GG0z He/Him Posted June 9 Posted June 9 It helps to summon my pet demons why has the cookie jar been turned into Cthulu? 1
Deception He/Him Posted June 10 Posted June 10 12 hours ago, GG0z said: It helps to summon my pet demons why has the cookie jar been turned into Cthulu? Probably so you wouldn't eat the cookies Why is there a raccoon inside of my couch? 1
Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer Posted June 10 Posted June 10 You spilt too many crumbs there Why is their a dragon on my bed?
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted June 10 Posted June 10 Well, it was raining really heavily, then it snowed, then I thought you'd be cold, then I went on eight gazilion and two sidequests, and now you have a dragon hot water bottle! You're welcome! I hope you don't mind a pile of ash for a bed! I hear it's quite soft. Why are you hiding under metal play equipment during a lightning storm? Spoiler Any guesses as to what my friends and I were doing in the thunderstorm today?
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted June 13 Posted June 13 On 6/10/2026 at 11:57 AM, Ink and Embers said: Well, it was raining really heavily, then it snowed, then I thought you'd be cold, then I went on eight gazilion and two sidequests, and now you have a dragon hot water bottle! You're welcome! I hope you don't mind a pile of ash for a bed! I hear it's quite soft. Why are you hiding under metal play equipment during a lightning storm? Reveal hidden contents Any guesses as to what my friends and I were doing in the thunderstorm today? Join us, you’ll be shocked at how fun it is How many batteries have you licked in your life? Spoiler …it’s a band thing. It was the same battery I mean better than the communal deodorant stick but whatever
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted June 13 Posted June 13 5 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: Join us, you’ll be shocked at how fun it is How many batteries have you licked in your life? Reveal hidden contents …it’s a band thing. It was the same battery I mean better than the communal deodorant stick but whatever *edges away, not break eye contact* None, obviously. Why. Why do you ask. Definitely none. *whispering to someone behind the door* Quick! Thoughts on the spontaneous human combustion over there?
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted June 14 Posted June 14 20 hours ago, Ink and Embers said: Thoughts on the spontaneous human combustion over there? PEAK What is your eyebrow doing at the library?
DcD25yhtdA8 he/him Posted June 14 Posted June 14 It wanted a vacation Why did Cephandrius cross the road?
CadCom he/him Posted June 18 Posted June 18 Worldshopping spree. How could you betray my trust by selling my spanreed to a southern Scadrian while I was on vacation in the Forests of Hell?
Ascended Grubberfly He/Him Posted June 18 Posted June 18 I figured your day couldn’t get any worse. Why’d you give me Inquisitor tattoos in my sleep?
CadCom he/him Posted June 18 Posted June 18 I thought you were Jake from Stake farm Why did you leave a banana peel on my doorstep?
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted June 20 Posted June 20 On 6/17/2026 at 11:01 PM, CadCom said: I thought you were Jake from Stake farm Why did you leave a banana peel on my doorstep? He’s your son, we’ve been over this! Speaking of, why’d you abandon him in a trash can it the first place?
DcD25yhtdA8 he/him Posted Tuesday at 04:06 AM Posted Tuesday at 04:06 AM I wasn't good enough for him. Why was Spensa passed out while flying M-bot
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted 17 hours ago Posted 17 hours ago On 6/23/2026 at 12:06 AM, DcD25yhtdA8 said: I wasn't good enough for him. Why was Spensa passed out while flying M-bot Chloroform, my bad Why did you offer me batteries, I already told you I’m full already
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted 15 hours ago Posted 15 hours ago (edited) 2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: Chloroform, my bad Why did you offer me batteries, I already told you I’m full already BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO EAT DINNER! And stop eating those portable charger snacks you youngins are always eating! You have to eat healthy, reliable batteries and not fill up on portable chargers How do you measure the life of a woman or a man? Edited 15 hours ago by CoderDrag0n8
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted 15 hours ago Posted 15 hours ago 16 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO EAT DINNER! And stop eating those portable charger snacks you youngins are always eating! You have to eat healthy, reliable batteries and not fill up on portable chargers How do you measure the life of a woman or a man? In years, usually I’m sorry you did WHAT to that small European nation?
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted 14 hours ago Posted 14 hours ago 57 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said: In years, usually I’m sorry you did WHAT to that small European nation? Colonized it. *shrugs* I'm British. This is re-enacting history! Spoiler I think colonization is bad Why are your spiders dyed rainbow-coloured? 1
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted 6 hours ago Posted 6 hours ago 8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said: Colonized it. *shrugs* I'm British. This is re-enacting history! Reveal hidden contents I think colonization is bad Why are your spiders dyed rainbow-coloured? Getting them ready for Christmas to put in all the arachnophobes ik’s stockings Why did you join the flat earthers?
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago 3 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: Getting them ready for Christmas to put in all the arachnophobes ik’s stockings Why did you join the flat earthers? Because they're right! Am I really the only one who saw half of earth getting lifted into the sky, and it was a rectangle? Why did you join the round earthers?
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted 47 minutes ago Posted 47 minutes ago 1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: Because they're right! Am I really the only one who saw half of earth getting lifted into the sky, and it was a rectangle? Why did you join the round earthers? Held my off brand cheese crackers hostage Why did you spend twenty years searching for the city of San Francisco in my pantry
Ascended Grubberfly He/Him Posted 16 minutes ago Posted 16 minutes ago 31 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said: Held my off brand cheese crackers hostage Why did you spend twenty years searching for the city of San Francisco in my pantry *frantically looks for an excuse* why did you never stop me? Why did you drink the ocean?
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