KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him Posted June 26, 2025 Posted June 26, 2025 4 hours ago, Ashkaloda said: I am within a heavily guarded fortress that sits on top of a mountain. Its walls loom menacingly above you and the whole structure looks rather imposing. I can offer you even better protection in Kredik Shaw. I pull out a bead of Lerasium. "Auction!"
Denissimo He/him Posted June 26, 2025 Posted June 26, 2025 10 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said: Hide contents No one? What about @Denisimo? Quote Whats going on @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren?
KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him Posted June 26, 2025 Posted June 26, 2025 4 minutes ago, Denisimo said: Quote Nothing important. @ChipsAHoid said that no one could understand his strangeness.
___ He/Him Posted June 26, 2025 Posted June 26, 2025 6 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said: I can offer you even better protection in Kredik Shaw. I pull out a bead of Lerasium. "Auction!" I toss 30 emerald broams at your feet and snatch the lerasium, eat it, and burn it.
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted June 26, 2025 Author Posted June 26, 2025 (edited) 7 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: Reveal hidden contents I am more crazy i would say more but my dad put me on a time crunch. Spoiler Nooooo Spoiler Only for that part it was weird we’re just trying to sacrifice @Ashkaloda Edited June 26, 2025 by ChipsAHoid
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted June 26, 2025 Posted June 26, 2025 13 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: I refuse to be imposed I knock on the door ”Surrender!” The door falls on top of you.
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted June 26, 2025 Author Posted June 26, 2025 2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said: The door falls on top of you. Well, then I walk in through the now open door
KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him Posted June 26, 2025 Posted June 26, 2025 7 hours ago, mippo said: I toss 30 emerald broams at your feet and snatch the lerasium, eat it, and burn it. But the auction didn't finish yet. "@mippo bids 30 emerald broams! Going once!"
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted June 27, 2025 Posted June 27, 2025 14 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said: But the auction didn't finish yet. "@mippo bids 30 emerald broams! Going once!" I bid 50 boxings and a clip. 18 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: Well, then I walk in through the now open door And fall down a 500 ft deep pit.
KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him Posted June 27, 2025 Posted June 27, 2025 8 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said: I bid 50 boxings and a clip. And fall down a 500 ft deep pit. "@Ashkaloda bids 50 boxings and a clip!" I paused. "Does anyone know the conversion rate between broams and boxings?"
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted June 27, 2025 Author Posted June 27, 2025 3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said: I bid 50 boxings and a clip. And fall down a 500 ft deep pit. And then I fall up up it hurtling towards your face 3 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said: "Does anyone know the conversion rate between broams and boxings?" ChatGPT did the math so this has to be 500% accurate “1 diamond broam ≈ 3 boxings” With this I think it should be 1 emerald broam is roughly 150 boxings. After all, it is the highest denomination of currency on Roshar Therefore 30 emerald broams should be 4500 boxings Ofc I wouldn’t trust this math whatsoever, just a fun experiment
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted June 27, 2025 Posted June 27, 2025 (edited) Well then I raise my bid by 3 Wyrnings and a Breath. @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren 4 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: And then I fall up up it hurtling towards your face ChatGPT did the math so this has to be 500% accurate “1 diamond broam ≈ 3 boxings” With this I think it should be 1 emerald broam is roughly 150 boxings. After all, it is the highest denomination of currency on Roshar Therefore 30 emerald broams should be 4500 boxings Ofc I wouldn’t trust this math whatsoever, just a fun experiment It was my face painted on the ceiling, not my actual face. I am not stupid enough to stand immediately inside the front door. I did some snooping around the Shard for previous conversion rates and some of my own math, and I have come up with 20 boxings = 1 emerald broam = $200 USD. So 30 emerald broams is 600 boxings. Edited June 27, 2025 by Ashkaloda
KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him Posted June 27, 2025 Posted June 27, 2025 7 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: And then I fall up up it hurtling towards your face ChatGPT did the math so this has to be 500% accurate “1 diamond broam ≈ 3 boxings” With this I think it should be 1 emerald broam is roughly 150 boxings. After all, it is the highest denomination of currency on Roshar Therefore 30 emerald broams should be 4500 boxings Ofc I wouldn’t trust this math whatsoever, just a fun experiment According to the Coppermind, an emerald broam is 50 diamond ones, so... yeah. 6 hours ago, Ashkaloda said: Well then I raise my bid by 3 Wyrnings and a Breath. @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren It was my face painted on the ceiling, not my actual face. I am not stupid enough to stand immediately inside the front door. I did some snooping around the Shard for previous conversion rates and some of my own math, and I have come up with 20 boxings = 1 emerald broam = $200 USD. So 30 emerald broams is 600 boxings. I will go with this. But what's a Wyrning?
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted June 28, 2025 Author Posted June 28, 2025 2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said: According to the Coppermind, an emerald broam is 50 diamond ones, so... yeah. Well yeah I did that with coppermind ChatGPT used wages to compare boxings to diamond broams
Through the Living Heir he/him Posted June 28, 2025 Posted June 28, 2025 On 6/25/2025 at 2:31 AM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said: I build Kredik Shaw to be the centre of civilisation, then hand @Dragonheir a bead of lerasium. I take the lerasium, chipping off a tiny bit to burn. The rest I hide somewhere. On 6/25/2025 at 2:06 PM, Ashkaloda said: Only to find that was a decoy. In actuality, I had been busy trying to start a rebellion in Heir's civilisation that has had some really weird advancement. I start trying to farm from my gigantic spiky castle, proving your statement. I take another bit of lerasium, alloy it with pewter I got somewhere, and feed it to the plants so they will grow faster.
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted June 28, 2025 Posted June 28, 2025 17 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said: According to the Coppermind, an emerald broam is 50 diamond ones, so... yeah. I will go with this. But what's a Wyrning? It's a gold coin used on Sel, named after Wyrn. I think it was mentioned a total of 1 time. 34 minutes ago, Dragonheir said: I take the lerasium, chipping off a tiny bit to burn. The rest I hide somewhere. I start trying to farm from my gigantic spiky castle, proving your statement. I take another bit of lerasium, alloy it with pewter I got somewhere, and feed it to the plants so they will grow faster. I sneakily swap the pewter for lead. 14 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: Well yeah I did that with coppermind ChatGPT used wages to compare boxings to diamond broams The rate I got was based off the price of goods and that a WoB says one clearmark is about one dollar.
Through the Living Heir he/him Posted June 28, 2025 Posted June 28, 2025 1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said: I sneakily swap the pewter for lead. Now I have moderately poisonous Mistcorn. I don’t notice yet, though I do continue watering my plants with pewter dust. 1
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted June 28, 2025 Author Posted June 28, 2025 1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said: The rate I got was based off the price of goods and that a WoB says one clearmark is about one dollar. 23 hours ago, Ashkaloda said: I did some snooping around the Shard for previous conversion rates and some of my own math, and I have come up with 20 boxings = 1 emerald broam = $200 USD. So 30 emerald broams is 600 boxings. How much is a boxing, and which WoB now I need to know where did u find these 3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said: I sneakily swap the pewter for lead. I sneakily sneak up behind you during this transfer and sneakily smack you 1 minute ago, Dragonheir said: Now I have moderately poisonous Mistcorn. I don’t notice yet, though I do continue watering my plants with pewter dust. Mistcorn
Through the Living Shadow he/him Posted June 28, 2025 Posted June 28, 2025 (edited) @Edema Rue? Quote *cackling…* U see this? @Aeoryi already commented here. @Dragonheir Spoiler OH A PLAGUE RP WONDERFUL IDEA!!!! Edited June 28, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted June 28, 2025 Author Posted June 28, 2025 1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said: @Edema Rue? @Dragonheir Hide contents OH A PLAGUE RP WONDERFUL IDEA!!!! Oh Eddie knows Oooh I’d join a plague rp
Through the Living Heir he/him Posted June 28, 2025 Posted June 28, 2025 5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said: Mistcorn Though Heir still doesn’t know his corn is fully Mistborn, once he does he can begin selective breeding or the mistcorn. 2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said: OH A PLAGUE RP WONDERFUL IDEA!!!! Quote Here we go again…
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted July 8, 2025 Author Posted July 8, 2025 (edited) While @Ashkaloda sleeps, I prepare to take him out with my elite spec op stoats (wearing tuxes and sunglasses and wielding pistols ofc) Edited July 8, 2025 by ChipsAHoid Much many grammarment 😭
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted July 8, 2025 Posted July 8, 2025 6 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: While @Ashkaloda sleeps, I prepare to take him out with my elite spec op stoats (wearing tuxes and sunglasses and wielding pistols ofc) I wake up in the midst of your preparations
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted July 8, 2025 Author Posted July 8, 2025 As you awake, I thrust my dagger down, right at ur neck
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted July 8, 2025 Posted July 8, 2025 2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said: As you awake, I thrust my dagger down, right at ur neck I roll out of the way.
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