Cool Stories: the Good, the Bad, and the Mundane

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Well then she's very different from me

fair

maybe when I was little but not for a while

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

fair

maybe when I was little but not for a while

hehehe

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

hehehe

FIND A STORY

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

FIND A STORY

I'LL DO MY BEST, MA'AM!

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I'LL DO MY BEST, MA'AM!

SIR TO YOU

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

SIR TO YOU

ik

sorry

that was a really stupid, nerdy quote -__-

plz don't ask what it's from it's honestly embarrassing

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

ik

sorry

that was a really stupid, nerdy quote -__-

plz don't ask what it's from it's honestly embarrassing

NO I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE

I CAN GUARNTEE I MORE NERDY THAN YOU

COME ON 

TELL ME

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

NO I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE

I CAN GUARNTEE I MORE NERDY THAN YOU

COME ON 

TELL ME

. . . nooooo

no it's so weird

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . nooooo

no it's so weird

PLEASEEEE

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

PLEASEEEE

. . . . . . . . . . ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine but in the PM

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . . . . . . . . ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine but in the PM

OKAY

[TwinStorm He/Him]

story time since SOMEBODY *glares at @Through The Living Glass*'s memory is failing her

my friend didn't want to go to a dance that I was going to last year cause it would be "boring"

I finally convinced him

he broke both his ankles there

at teh same time

[Terrisman]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . . . . . . . . ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine but in the PM

We’re all left in the dark? 

*feels lonely*

*cries in the corner*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Terrisman said:

We’re all left in the dark? 

*feels lonely*

*cries in the corner*

No

. . .

*hug*

You good?

[Terrisman]

Much Better
 

…still curious tho  

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

4 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

they wanted in?

Yep, typical college behavior lol
And this is in the Honors dorm, they should be better behaved smh

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Terrisman said:

Much Better
 

…still curious tho  

WELL I HAD TO THINK OF SOMETHING

. . .

and I did

hang on lemme copy-paste . . .

Okay so two years ago one Sunday we were in church

And if y'all don't know the first Sunday of every month we have fast and testimony meeting, where members can go up to the pulpit and share their testimonies

well

uh

my little brother decided he wanted to go up (he was nine at the time, but kids go up all the time so it's fine)

and as he was speaking he said

"and I know that if we repent we can get into Heaven, but if not . . . well, you know"

and the congregation just burst out laughing and he seemed so confused 'cus obviously he didn't understand what he'd said

So he just stood there until everyone stopped laughing and finished awkwardly

and it was so funny and maybe it doesn't really sound like it was that funny but IT WAS

[Wittles he/him]

When I was like eight, I lived in a house that only had one good climbable tree so naturally I would always be climbing it. 

One autumn day it was kind of chilly so I wore some kind of fuzzy gloves and climbed this tree. (As you can tell, I made wise decisions as a child)

At some point I slipped so I was dangling probably fifteen feet up by my hands. On a birch tree with the bark that's super smooth with fuzzy gloves with no traction. 

I fell all the way down and died . 

and that's how my leg got impaled on a stick or root or something

Edited March 8, 2025 by Wittles

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, Wittles said:

When I was like eight, I lived in a house that only had one good climbable tree so naturally I would always be climbing it. 

One autumn day it was kind of chilly so I wore some kind of fuzzy gloves and climbed this tree. (As you can tell, I made wise decisions as a child)

At some point I slipped so I was dangling probably fifteen feet up by my hands. On a birch tree with the bark that's super smooth with fuzzy gloves with no traction. 

I fell all the way down and died . 

and that's how my leg got impaled on a stick or root or something

…ouch  

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Wittles said:

When I was like eight, I lived in a house that only had one good climbable tree so naturally I would always be climbing it. 

One autumn day it was kind of chilly so I wore some kind of fuzzy gloves and climbed this tree. (As you can tell, I made wise decisions as a child)

At some point I slipped so I was dangling probably fifteen feet up by my hands. On a birch tree with the bark that's super smooth with fuzzy gloves with no traction. 

I fell all the way down and died . 

and that's how my leg got impaled on a stick or root or something

. . . yikes

wow okay

[Wittles he/him]

36 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

…ouch  

'twas very ouch

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Okay okay okay

I was like

i dunno

7 years old

and I was very energetic

very

very energetic

so I was running around the house

real fast like

abd I ran straight into a chair that was for some reason exactly eye level, split often the side of my eyelid (it was like, the very left of my left eye, where the skin starts and the eye ends)

 And I went to the hospital

I got my skin glued back together, almost got stitches

BUT I SWEAR

THEY FREAKING JUST POURED THE GLUE ONTO THE WOUND

I WAS SO AFRAID IT WOULD DRIP INTO MY EYE

i still have the scar

but it isnt very noticeable - just a tiny raised line next to my eye

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

26 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Okay okay okay

I was like

i dunno

7 years old

and I was very energetic

very

very energetic

so I was running around the house

real fast like

abd I ran straight into a chair that was for some reason exactly eye level, split often the side of my eyelid (it was like, the very left of my left eye, where the skin starts and the eye ends)

 And I went to the hospital

I got my skin glued back together, almost got stitches

BUT I SWEAR

THEY FREAKING JUST POURED THE GLUE ONTO THE WOUND

I WAS SO AFRAID IT WOULD DRIP INTO MY EYE

i still have the scar

but it isnt very noticeable - just a tiny raised line next to my eye

…scud 

glad you’re not ded  

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

26 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

…scud 

glad you’re not ded  

My actual eye wasn’t damaged

which is good, because my other eye is extremely freaking nearsighted

I literally don’t have depth perception, because it’s so useless

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Since we seem to be telling stories of injuries...

The day of Thanksgiving 2023, I was playing on a trampoline (one of the big backyard ones) and tried to do a front flip. 

Now here's the thing: I can do a front flip. Either on the ground or off a gymnast trampoline (you know, the small powerful ones with all the terrifying springs around the edge). However, a big trampoline is far slower to launch you, which meant I tucked too fast, and smashed my teeth into my knees. I dislocated two teeth, and stabbed one 1/4 inch into my knee. 

I ended up having to pop my teeth back into place myself. And my knee got infected.