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4 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I am within a heavily guarded fortress that sits on top of a mountain. Its walls loom menacingly above you and the whole structure looks rather imposing. 

I can offer you even better protection in Kredik Shaw. 

I pull out a bead of Lerasium.

"Auction!"

Posted
6 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I can offer you even better protection in Kredik Shaw. 

I pull out a bead of Lerasium.

"Auction!"

I toss 30 emerald broams at your feet and snatch the lerasium, eat it, and burn it.

Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:
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I am more crazy

i would say more

but my dad put me on a time crunch.

 

Spoiler

Nooooo

Spoiler

Only for that part it was weird we’re just trying to sacrifice @Ashkaloda

 

Edited by ChipsAHoid
Posted
2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

The door falls on top of you. 

Well, then I walk in through the now open door 🤷‍♂️

Posted
14 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But the auction didn't finish yet.

"@mippo bids 30 emerald broams! Going once!"

I bid 50 boxings and a clip. 

 

18 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Well, then I walk in through the now open door 🤷‍♂️

And fall down a 500 ft deep pit. 

Posted
3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I bid 50 boxings and a clip. 

 

And fall down a 500 ft deep pit. 

And then I fall up up it hurtling towards your face

3 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

"Does anyone know the conversion rate between broams and boxings?"

ChatGPT did the math so this has to be 500% accurate

“1 diamond broam ≈ 3 boxings”

With this I think it should be 1 emerald broam is roughly 150 boxings. After all, it is the highest denomination of currency on Roshar

Therefore 30 emerald broams should be 4500 boxings 

Ofc I wouldn’t trust this math whatsoever, just a fun experiment

Posted (edited)

Well then I raise my bid by 3 Wyrnings and a Breath. @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

4 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

And then I fall up up it hurtling towards your face

ChatGPT did the math so this has to be 500% accurate

“1 diamond broam ≈ 3 boxings”

With this I think it should be 1 emerald broam is roughly 150 boxings. After all, it is the highest denomination of currency on Roshar

Therefore 30 emerald broams should be 4500 boxings 

Ofc I wouldn’t trust this math whatsoever, just a fun experiment

It was my face painted on the ceiling, not my actual face. I am not stupid enough to stand immediately inside the front door. 

 

I did some snooping around the Shard for previous conversion rates and some of my own math, and I have come up with 20 boxings = 1 emerald broam = $200 USD. So 30 emerald broams is 600 boxings. 

Edited by Ashkaloda
Posted
7 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

And then I fall up up it hurtling towards your face

ChatGPT did the math so this has to be 500% accurate

“1 diamond broam ≈ 3 boxings”

With this I think it should be 1 emerald broam is roughly 150 boxings. After all, it is the highest denomination of currency on Roshar

Therefore 30 emerald broams should be 4500 boxings 

Ofc I wouldn’t trust this math whatsoever, just a fun experiment

According to the Coppermind, an emerald broam is 50 diamond ones, so...  yeah.

6 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Well then I raise my bid by 3 Wyrnings and a Breath. @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

It was my face painted on the ceiling, not my actual face. I am not stupid enough to stand immediately inside the front door. 

 

I did some snooping around the Shard for previous conversion rates and some of my own math, and I have come up with 20 boxings = 1 emerald broam = $200 USD. So 30 emerald broams is 600 boxings. 

I will go with this. 

But what's a Wyrning?

Posted
2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

According to the Coppermind, an emerald broam is 50 diamond ones, so...  yeah.

Well yeah

I did that with coppermind

ChatGPT used wages to compare boxings to diamond broams

Posted
On 6/25/2025 at 2:31 AM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I build Kredik Shaw to be the centre of civilisation, then hand @Dragonheir a bead of lerasium.

I take the lerasium, chipping off a tiny bit to burn. The rest I hide somewhere. 

On 6/25/2025 at 2:06 PM, Ashkaloda said:

Only to find that was a decoy. In actuality, I had been busy trying to start a rebellion in Heir's civilisation that has had some really weird advancement. 

I start trying to farm from my gigantic spiky castle, proving your statement. I take another bit of lerasium, alloy it with pewter I got somewhere, and feed it to the plants so they will grow faster. 

Posted
17 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

According to the Coppermind, an emerald broam is 50 diamond ones, so...  yeah.

I will go with this. 

But what's a Wyrning?

It's a gold coin used on Sel, named after Wyrn. I think it was mentioned a total of 1 time. 

34 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

I take the lerasium, chipping off a tiny bit to burn. The rest I hide somewhere. 

I start trying to farm from my gigantic spiky castle, proving your statement. I take another bit of lerasium, alloy it with pewter I got somewhere, and feed it to the plants so they will grow faster. 

I sneakily swap the pewter for lead. 

14 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Well yeah

I did that with coppermind

ChatGPT used wages to compare boxings to diamond broams

The rate I got was based off the price of goods and that a WoB says one clearmark is about one dollar. 

Posted
1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

The rate I got was based off the price of goods and that a WoB says one clearmark is about one dollar. 

23 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I did some snooping around the Shard for previous conversion rates and some of my own math, and I have come up with 20 boxings = 1 emerald broam = $200 USD. So 30 emerald broams is 600 boxings. 

How much is a boxing, and which WoB now I need to know where did u find these

3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I sneakily swap the pewter for lead. 

I sneakily sneak up behind you during this transfer and sneakily smack you

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

Now I have moderately poisonous Mistcorn. I don’t notice yet, though I do continue watering my plants with pewter dust. 

Mistcorn 🤣

Posted
5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Mistcorn 🤣

Though Heir still doesn’t know his corn is fully Mistborn, once he does he can begin selective breeding or the mistcorn. 

2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

OH A PLAGUE RP WONDERFUL IDEA!!!!

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Here we go again… 

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted (edited)

While @Ashkaloda sleeps, I prepare to take him out with my elite spec op stoats (wearing tuxes and sunglasses and wielding pistols ofc)

Edited by ChipsAHoid
Much many grammarment 😭

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