General Discussion RolePlay (GDRP)

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

“Except, dear state, so do I, this is my… 59th clone? Oh, and please do keep the dialogue in quotes, please.”

"I will. That wasn't dialogue so much as meta conversation."

[Akimikoisthecutest]

15 hours ago, Hoid Slayer said:

Hoid enters the bar, looks around, and falls asleep.

I sit down and begin writing this:

I thought the door to The Shard was the most intense thing I'd ever handled, but then everything went sideways again. I was barely holding my copy of The Way of Kings together, trying not to faint while talking to this other patron, Coder, when the noise level suddenly dropped a bit. I turned around, still feeling about an inch tall, and that's when he walked in.

The man was... luminous? I don't know how else to describe him. He moved with an unsettling grace that didn't quite seem to follow the laws of physics I remember from Earth, like he was made of moonlight and sarcasm. My breath hitched in my throat. This had to be the person the rumors were really about—a living legend, someone who spanned realms and stories, right here in the same smoky, shifting air as me. My heart hammered against my ribs, a nerdy thrill momentarily overriding the sheer terror. This was a story I had to get for the paper.

He looked around the room, that same weird, detached expression on his face. And then... he just fell asleep. On his feet. Or maybe leaning against the wall, I don't know, I was too shocked to notice the details. Just like that. Eyes closed, snoring slightly.

I stared, completely bewildered. "Did he just... fall asleep?" I whispered to Coder, adjusting my glasses for the twentieth time. My pulse was going a million miles an hour. "He just... did nothing? That's it? The Multiverse's most famous traveler just decided to catch some Z's right after making an entrance?"

Part of me wanted to run over and interview him right there, get some quotes for my article. Another, much louder part, was yelling at me to find the nearest exit. I'm Akimiko, and I came here for a story, but honestly, this place is going to be the death of me. First shifting walls, and now the most enigmatic man in existence just falls asleep like a regular person. The Shard is even weirder than I imagined.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

9 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

I sit down and begin writing this:

I thought the door to The Shard was the most intense thing I'd ever handled, but then everything went sideways again. I was barely holding my copy of The Way of Kings together, trying not to faint while talking to this other patron, Coder, when the noise level suddenly dropped a bit. I turned around, still feeling about an inch tall, and that's when he walked in.

The man was... luminous? I don't know how else to describe him. He moved with an unsettling grace that didn't quite seem to follow the laws of physics I remember from Earth, like he was made of moonlight and sarcasm. My breath hitched in my throat. This had to be the person the rumors were really about—a living legend, someone who spanned realms and stories, right here in the same smoky, shifting air as me. My heart hammered against my ribs, a nerdy thrill momentarily overriding the sheer terror. This was a story I had to get for the paper.

He looked around the room, that same weird, detached expression on his face. And then... he just fell asleep. On his feet. Or maybe leaning against the wall, I don't know, I was too shocked to notice the details. Just like that. Eyes closed, snoring slightly.

I stared, completely bewildered. "Did he just... fall asleep?" I whispered to Coder, adjusting my glasses for the twentieth time. My pulse was going a million miles an hour. "He just... did nothing? That's it? The Multiverse's most famous traveler just decided to catch some Z's right after making an entrance?"

Part of me wanted to run over and interview him right there, get some quotes for my article. Another, much louder part, was yelling at me to find the nearest exit. I'm Akimiko, and I came here for a story, but honestly, this place is going to be the death of me. First shifting walls, and now the most enigmatic man in existence just falls asleep like a regular person. The Shard is even weirder than I imagined.

Kansas points out that that is not in fact Hoid, the traveler, but Hoid, the nickname for the slayer of Hoid (don't ask, it's complicated).

He also says hi

[Akimikoisthecutest]

35 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Kansas points out that that is not in fact Hoid, the traveler, but Hoid, the nickname for the slayer of Hoid (don't ask, it's complicated).

He also says hi

"But, why would you do that? That's just confusing. And Hoid isn't dead."

Edited November 21, 2025 by Akimikoisthecutest

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Akimikoisthecutest said:

"But, shy would you do that? That's just confusing. And Hoid isn't dead."

"Again. Don't question it too much."

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"I will. That wasn't dialogue so much as meta conversation."

"All dialogue here is meta conversation."

1 hour ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

I sit down and begin writing this:

I thought the door to The Shard was the most intense thing I'd ever handled, but then everything went sideways again. I was barely holding my copy of The Way of Kings together, trying not to faint while talking to this other patron, Coder, when the noise level suddenly dropped a bit. I turned around, still feeling about an inch tall, and that's when he walked in.

The man was... luminous? I don't know how else to describe him. He moved with an unsettling grace that didn't quite seem to follow the laws of physics I remember from Earth, like he was made of moonlight and sarcasm. My breath hitched in my throat. This had to be the person the rumors were really about—a living legend, someone who spanned realms and stories, right here in the same smoky, shifting air as me. My heart hammered against my ribs, a nerdy thrill momentarily overriding the sheer terror. This was a story I had to get for the paper.

He looked around the room, that same weird, detached expression on his face. And then... he just fell asleep. On his feet. Or maybe leaning against the wall, I don't know, I was too shocked to notice the details. Just like that. Eyes closed, snoring slightly.

I stared, completely bewildered. "Did he just... fall asleep?" I whispered to Coder, adjusting my glasses for the twentieth time. My pulse was going a million miles an hour. "He just... did nothing? That's it? The Multiverse's most famous traveler just decided to catch some Z's right after making an entrance?"

Part of me wanted to run over and interview him right there, get some quotes for my article. Another, much louder part, was yelling at me to find the nearest exit. I'm Akimiko, and I came here for a story, but honestly, this place is going to be the death of me. First shifting walls, and now the most enigmatic man in existence just falls asleep like a regular person. The Shard is even weirder than I imagined.

"Again, please try to keep this too meta conversation within roleplay, this is not designed for simple RP with plot."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"All dialogue here is meta conversation."

"Again, please try to keep this too meta conversation within roleplay, this is not designed for simple RP with plot."

"Meta within the meta..."*dramatic look*

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Screams in irl ice cream. *izzy gets a ice cream*

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Ink walks into the bar and trips over immediately, baffled

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ink walks into the bar and trips over immediately, baffled

Kansas laughs. "That's a way to make an entrance."

(It was his honorspren who tripped them)

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

1 hour ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

I sit down and begin writing this:

I thought the door to The Shard was the most intense thing I'd ever handled, but then everything went sideways again. I was barely holding my copy of The Way of Kings together, trying not to faint while talking to this other patron, Coder, when the noise level suddenly dropped a bit. I turned around, still feeling about an inch tall, and that's when he walked in.

The man was... luminous? I don't know how else to describe him. He moved with an unsettling grace that didn't quite seem to follow the laws of physics I remember from Earth, like he was made of moonlight and sarcasm. My breath hitched in my throat. This had to be the person the rumors were really about—a living legend, someone who spanned realms and stories, right here in the same smoky, shifting air as me. My heart hammered against my ribs, a nerdy thrill momentarily overriding the sheer terror. This was a story I had to get for the paper.

He looked around the room, that same weird, detached expression on his face. And then... he just fell asleep. On his feet. Or maybe leaning against the wall, I don't know, I was too shocked to notice the details. Just like that. Eyes closed, snoring slightly.

I stared, completely bewildered. "Did he just... fall asleep?" I whispered to Coder, adjusting my glasses for the twentieth time. My pulse was going a million miles an hour. "He just... did nothing? That's it? The Multiverse's most famous traveler just decided to catch some Z's right after making an entrance?"

Part of me wanted to run over and interview him right there, get some quotes for my article. Another, much louder part, was yelling at me to find the nearest exit. I'm Akimiko, and I came here for a story, but honestly, this place is going to be the death of me. First shifting walls, and now the most enigmatic man in existence just falls asleep like a regular person. The Shard is even weirder than I imagined.

Hoid snored.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

3 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Kansas looked over in some confusion, wondering at the commitment to this point.

"I'm still right here."

"yeah but you're bein nice to people so I don't feel like messing with you."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

"yeah but you're bein nice to people so I don't feel like messing with you."

Kansas looks sad for a moment. Then he punches Kyo.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

6 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Kansas looks sad for a moment. Then he punches Kyo.

"Ack!" His plate forms before he actually gets hit, but he fails and falls off the table, flipping Kansas the middle finger as he goes down in a loud crash.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"Meta within the meta..."*dramatic look*

"Just so you know, you should just type dramtic look without asterisks, this is an RP, afterall."

1 hour ago, Honors ghost said:

Screams in irl ice cream. *izzy gets a ice cream*

"Again, please keep speaking lines in quotes, and actions without any asterisks."

[Vielence She/Her]

Vie peeks in. 
Seeing that there isn’t an impending explosion currently, she walks in. 
“Hi?” 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

13 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

"Ack!" His plate forms before he actually gets hit, but he fails and falls off the table, flipping Kansas the middle finger as he goes down in a loud crash.

Kansas grins and tackles him.

9 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Just so you know, you should just type dramtic look without asterisks, this is an RP, afterall."

"Again, please keep speaking lines in quotes, and actions without any asterisks."

"Shshshshh. That's how my brain works."

7 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Vie peeks in. 
Seeing that there isn’t an impending explosion currently, she walks in. 
“Hi?” 

Kansas tosses a grenade in her direction.

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Kansas grins and tackles him.

"Shshshshh. That's how my brain works."

Kansas tosses a grenade in her direction.

Vie yelps and smacks it back toward you then dives behind a table, covering her ears. 
“What the hell?!”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, VieB13 said:

Vie yelps and smacks it back toward you then dives behind a table, covering her ears. 
“What the hell?!”

Kansas, wearing Plate, isn't much bothered by the explosion.

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Huh. Wonder how having three sets of Plate works.

 

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Kansas, wearing Plate, isn't much bothered by the explosion.

 

I don’t have plate yet… I’m only on the 3rd Ideal. 
Thats fine, Vie would have been. 
Then she yells “What is going ON with you guys???”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, VieB13 said:

I don’t have plate yet… I’m only on the 3rd Ideal. 
Thats fine, Vie would have been. 
Then she yells “What is going ON with you guys???”

"Combat!"

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

4 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Kansas grins and tackles him.

"Shshshshh. That's how my brain works."

Kansas tosses a grenade in her direction.

"$%&# you!" He tires to lash him upward.

2 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Vie yelps and smacks it back toward you then dives behind a table, covering her ears. 
“What the hell?!”

kyo sends his plate to her.

1 minute ago, VieB13 said:

I don’t have plate yet… I’m only on the 3rd Ideal. 
Thats fine, Vie would have been. 
Then she yells “What is going ON with you guys???”

"you have my plate rn"

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

"$%&# you!" He tires to lash him upward.

kyo sends his plate to her.

Kansas, wearing Plate, is immune. Kyo also slowly starts to be crushed by the weight of somebody in Plate once he sends his own Plate away.

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"Combat!"

“Why?” 

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

"$%&# you!" He tires to lash him upward.

kyo sends his plate to her.

"you have my plate rn"

Pfft he probably deserves that. 
 

“Thanks?” 
 

I use the Plate to pick up a table and throw it in your general direction 

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Silver looks at the scene with an expression both blase and unbelieveing, while eating a waffle.