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5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

See, my logic is superior. Because physics are a conspiracy. They don’t exist. Like you, physics is just another voice in my head. I don’t have to listen to it. I climb out and start vacuuming the carpet 

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*screams*

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1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

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*screams*

It’s ok. I take the cream and eat it. You can keep the *ss* tho

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11 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I feel like... like...

The Three-Body Problem

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The scientists at the beginning

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Okay that's not true but close enough.

 

 

Oh! I kill you, leaving behind 3 bodies! (You’ve awoken my midnight sleep deprived self :P)

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Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

Oh! I kill you, leaving behind 3 bodies! (You’ve awoken my midnight sleep deprived self :P)

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1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:
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Storms that’s long

Posted
5 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

I, bewildered, almost go deal with the exotic physics shenanigans, but decide not to at the last minute and go back to watering my mistcorn. 

That’s still cracking me up. I discreetly sprinkle in some Lerasium. And then some Atium.

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Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

That’s still cracking me up. I discreetly sprinkle in some Lerasium. And then some Atium.

The mistcorn, now reaching incredible levels of power, begin to plot with their future knowledge. 
I, meanwhile, am oblivious. 

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3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I misread that as Gemel, Kelsier's old trainer.

I was like, where'd he come from?

lol

Posted
21 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

The Gremlen suddenly stands up. He looks around.

He hears a voice.

Spread the SS. I am the Gremel. Your leader for now. Go.

*gives many, many Kookeis*

19 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I misread that as Gemel, Kelsier's old trainer.

I was like, where'd he come from?

no me too 😭

Posted
Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

*gives many, many Kookeis*

no me too 😭

Devours all the Kookeis.

Starts glowing

(I don't know if I can Gremlen speak anymore...)

Posted
1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Devours all the Kookeis.

Starts glowing

(I don't know if I can Gremlen speak anymore...)

…Kookei powered investiture?

*takes notes*
*increases dosage*
*flashbacks to reading insanity clinic*

Posted
Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

…Kookei powered investiture?

*takes notes*
*increases dosage*
*flashbacks to reading insanity clinic*

(does this mean Gremlen gets more Kookeis?)

Posted
1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Gremlen devours any kookeis that come within a 1 meter radius of him.

*sticks a kookei 1.0000001 meters away*
*gives more*
*goes to bed it’s not almost midnight I swear 👀*

Posted
Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

*sticks a kookei 1.0000001 meters away*
*gives more*
*goes to bed it’s not almost midnight I swear 👀*

Gremlen extends his devour range to 10 meters

*eats all kookeis*

Posted
Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Dnot wrory,I  cna Gelmerm saepk fro yuo

oh my god thats terrible

fixed it

maybe I can still

spaek Gremlen fro myslef.

 Igto tihs

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On 7/13/2025 at 11:02 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

This is... worryingly similar to @ChipsAHoid's own words 😔

I give @Ashkaloda a spacetime-curvature propulsion stellar-class starship that can accelerate to 99.99% the speed of light.

I graciously decline. 

On 7/16/2025 at 9:41 PM, Dragonheir said:

The mistcorn, now reaching incredible levels of power, begin to plot with their future knowledge. 
I, meanwhile, am oblivious. 

I get out of my crashed helicopter, walk over to the mistcorn, and attempt to convince it to join me. 

Posted
25 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I graciously decline. 

I get out of my crashed helicopter, walk over to the mistcorn, and attempt to convince it to join me. 

I offer double of whatever he offers while throwing a glass dagger at him

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