Potatoes and Tortillas

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Tortilla is bestest. By itself, with a burrito, cooked into trotilla chips, the options are infinite.

[First of the Tide He/him]

okay, but have you heard? burrito wrapped in Potato

[Guest]

No... 

[Keke They/he]

Potato’s are demons

except fries and lays

tortilla all the way

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, Ookla The Kintsukuroi said:

Potato’s are demons

except fries and lays

tortilla all the way

SNAPS

(except lays I dislike lays)

BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS FACTS

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

SNAPS

(except lays I dislike lays)

BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS FACTS

YEAH

[First of the Tide He/him]

Okay BUT(hear me out)

Spoiler

Burrito 

Spoiler

Wrapped

Spoiler

In

Spoiler

POTATO

 

 

 

 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Alternatively, world peace

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

Alternatively, world peace

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

please

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

please

.... seems like a fitting reaction

[Guest]

On 12/12/2025 at 7:48 AM, Ookla The Kintsukuroi said:

Potato’s are demons

except fries and lays

tortilla all the way

I agree  

[Qianweilian He/him]

On 12/11/2025 at 8:05 PM, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Yeah

Just doesn't taste good

Based on this, you live in Arkansas (not Kansas or Kansas City surprisingly enough). While that's as far away enough from the GREAT TORTILLA BELT (away with Sun Belt, Rust Belt, Corn Belt, etc.) as I expected, you clearly have never had a good tortilla. Good tortillas, I am satisfied to just eat by themselves, without any other ingredient, like tasty bread. (Although they are of course better with like anything you put in them)

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Qianweilian said:

Based on this, you live in Arkansas (not Kansas or Kansas City surprisingly enough). While that's as far away enough from the GREAT TORTILLA BELT (away with Sun Belt, Rust Belt, Corn Belt, etc.) as I expected, you clearly have never had a good tortilla. Good tortillas, I am satisfied to just eat by themselves, without any other ingredient, like tasty bread. (Although they are of course better with like anything you put in them)

Fair

There's also the issue of me being gluten intolerant

And the Kansas nickname came from @Through The Living Glass

[Qianweilian He/him]

Oh, that's a shame. Corn tortillas are great, but are definitely less common than they should be. You do have to spice those up more.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Fair

There's also the issue of me being gluten intolerant

And the Kansas nickname came from @Through The Living Glass

:3

[Frustration]

The answer is clearly potatoes. Entire civilizations have survived primarily on potatoes. The only other foods that can even come close to that are wheat, rice and corn.

That's what you're comparing a tortilla to.

You can make breads with potatoes, fries with potatoes, chips with potatoes, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, you can even make chocolate milk with potatoes(which is delicious btw).

There really is no comparing the two.

Edited January 28 by Frustration

[Immortal Platypus]

53 minutes ago, Frustration said:

The answer is clearly potatoes. Entire civilizations have survived primarily on potatoes. The only other foods that can even come close to that are wheat, rice and corn.

That's what you're comparing a tortilla to.

You can make breads with potatoes, fries with potatoes, chips with potatoes, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, you can even make chocolate milk with potatoes(which is delicious btw).

There really is no comparing the two.

there is potato chocolate milk? where do I find this, and is it actually good

[Frustration]

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

there is potato chocolate milk? where do I find this, and is it actually good

I just find the really fancy chocolate milks at gas stations or convenience stores and look at the ingredients list.

You might be able to find it online, I have not tried.

It is really good.