VIRTUAL (chaotic) SCRIMMAGE

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

34 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I fall hard, get back up, and proceed to continue slamming my swiss army polearm into Clone with no subtlety whatsoever. 

Clone, compounding gold, sighs.

"Alliance?"

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

If we’re all being OP then Shardplate

If not, double bladed lightsaber

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Alright completely OP time...my two sai are now connected by a lenthy chain, which is also coated in aluminum. Fear me, wielder of the aluminum-coated double-sai rope dart

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Clone, compounding gold, sighs.

"Alliance?"

Growing frustrated at my lack of ability to do anything meaningful to Clone, I spin away, looking for a new opponent. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I have decided on a weapon

125257 ways to get people to avoid you like the plague, personified.

I start munching on someone’s hair (look at number 1931, it’s close enough)

I can’t die, but I also really can’t cause much damage I’m just here to cause mayhem 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I have decided on a weapon

125257 ways to get people to avoid you like the plague, personified.

I start munching on someone’s hair (look at number 1931, it’s close enough)

I can’t die, but I also really can’t cause much damage I’m just here to cause mayhem 

*fear noises*

[Vielence She/Her]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I have decided on a weapon

125257 ways to get people to avoid you like the plague, personified.

I start munching on someone’s hair (look at number 1931, it’s close enough)

I can’t die, but I also really can’t cause much damage I’m just here to cause mayhem 

Ohhhhh nice Chips that’s an EXCELLENT idea. 
 

*popcorn*

Edited August 23, 2025 by VieB13

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I have decided on a weapon

125257 ways to get people to avoid you like the plague, personified.

I start munching on someone’s hair (look at number 1931, it’s close enough)

I can’t die, but I also really can’t cause much damage I’m just here to cause mayhem 

I run up to you and start wildly swinging at you with my swiss army polearm. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

I run up to you and start wildly swinging at you with my swiss army polearm. 

I, naturally

801. Throw up on your shoes

802. Throw up on your socks

803. Throw up in your socks

804. Throw up socks

805. Make socks throw up

[Vielence She/Her]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I, naturally

801. Throw up on your shoes

802. Throw up on your socks

803. Throw up in your socks

804. Throw up socks

805. Make socks throw up

Oh boy. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I, naturally

801. Throw up on your shoes

802. Throw up on your socks

803. Throw up in your socks

804. Throw up socks

805. Make socks throw up

I, disliking vomit, launch one end of my DSACRD at you

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I, disliking vomit, launch one end of my DSACRD at you

I use

517. eat things using your elbows

And proceed to eat it

Edited August 24, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

26 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I use

517. eat things using your elbows

And proceed to eat it

Unfortunately, it is coated in aluminum (Double-Sai ALUMINUM-COATED Rope Dart) and thus immune to such attacks.

I love this thread. It's like BftS but you don't have to steal the Sandwich

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Unfortunately, it is coated in aluminum (Double-Sai ALUMINUM-COATED Rope Dart) and thus immune to such attacks.

I love this thread. It's like BftS but you don't have to steal the Sandwich

Dude Aluminum won’t stop me from eating it

It’s not like it’s investiture

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

6 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Dude Aluminum won’t stop me from eating it

It’s not like it’s investiture

Ah, but Aluminum

+chaos-thrwad logic

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

+chaos-thrwad logic

What is that?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

What is that?

Oops typo. Meant to say chaotic-thread logic, like chaotic logic

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

34 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Oops typo. Meant to say chaotic-thread logic, like chaotic logic

Oh. I still think Aluminum shouldn’t block that. I’m just ingesting it nothing special

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

Oh. I still think Aluminum shouldn’t block that. I’m just ingesting it nothing special

Possibly, but I also like these and I'd just make a new set if you ate them, so I'm just trying to skip that whole process. You can eat them if you want though I guess

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Possibly, but I also like these and I'd just make a new set if you ate them, so I'm just trying to skip that whole process. You can eat them if you want though I guess

I think it’s fine as long as aluminum can’t completely counteract me

So this is fine but I don’t wanna be like “Lorem ipsum blah blah blah” and ur like “aluminum aluminum” every time yk? (Not implying you would but yk what I mean)

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I think it’s fine as long as aluminum can’t completely counteract me

So this is fine but I don’t wanna be like “Lorem ipsum blah blah blah” and ur like “aluminum aluminum” every time yk? (Not implying you would but yk what I mean)

Yeah absolutely

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

20 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I, naturally

801. Throw up on your shoes

802. Throw up on your socks

803. Throw up in your socks

804. Throw up socks

805. Make socks throw up

I hastily remove my shoes and socks. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

I hastily remove my shoes and socks. 

I of course

1830. Vomit in a glass and ask your neighbor to drink it

Empties into @Ashkaloda’s mouth

Edited August 24, 2025 by ChipsAHoid
I can’t’nt grammar

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I of course

1830. Vomit in a glass and ask your neighbor to drink it

Empties into @Ashkaloda’s mouth

I spit it out as best I can and then flee, clearly outmatched. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

I spit it out as best I can and then flee, clearly outmatched. 

I

1162. Aggressively go from walking to crawling at random people while honking like a donkey

And run you down