION TO MAKE A PYRAMID OF CHICKENS, SO THEY CAN BEGIN TO WORSHIP THE BAGEL. I, AT THIS POINT, BEGIN RUNNING FROM THE SQUIRRELLS AS THEY TURN ON ME TO  MAKE ME SUFFER

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If there's something wrong with you, then there is something way more wrong with me 

 

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Star said:

THE CHICKENS GOBBLE THEIR DEAD BRETHREN EAGERLY, AND AFTER PECKING OUT THE EYES OF THE VISITORS, THEY MAKE IT THEIR MISSION TO MAKE A PYRAMID OF CHICKENS, SO THEY CAN BEGIN TO WORSHIP THE BAGEL. I, AT THIS POINT, BEGIN RUNNING FROM THE SQUIRRELLS AS THEY TURN ON ME TO  MAKE ME SUFFER

 

THE CHICKENS, SUCCEEDING IN MAKING A PYRAMID MELD INTO ON ENTITY, OPENING A PORTAL INTO KETCHUPLAND, WHERE THE KETCHUP MEETS THE JAM TO MAKE THE DEATHS EXTRA EXTRA VIOLENT

 

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I accidentally looked up “THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CHAOS YET, SO I START CHICKENBENDING, SENDING CHIKENS OUT TO PECK OUT THE EYES OF THE UNSUSPECTING GUESTS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA” and this is the response AI gave me:

 

 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I'd start to contribute to more chaos, but I think I'm going to be ritualistically sacrificed, so uhh...

Guess I'm dead now!

[GG0z He/Him]

43 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I'd start to contribute to more chaos, but I think I'm going to be ritualistically sacrificed, so uhh...

Guess I'm dead now!

You won’t be, and if anything, I’ll resurrect you!

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

1 hour ago, GG0z said:

THE CHICKENS, SUCCEEDING IN MAKING A PYRAMID MELD INTO ON ENTITY, OPENING A PORTAL INTO KETCHUPLAND, WHERE THE KETCHUP MEETS THE JAM TO MAKE THE DEATHS EXTRA EXTRA VIOLENT

 

 

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OH MY STARS THAT IS AMAZING. 

YESSS MORE VIOLENT KETCHUP/JAM/BLOOD

WE NEED IT SO WE CAN MAKE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE SUFFERING MORE THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE

WHICH WILL STALL THEM UNTIL THE CHICKENS CAN PECK THEIR EYES OUT

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Star said:

YESSS MORE VIOLENT KETCHUP/JAM/BLOOD

WE NEED IT SO WE CAN MAKE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE SUFFERING MORE THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE

WHICH WILL STALL THEM UNTIL THE CHICKENS CAN PECK THEIR EYES OUT

THE KETCHUP JAM BLOOD SPATTERS EVERYWHERE, MULTIPLYING THE SCREAMS TENFOLD. THE ENTITY LAUGHS WITH JOY, CASUALLY GRABBING A SLIDE, AND SWINGING IT AROUND LIKE A STAFF

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

THE KETCHUP JAM BLOOD SPATTERS EVERYWHERE, MULTIPLYING THE SCREAMS TENFOLD. THE ENTITY LAUGHS WITH JOY, CASUALLY GRABBING A SLIDE, AND SWINGING IT AROUND LIKE A STAFF

THE SQUIRRELLS USE ME AS A LANDING PLATFORM TO JUMP AT THE ENTITY, DEEMING THAT THEY MUST JOIN HIM IN HIS QUEST FOR CHAOS. 
THEIR TINY FEET ARE COVERED IN JAM/KETCHUP/BLOOD, LEAVING TINY BLOODY PAW PRINTS EVERYWHERE

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Star said:

THE SQUIRRELLS USE ME AS A LANDING PLATFORM TO JUMP AT THE ENTITY, DEEMING THAT THEY MUST JOIN HIM IN HIS QUEST FOR CHAOS. 
THEIR TINY FEET ARE COVERED IN JAM/KETCHUP/BLOOD, LEAVING TINY BLOODY PAW PRINTS EVERYWHERE

THE PIGEONS’ FEATHERS TURN RED WITH BLOOD, JAM, AND KETCHUP. THE WATERPARK IS IN SHAMBLES, AND THE CHICKENS ARE SCREAMING FOR BLOOD 

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

10 minutes ago, GG0z said:

THE PIGEONS’ FEATHERS TURN RED WITH BLOOD, JAM, AND KETCHUP. THE WATERPARK IS IN SHAMBLES, AND THE CHICKENS ARE SCREAMING FOR BLOOD 

SOME OF THE SQUIRRELLS ATTACK THE CHICKENS SO NOW WE HAVE CHICKENS RUNNING AROUND WITH THEIR HEADS CUT OFF

THE WATER PARK IS SUFFICIENTLY CHAOS'D, BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR ME HAHAHAHAHA

I SEND THE JAM AT THE OWNERS OF THE WATER PARK, HOPING THEY SUFFER 

[GG0z He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

SOME OF THE SQUIRRELLS ATTACK THE CHICKENS SO NOW WE HAVE CHICKENS RUNNING AROUND WITH THEIR HEADS CUT OFF

THE WATER PARK IS SUFFICIENTLY CHAOS'D, BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR ME HAHAHAHAHA

I SEND THE JAM AT THE OWNERS OF THE WATER PARK, HOPING THEY SUFFER 

THE OWNERS START SHOOTING CREAM CHEESE BULLETS. THEY WERE PARTNERED WITH THE NIGHTMARE BAGEL FROM THE START!!!!!!!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, GG0z said:

THE CHICKENS, SUCCEEDING IN MAKING A PYRAMID MELD INTO ON ENTITY, OPENING A PORTAL INTO KETCHUPLAND, WHERE THE KETCHUP MEETS THE JAM TO MAKE THE DEATHS EXTRA EXTRA VIOLENT

 

 

Grrrrr

This is why I dislike google

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Sup

*blows up a ferris wheel*

[Factor She/Her]

I wander up, and promptly slip in a puddle of jam. I resolve to never miss a day on the Shard again, and start dramatically dodging cream cheese bullets.

[GG0z He/Him]

I CHARGE AT THE OWNERS, BUTTER IN HAND, WHILE DOING SICK FLIPS AND DODGING THE BULLETS.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

5 minutes ago, Factor said:

I wander up, and promptly slip in a puddle of jam. I resolve to never miss a day on the Shard again, and start dramatically dodging cream cheese bullets.

I offer you a sandwich. I would offer an explanation too, but they're out of stock and I have none. 

[Factor She/Her]

5 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I offer you a sandwich. I would offer an explanation too, but they're out of stock and I have none. 

I thank you, take the sandwich and dramatically use it as a shield to push forward towards the owners!

[GG0z He/Him]

20 minutes ago, Factor said:

I thank you, take the sandwich and dramatically use it as a shield to push forward towards the owners!

I team up with Factor, both of us running towards the owners of the waterpark

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I buy a tomato gun and tomato the owners until they run away screaming!

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I wonder what the owners of the waterpark did wrong while buying a baguette.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I turn and glare at @Ink and Embers.

 

I turn my Tomato gun at @Ink and Embers

 

"French will NOT be tolerated here.

Put the baguette down."
 

[GG0z He/Him]

Here, have a pirog, West

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

"What's a pirog?"

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

11 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I turn and glare at @Ink and Embers.

 

I turn my Tomato gun at @Ink and Embers

 

"French will NOT be tolerated here.

Put the baguette down."
 

I shrug, put the baguette down, and pull out a croissant instead. And a cup of tea.

[GG0z He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I shrug, put the baguette down, and pull out a croissant instead. And a cup of tea.

Hey Ink, could I have the croissant please?