VIRTUAL (chaotic) SCRIMMAGE

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Eyeball Alliance come hither and discuss: whom shall we destroy first?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

@Ashkaloda

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 11/5/2025 at 9:42 AM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

@Ashkaloda

I wave my swiss army polearm threateningly at you, now that I have eyes again. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I redestroy your eyes

Sorry

 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I redestroy your eyes

Sorry

 

I wildly poke at you, clearly frustrated. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

You miss EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

You miss EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I scream and take a few steps back. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I take a few steps forward and strike. I do not miss.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Can I use a halberd?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

NO!
idk what that is

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

22 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Can I use a halberd?

Yes

On 11/6/2025 at 11:10 AM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I take a few steps forward and strike. I do not miss.

The tree that was next to me. You do not miss the tree that was next to me and your weapon gets stuck in it. 

20 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

NO!
idk what that is

It's a polearm; usually it has a single-bladed axehead with a speared point on the end of the shaft. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I eat the halberd and hit you with 𝚊̶ the tree.

Edited November 7, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

In that case, I shall have to resort to my backup weapon.

I bonk you over the head with a foam pool float shaped like a lightsaber.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am unfazed

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I bonk you over the head again.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am still unfazed.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I bonk you over the head. 

Again.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am extremely unfazed.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

It appears the word extremely unfazed now means being extremely fazed and half-dead

Edited November 7, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I poke your big toe with the end of another halberd.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am still extremely unfazed.

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

It appears the word extremely unfazed now means being extremely fazed and half-dead

I changed it back

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I give up, sit down, and eat a yogurt.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

16 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I eat the halberd and hit you with 𝚊̶ the tree.

The tree gets tangled up somewhere between the club head and the flail at the end of my swiss army polearm. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Oh well. I hit you with another tree.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Oh well. I hit you with another tree.

I hit the tree back.