The Delta Defense Force

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She didn't work, she was just visiting friends and other random stuff 

something about the cold or her coat or smth 

Ohhhhhhhh okay

Cool

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

Zeta bashed him in the face with a dictionary and shoved him and Bobby both out of the hole. 

Bobby Rizzed the ground so it wouldn't hurt them. He landed, then looked up at the hole, where she was glaring down at them.

"That's one hot unrizzable babe," he said. "Alex, I think we're in trouble."

"It's not MY fault," he roared. "ALIA LIKED ME, AND YOU RUINED IT! YOU NEGATIVE AURA ZERO RIZZ OHIO IPAD SEPHORA BETA KID! YOU PROBABLY PREFER DRINKING VENTI STAR BUCKS DRINKS OVER WATCHING SKIBIDI TOILET!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Kajsa said:

"It's not MY fault," he roared. "ALIA LIKED ME, AND YOU RUINED IT! YOU NEGATIVE AURA ZERO RIZZ OHIO IPAD SEPHORA BETA KID! YOU PROBABLY PREFER DRINKING VENTI STAR BUCKS DRINKS OVER WATCHING SKIBIDI TOILET!"

He stared at her. "Woah, man. Chill. I Rizzed her for the cause, my Alpha brother." 

Zeta was wrestling with Alia, trying to get her to read the dictionary. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

He stared at her. "Woah, man. Chill. I Rizzed her for the cause, my Alpha brother." 

Zeta was wrestling with Alia, trying to get her to read the dictionary. 

"I don't CARE about the cause, BOBBY! I WANT MY SISTER BACK!" He shoved him, angry.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

11 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

"I don't CARE about the cause, BOBBY! I WANT MY SISTER BACK!" He shoved him, angry.

"Oh, that's what this is about? She escaped three years ago. She's in there." He pointed to the castle. "Doesn't look like we'll be getting back in, though." 

[echo74 she/her]

17 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

"It's not MY fault," he roared. "ALIA LIKED ME, AND YOU RUINED IT! YOU NEGATIVE AURA ZERO RIZZ OHIO IPAD SEPHORA BETA KID! YOU PROBABLY PREFER DRINKING VENTI STAR BUCKS DRINKS OVER WATCHING SKIBIDI TOILET!"

"You're leaking Aura, buddy," Star said, breaking his mewing streak momentarily.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"Oh, that's what this is about? She escaped three years ago. She's in there." He pointed to the castle. "Doesn't look like we'll be getting back in, though." 

He stared at him incredulously. Then he turned up to the hole. "ALIA! I NEED YOU TO HELP ME! PLEASE!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

He stared at him incredulously. Then he turned up to the hole. "ALIA! I NEED YOU TO HELP ME! PLEASE!"

Zeta threw a spear in his direction. She'd managed to get Alia peacefully reading the dictionary again. 

"LEAVE MY WARRIOR ALONE, BRAINLESS WORM."

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Zeta threw a spear in his direction. She'd managed to get Alia peacefully reading the dictionary again. 

"LEAVE MY WARRIOR ALONE, BRAINLESS WORM."

Star Mewed to try to impress Zeta. Maybe then she would consider brainrot.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Zeta threw a spear in his direction. She'd managed to get Alia peacefully reading the dictionary again. 

"LEAVE MY WARRIOR ALONE, BRAINLESS WORM."

He dodged easily. "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, I PROMISE!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Somewhere, someone sneezed.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, echo74 said:

Star Mewed to try to impress Zeta. Maybe then she would consider brainrot.

She did not. 

1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

He dodged easily. "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, I PROMISE!"

"IF YOU WANT TO UNDERGO REEDUCATION, THEN SAY SO." 

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Somewhere, someone sneezed.

Alex's kid sister was shushed from outside the cell. She was still in reeducation--- she was a very stubborn Sigma enthusiast. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

"IF YOU WANT TO UNDERGO REEDUCATION, THEN SAY SO." 

Alex's kid sister was shushed from outside the cell. She was still in reeducation--- she was a very stubborn Sigma enthusiast. 

"I WANT MY SISTER BACK!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

"I WANT MY SISTER BACK!"

"IF YOU SURRENDER, YOU CAN LIVE HERE WITH HER." 

[echo74 she/her]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She did not. 

"IF YOU WANT TO UNDERGO REEDUCATION, THEN SAY SO." 

Alex's kid sister was shushed from outside the cell. She was still in reeducation--- she was a very stubborn Sigma enthusiast. 

Star figured he might as well be a simp and try to Rizz Zeta. It was a risk--if she rejected him, he would lose his remaining Aura. Still, he figured trying was better than not trying. He still had his W rizz jawline as a backup. "Did you fall from Heaven? 'cuz I'm pretty sure you're an angel."

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"IF YOU SURRENDER, YOU CAN LIVE HERE WITH HER." 

"I SURRENDER! I'M SICK OF THE BRAIN ROT LIFE!"

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

"I SURRENDER! I'M SICK OF THE BRAIN ROT LIFE!"

Star gasped. "Yo bro, you just lost all your Aura."

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

Just now, echo74 said:

Star gasped. "Yo bro, you just lost all your Aura."

Alex stuck out his tongue. "You know what? Aura is FAKE. It's ALL fake!" Then he paused, considering. "Except this jawline."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, echo74 said:

Star figured he might as well be a simp and try to Rizz Zeta. It was a risk--if she rejected him, he would lose his remaining Aura. Still, he figured trying was better than not trying. He still had his W rizz jawline as a backup. "Did you fall from Heaven? 'cuz I'm pretty sure you're an angel."

He lost all his remaining Aura. She leered at him. 

2 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

"I SURRENDER! I'M SICK OF THE BRAIN ROT LIFE!"

Bobby's mouth fell open. 

Zeta sent a spear through Bobby's chest to keep him occupied as she jumped down and landed on a weirdly flimsy and yielding ground. "Hurry up, then," she snapped, dashing for the front gate of her own fortress. 

Just now, Kajsa said:

Alex stuck out his tongue. "You know what? Aura is FAKE. It's ALL fake!" Then he paused, considering. "Except this jawline."

HAH

She slapped him. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

He lost all his remaining Aura. She leered at him. 

Bobby's mouth fell open. 

Zeta sent a spear through Bobby's chest to keep him occupied as she jumped down and landed on a weirdly flimsy and yielding ground. "Hurry up, then," she snapped, dashing for the front gate of her own fortress. 

He followed swiftly.

[Argenti he/him]

Quote

I hate this brainrot RP

Walk tuah!

 

[echo74 she/her]

Just now, Kajsa said:

Alex stuck out his tongue. "You know what? Aura is FAKE. It's ALL fake!" Then he paused, considering. "Except this jawline."

Star sighed. "Your jawline is L rizz. You haven't been looksmaxxing hard enough. And now you have no Aura either."

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

He lost all his remaining Aura. She leered at him. 

Bobby's mouth fell open. 

Zeta sent a spear through Bobby's chest to keep him occupied as she jumped down and landed on a weirdly flimsy and yielding ground. "Hurry up, then," she snapped, dashing for the front gate of her own fortress. 

He turned to Zeta. "You are not a true Sigma. You are not a Sephora kid. You lied!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

He followed swiftly.

She grabbed him and hurled him with superhuman strength over the gate. When he landed, the ground was strangely flimsy and yielding, so he wasn't hurt. 

She followed an instant later. 

"Reeducation with you," she said. "We'll stick Alia with you, just to be sure she's all right." 

Just now, Argenti said:

 

hehehehe 

1 minute ago, echo74 said:

Star sighed. "Your jawline is L rizz. You haven't been looksmaxxing hard enough. And now you have no Aura either."

He turned to Zeta. "You are not a true Sigma. You are not a Sephora kid. You lied!"

"Your conclusions are your fault."

And then she was gone. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

She grabbed him and hurled him with superhuman strength over the gate. When he landed, the ground was strangely flimsy and yielding, so he wasn't hurt. 

She followed an instant later. 

"Reeducation with you," she said. "We'll stick Alia with you, just to be sure she's all right." 

"Sure," he agreed, doing his best to hide how happy that made him. 

[echo74 she/her]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

She grabbed him and hurled him with superhuman strength over the gate. When he landed, the ground was strangely flimsy and yielding, so he wasn't hurt. 

She followed an instant later. 

"Reeducation with you," she said. "We'll stick Alia with you, just to be sure she's all right." 

hehehehe 

"Your conclusions are your fault."

And then she was gone. 

He sighed. "Oh, I am simping so hard right now. I gotta lock in or I'll crash out. I need to be a Sigma forever. I will never convert to sanity. I must return to the Sigmas and earn myself some respect once more."