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[GG0z He/Him]

that is a small tank

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

that is a small tank

Don’t judge tanks by their size, but instead how much they blow up

[Usseewa ✾ She♡They ✾]

ive never taken bio

[Aeoryi she/her]

40 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

ive never taken bio

hmmm you learn all about things and how everything works 

[Shatter He/Him]

1 hour ago, GG0z said:

that is a small tank

you made the tank feel sad

[Aeoryi she/her]

5 minutes ago, Shatter said:

you made the tank feel sad

tank

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

17 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

tank

This is a tuba song on marching band.

Very fun.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

What the storms is this conversation 

[Factor She/Her]

10 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

What the storms is this conversation 

Strange, that's what.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Factor said:

Strange, that's what.

I don't think I can disagree with that. Here’s my contribution:

Pigeons?

[Factor She/Her]

2 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I don't think I can disagree with that. Here’s my contribution:

Pigeons?

They're rather timid in San Diego. Also, thereiare a lot less seagulls than people think. Lobsters?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, Factor said:

They're rather timid in San Diego. Also, thereiare a lot less seagulls than people think. Lobsters?

I normally don't live near the coast. We have so many seagulls. Somehow. And pigeons. Lots of pigeons.

[Shatter He/Him]

Near where I live, we have pigeons, seagulls and Canada geese.

[Factor She/Her]

32 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I normally don't live near the coast. We have so many seagulls. Somehow. And pigeons. Lots of pigeons.

For some reason, smeagols are more common further from the coast.

[GG0z He/Him]

Gert!

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

23 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Gert!

GERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited 5 hours ago by Ink and Embers

[GG0z He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

GERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lore drop!

Gert likes to peck people's eyes out! I speak from experience. It really hurt

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

 

3 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Lore drop!

Gert likes to peck people's eyes out! I speak from experience. It really hurt

Yup!

Gert is filled with unquantifiable rage at the state of the universe. *squawks*

Kevin is allegedly in TLT, but dying from inactivity, so you're spared the chainsaws!

[GG0z He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

 

Yup!

Gert is filled with unquantifiable rage at the state of the universe. *squawks*

Kevin is allegedly in TLT, but dying from inactivity, so you're spared the chainsaws!

I am ready to take Kevin's rage!

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

19 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I am ready to take Kevin's rage!

*summons Kevin*

*confused pigeon noises*

Kevin offers you a piece of bread, then does an elaborate pantomime dance that roughly translates to "Where's the nearest chainsaw shop?"

Gert starts screeching angrily at Kevin. Then at you. Then at me. Then remembers to breathe but passes out anyway.

[GG0z He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

*summons Kevin*

*confused pigeon noises*

Kevin offers you a piece of bread, then does an elaborate pantomime dance that roughly translates to "Where's the nearest chainsaw shop?"

Gert starts screeching angrily at Kevin. Then at you. Then at me. Then remembers to breathe but passes out anyway.

I take the piece of bread, and rip it in half, giving one half to Kevin. 

The chainsaw shop is that way

*opens portal*

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

19 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I take the piece of bread, and rip it in half, giving one half to Kevin. 

The chainsaw shop is that way

*opens portal*

Kevin gratefully eats the bread, then jumps through the portal. You catch a glimpse of his secret True Pigeon Form as he departs. Don't worry, the insanity will wear off in a week!

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ink and Embers said:

Kevin gratefully eats the bread, then jumps through the portal. You catch a glimpse of his secret True Pigeon Form as he departs. Don't worry, the insanity will wear off in a week!

A week? Only?!?

Pathetic

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

A week? Only?!?

Pathetic

Trust me, you don't want to see Gert's

[GG0z He/Him]

25 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Trust me, you don't want to see Gert's

I do!

Trust me