Defeating the Nightmare Bagel

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I begin butterbending and jambending all the related objects of the themepark.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

15 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I begin butterbending and jambending all the related objects of the themepark.

I offer you a sandwich. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I offer you a sandwich. 

Is it a bagel sandwich?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Is it a bagel sandwich?

No, it's peanut butter and jam.

*loots through bag*

This one is a macaroni-cheese-flavoured bagel, though!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Ink and Embers said:

No, it's peanut butter and jam.

*loots through bag*

This one is a macaroni-cheese-flavoured bagel, though!

I begin to jambend the sandwich, infusing it with jam and creamcheese

Then, a Sand Witch begins to form.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I begin to jambend the sandwich, infusing it with jam and creamcheese

Then, a Sand Witch begins to form.

I bash the Sand Witch over the head with an hourglass. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I bash the Sand Witch over the head with an hourglass. 

"HEY"

I quickly reform the Sand Witch, this time making sure to keep it out of range.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"HEY"

I quickly reform the Sand Witch, this time making sure to keep it out of range.

I apologise to the Sand Witch and explain I've had several characters of mine killed by a Sand Witch before. I then offer them a SandWich in apology. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

7 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I apologise to the Sand Witch and explain I've had several characters of mine killed by a Sand Witch before. I then offer them a SandWich in apology. 

The Sand Witch canibalises her previous brethren.

[GG0z He/Him]

I swim up from the jam pool, look at what’s happening, and greet the Sand Witch like an old friend.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I salute the Sand Witch then offer her a jar of jam

[GG0z He/Him]

Anyone want to go on the waterslide?

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I pour holy cooking oil on the Sand Witch and they turn into Frying Pan Man

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I'm back now!

Have we just been terrorizing the waterpark the whole time?

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

2 hours ago, GG0z said:

Anyone want to go on the waterslide?

Oo! Yes! 

*Grabs jar of jam, runs to the top of the waterslide, then jumps off the side. Not onto the water slide, of course. That would be logical.* 

I scream eagerly on the way down, then land on the jar of jam, sending splats of jam everywhere. 

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Frying Pan Man flops away into the sunset.

I eat a perogi. 

[GG0z He/Him]

26 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

Oo! Yes! 

*Grabs jar of jam, runs to the top of the waterslide, then jumps off the side. Not onto the water slide, of course. That would be logical.* 

I scream eagerly on the way down, then land on the jar of jam, sending splats of jam everywhere. 

25 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Frying Pan Man flops away into the sunset.

I eat a perogi. 

I pluck a baguette from one of the nearby trees and ride it like a broom, flying around the waterpark, the back of the baguette spewing rainbows wherever it goes

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I'm going to chop the waterslide apart to see what chaos ensues

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

13 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I'm going to chop the waterslide apart to see what chaos ensues

DO IT

I already sort of faked my own death. I WANT MORE CHAOS

[GG0z He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

DO IT

I already sort of faked my own death. I WANT MORE CHAOS

20 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I'm going to chop the waterslide apart to see what chaos ensues

I fly around Conures head to help Star with the chaos!

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

YESSS MORE CHAOS

I start tossing jam in all different directions, hoping some of it will hit other people, as well as kicking random people. 

[GG0z He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

YESSS MORE CHAOS

I start tossing jam in all different directions, hoping some of it will hit other people, as well as kicking random people. 

I GRAB HANDFULS OF PIGEONS FROM MY BACKPACK AND START PIGEONBENDING, THROWING PIGEONS EVERYWHERE AND CAUSING SEVERE CONFUSION AND CHAOS AMONG THE VISITOS AND EMPLOYEES!!!!!

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

I GRAB HANDFULS OF PIGEONS FROM MY BACKPACK AND START PIGEONBENDING, THROWING PIGEONS EVERYWHERE AND CAUSING SEVERE CONFUSION AND CHAOS AMONG THE VISITOS AND EMPLOYEES!!!!!

I START SQUIRRELL BENDING, SENDING SQURELLS RUNNING AMONGST THE VISITORS AS WELL, THEIR ONLY PURPOSE TO BITE PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM SUFFER

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Star said:

I START SQUIRRELL BENDING, SENDING SQURELLS RUNNING AMONGST THE VISITORS AS WELL, THEIR ONLY PURPOSE TO BITE PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM SUFFER

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I won’t put that into one liners, as this whole thread should probably just be put there

THE VISITORS AND STAFF RUN AROUND SCREAMING, WATCHING BAGUETTES FLY OFF, RAINBOWS TRAILING BEHND THEM, WHILE SQUIRRELS ARE BITING EVERYONE, AND THE STORM OF PIGEON FEATHERS IS BLINDING PEOPLE

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

18 minutes ago, GG0z said:

THE VISITORS AND STAFF RUN AROUND SCREAMING, WATCHING BAGUETTES FLY OFF, RAINBOWS TRAILING BEHND THEM, WHILE SQUIRRELS ARE BITING EVERYONE, AND THE STORM OF PIGEON FEATHERS IS BLINDING PEOPLE

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Thank you, I don't need any more quotes in there

THE SQUIRRELS RESIST ME. 

THEY ARE TOO STRONG

SO I START THROWING JARS OF JAM AT THEM AS WELL

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CHAOS YET, SO I START CHICKENBENDING, SENDING CHIKENS OUT TO PECK OUT THE EYES OF THE UNSUSPECTING GUESTS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA