Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted May 5 Posted May 5 His name is Larry. He's nice don't worry Why is that avalanche made out of sand???
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 6 Posted May 6 Because the sky is purple! Why are you drinking toxic waste?
IAmThatOneGuy He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 I was thirsty, and it was the only thing on hand. What is the secret to the color 645?
Adonalsium Will Return He/him Posted May 8 Posted May 8 Well, I didn't want to name them after XCZVXTXSPX. It would have gotten hard to say. Why did you burn down the only dark oak tree left in Minecraft?
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 8 Posted May 8 To punish the people who wanted to have a monopoly on dark oak, of course! If you're so good at flute, why are you playing "Hot Cross Buns" at half tempo?
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted May 8 Posted May 8 Because they died. This is their funeral. Why aren't you wearing black?
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 8 Posted May 8 I am, you just can't see it. What is the meaning of life?
Adonalsium Will Return He/him Posted May 8 Posted May 8 How should I know? This is the excuses thread, not the questions thread! Why do you have a marmoset in your kitchen?
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 8 Posted May 8 It's all a hallucination. Why are you inside my walls?
Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His Posted May 8 Posted May 8 Surveillance. Why is there a worm in the cheese?
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 8 Posted May 8 Because that's it's home, of course! Why is there cheese in the worm?
___ He/Him Posted May 8 Author Posted May 8 19 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said: Because that's it's home, of course! Why is there cheese in the worm? I was messing around with piping bags Seriously, why do you still have that old shoe??
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 8 Posted May 8 It always pays to have food storage. Why is there a potato on your head?
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted May 9 Posted May 9 7 hours ago, NerdSandwich said: It always pays to have food storage. Why is there a potato on your head? BECAUSE I GOT THIRSTY, OK? AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED THE SPUD KIND WAS STANDING WITH A GLASS OF WATER, AND APPARENTLY ANY WISH FROM HIM 'EXTRACTS A TERRIBLE PRICE' OR SOMETHING SO NOW I ONLY HAVE 1 DAY LEFT TO LIVE, AND THE POTATO SIGNIFIES THAT. GEEZ, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? GOD FORBID A MAN IS THIRSTY Why are you floating exactly pi decimeters above the ground?
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 I discovered the secret to levitation, obviously. Why does the potato signify one day to live?
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 I dunno, why is my sister green? Why are you cheese?
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Think about it. Goat cheese. I'm the GOAT. It's self explanatory. Why's the purple gorilla losing the chess game?
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Bc he was trained by my little sister. Why do your plants feast on human flesh?
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted May 11 Posted May 11 1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said: Bc he was trained by my little sister. Why do your plants feast on human flesh? 'Cause they're plants. What else would they feed on? The Blood of My Enemies? Why do your feet be on your head, and your hair be on your ankles?
Adonalsium Will Return He/him Posted May 12 Posted May 12 They ate Santa. Why is your face engraved on my chimney?
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted May 12 Posted May 12 I don't know, it's your chimney! Why is my face engraved on your chimney?
Adonalsium Will Return He/him Posted May 12 Posted May 12 That's what I asked! Why is there no face on the Mona Lisa?
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