GG0z He/Him Posted June 9 Posted June 9 It helps to summon my pet demons why has the cookie jar been turned into Cthulu? 1
Deception He/Him Posted June 10 Posted June 10 12 hours ago, GG0z said: It helps to summon my pet demons why has the cookie jar been turned into Cthulu? Probably so you wouldn't eat the cookies Why is there a raccoon inside of my couch? 1
Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer Posted June 10 Posted June 10 You spilt too many crumbs there Why is their a dragon on my bed?
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted June 10 Posted June 10 Well, it was raining really heavily, then it snowed, then I thought you'd be cold, then I went on eight gazilion and two sidequests, and now you have a dragon hot water bottle! You're welcome! I hope you don't mind a pile of ash for a bed! I hear it's quite soft. Why are you hiding under metal play equipment during a lightning storm? Spoiler Any guesses as to what my friends and I were doing in the thunderstorm today?
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted June 13 Posted June 13 On 6/10/2026 at 11:57 AM, Ink and Embers said: Well, it was raining really heavily, then it snowed, then I thought you'd be cold, then I went on eight gazilion and two sidequests, and now you have a dragon hot water bottle! You're welcome! I hope you don't mind a pile of ash for a bed! I hear it's quite soft. Why are you hiding under metal play equipment during a lightning storm? Reveal hidden contents Any guesses as to what my friends and I were doing in the thunderstorm today? Join us, you’ll be shocked at how fun it is How many batteries have you licked in your life? Spoiler …it’s a band thing. It was the same battery I mean better than the communal deodorant stick but whatever
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted June 13 Posted June 13 5 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: Join us, you’ll be shocked at how fun it is How many batteries have you licked in your life? Reveal hidden contents …it’s a band thing. It was the same battery I mean better than the communal deodorant stick but whatever *edges away, not break eye contact* None, obviously. Why. Why do you ask. Definitely none. *whispering to someone behind the door* Quick! Thoughts on the spontaneous human combustion over there?
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted Sunday at 02:54 AM Posted Sunday at 02:54 AM 20 hours ago, Ink and Embers said: Thoughts on the spontaneous human combustion over there? PEAK What is your eyebrow doing at the library?
DcD25yhtdA8 he/him Posted Sunday at 04:16 AM Posted Sunday at 04:16 AM It wanted a vacation Why did Cephandrius cross the road?
CadCom he/him Posted Thursday at 01:42 AM Posted Thursday at 01:42 AM Worldshopping spree. How could you betray my trust by selling my spanreed to a southern Scadrian while I was on vacation in the Forests of Hell?
Ascended Grubberfly He/Him Posted Thursday at 02:20 AM Posted Thursday at 02:20 AM I figured your day couldn’t get any worse. Why’d you give me Inquisitor tattoos in my sleep?
CadCom he/him Posted Thursday at 03:01 AM Posted Thursday at 03:01 AM I thought you were Jake from Stake farm Why did you leave a banana peel on my doorstep?
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