VIRTUAL (chaotic) SCRIMMAGE

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The tree is stronger than you.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

The tree is stronger than you.

I challenge it to an arm-wrestling match to prove it and then win by default as the tree has no arms. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The tree grows arms and defeats you.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

28 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

The tree grows arms and defeats you.

I chop it down in anger. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I plant 4 other trees. I genetically code them to be unchoppable

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I plant 4 other trees. I genetically code them to be unchoppable

I can't see them, so I am clueless as to their existence. 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I misplace my halberd again and end up flailing at the trees with my pool noodle lightsaber

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I laugh uncontrollably

(sorry)

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I laugh uncontrollably

(sorry)

(No it's funny)

I bonk you on the head with a pool noodle, then fall into a convenient pool.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I say "Ouch" but then realize that it's just a pool noodle.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

22 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I say "Ouch" but then realize that it's just a pool noodle.

I hear this and chop at your legs. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

With another pool noodle. I am unfazed.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

With another pool noodle. I am unfazed.

I fold the pool noodle appendage back up into the shaft of my polearm, not wanting to do that again, and attack you with the rest of it. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

You miss and hit @Ink and Embers

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

25 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

You miss and hit @Ink and Embers

I'm still blind, and so am clueless that I am attacking the wrong person and shout in triumph. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I laugh.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I shout "Hey!" then splash @Ashkaloda with water.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Just now, Ink and Embers said:

I shout "Hey!" then splash @Ashkaloda with water.

I splutter as I am splashed, then whirl around and swing at @YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I too attempt to hit @YouCantHaveMySandwich, with a pool noodle

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I jump over both of you

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I crash into @Ashkaloda unintentionally 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, Ink and Embers said:

I crash into @Ashkaloda unintentionally 

I fall over and scramble away. 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I poke you cautiously with my halberd as you scramble away

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I poke you uncuriously with a stolen halberd.

[Vielence She/Her]

On 11/10/2025 at 12:14 PM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I say "Ouch" but then realize that it's just a pool noodle.

Pool noodles are TERRIBLE weapons. I tried basic staff strikes with one then almost fell over laughing it was so bad 

 

@YouCantHaveMySandwich thanks for reviving this!!!