The Delta Defense Force

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

Alex watched it go, suspiciously unreactive. "Dang. That was pretty sk-- ......................close. Very close."

please tell me he was about to say skibidi

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

1 minute ago, echo74 said:

please tell me he was about to say skibidi

heheheheh yep

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

11 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"Are you... a Sephora kid?"

There was no reply. 

11 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

Alex watched it go, suspiciously unreactive. "Dang. That was pretty sk-- ......................close. Very close."

She ran to the edge of the hole. 

Bobby the Rizzler grinned up from where he was walking up the wall. She screamed and closed her eyes, stumbling back. "RUN! RUN, ALEX, THEY'VE BREACHED THE WALL!"

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

She ran to the edge of the hole. 

Bobby the Rizzler grinned up from where he was walking up the wall. She screamed and closed her eyes, stumbling back. "RUN! RUN, ALEX, THEY'VE BREACHED THE WALL!"

He went over, then smiled and waved. "Yo, Bobby! Wassup, my dude?" He stuck his hand out to dab him up, glancing back at Alia to mouth "trust me". 

[echo74 she/her]

4 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

There was no reply. 

She ran to the edge of the hole. 

Bobby the Rizzler grinned up from where he was walking up the wall. She screamed and closed her eyes, stumbling back. "RUN! RUN, ALEX, THEY'VE BREACHED THE WALL!"

He gasped. "You are one of us... in disguise. How clever. How sigma of you."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

He went over, then smiled and waved. "Yo, Bobby! Wassup, my dude?" He stuck his hand out to dab him up, glancing back at Alia to mouth "trust me". 

She stared at him, looking horrified, and stumbled back into the door. 

Bobby dabbed in greeting. "You got in here on your own? Plus 1000 aura. You're on your way to becoming a Rizzler."

Alia screamed, holding her head. 

4 minutes ago, echo74 said:

He gasped. "You are one of us... in disguise. How clever. How sigma of you."

A pot of boiling oil was dumped on her head. 

Edited February 18, 2025 by Halcyon The Only

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

Until an eagle came and ate George.

George was very sad.

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

A pot of boiling oil was dumped on her head. 

It smelled nice.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

George was very sad.

It smelled nice.

No it didn't. It smelled like iron. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She stared at him, looking horrified, and stumbled back into the door. 

Bobby dabbed in greeting. "You got in here on your own? Plus 1000 aura. You're on your way to becoming a Rizzler."

Alia screamed, holding her head. 

"Thanks, man." Then he casually stabbed him. "Sorry, bro. It's nothing personal. I'm tryna get my little sister back from those skibidi Ohio beta no-rizz Sephora iPad kids."

[echo74 she/her]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She stared at him, looking horrified, and stumbled back into the door. 

Bobby dabbed in greeting. "You got in here on your own? Plus 1000 aura. You're on your way to becoming a Rizzler."

Alia screamed, holding her head. 

A pot of boiling oil was dumped on her head. 

"Not very sigma of you," he said, glowering. 

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

George was very sad.

It smelled nice.

"Stop sniffing me. Please. I'm embarrassed enough as it is. My aura is slowly draining the longer I spend time with you."

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

No it didn't. It smelled like iron. 

"Please stop sniffing me. It's rude. And un-skibidi."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Kajsa said:

"Thanks, man." Then he casually stabbed him. "Sorry, bro. It's nothing personal. I'm tryna get my little sister back from those skibidi Ohio beta no-rizz Sephora iPad kids."

Bobby mewed and Rizzed his new wound away. Then he stabbed Alex back. 

"Sorry man, you're no match for the Alpha Rizzler."

Then he strolled over and rested his hands on Alia's shoulders. "Hey, girl. Are you skibidi? Cuz you're always in my head." 

She trembled, feeling her brain bending. But she wouldn't give in--- she wouldn't be brainwashed!

2 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"Not very sigma of you," he said, glowering. 

"Stop sniffing me. Please. I'm embarrassed enough as it is. My aura is slowly draining the longer I spend time with you."

"Please stop sniffing me. It's rude. And un-skibidi."

"Go away," Zeta called. She still hadn't noticed the large hole in her castle. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Bobby mewed and Rizzed his new wound away. Then he stabbed Alex back. 

"Sorry man, you're no match for the Alpha Rizzler."

Then he strolled over and rested his hands on Alia's shoulders. "Hey, girl. Are you skibidi? Cuz you're always in my head." 

She trembled, feeling her brain bending. But she wouldn't give in--- she wouldn't be brainwashed!

Alex had armor on. So he didn't get really that hurt. 'Twas but a flesh wound. A scratch, really. 

He tackled Bobby. "YOU'RE NOT SIGMA. AND YOU'RE NOT THE ALPHA RIZZLER EITHER. YOU'RE SO BETA YOUR MOM CRIED WHEN YOU WERE BORN. THAT'S WHY YOUR NAME IS BOBBY. CUZ IT STARTS WITH A B. FOR BETA."

Alex's name, though, started with an A. So he was pretty Alpha. 

[echo74 she/her]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Bobby mewed and Rizzed his new wound away. Then he stabbed Alex back. 

"Sorry man, you're no match for the Alpha Rizzler."

Then he strolled over and rested his hands on Alia's shoulders. "Hey, girl. Are you skibidi? Cuz you're always in my head." 

She trembled, feeling her brain bending. But she wouldn't give in--- she wouldn't be brainwashed!

"Go away," Zeta called. She still hadn't noticed the large hole in her castle. 

Star noticed it, though. "Erm... yeah. Be right back. Haha." Star Bucks Mogged his way over to the hole to sneak into the castle.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

No it didn't. It smelled like iron. 

Which smells good.

I love that smell

Y'ALL WANT TO HEAR SOME SKIENCE

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

Alex had armor on. So he didn't get really that hurt. 'Twas but a flesh wound. A scratch, really. 

He tackled Bobby. "YOU'RE NOT SIGMA. AND YOU'RE NOT THE ALPHA RIZZLER EITHER. YOU'RE SO BETA YOUR MOM CRIED WHEN YOU WERE BORN. THAT'S WHY YOUR NAME IS BOBBY. CUZ IT STARTS WITH A B. FOR BETA."

Alex's name, though, started with an A. So he was pretty Alpha. 

Bobby smirked, expending more energy on his Rizz. "You are Alpha. You're very skibidi." 

His Rizz is canonically magic, so be careful  

Alia blinked and shook her head, feeling everything settle in her mind. 

Just now, echo74 said:

Star noticed it, though. "Erm... yeah. Be right back. Haha." Star Bucks Mogged his way over to the hole to sneak into the castle.

It was very high up the wall. 

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Which smells good.

I love that smell

Y'ALL WANT TO HEAR SOME SKIENCE

YES 

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Bobby smirked, expending more energy on his Rizz. "You are Alpha. You're very skibidi." 

His Rizz is canonically magic, so be careful  

Alia blinked and shook her head, feeling everything settle in her mind. 

It was very high up the wall. 

YES 

Unfortunately, Star was fresh out of Aura, so he had to use his Chad jawline to climb up.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Bobby smirked, expending more energy on his Rizz. "You are Alpha. You're very skibidi." 

His Rizz is canonically magic, so be careful  

Alia blinked and shook her head, feeling everything settle in her mind. 

duly noted

Alex blinked. "I am, aren't I?" Then he shook his head and punched Bobby. He was getting confused. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, echo74 said:

Unfortunately, Star was fresh out of Aura, so he had to use his Chad jawline to climb up.

Bobby mewed in greeting. 

Just now, Kajsa said:

duly noted

Alex blinked. "I am, aren't I?" Then he shook his head and punched Bobby. He was getting confused. 

"Alex, quit it." Alia pulled him off. "Can't you see he'd skibidi?" 

Bobby grinned, feeling +500 aura for successfully brainwashing her. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

YES 

So something that confused me for a long time was how metal could possibly smell, because I thought the molecules were too strictly confined to come off, and far too heavy to float through the air

BUT THEN

I found out that metal DOESN'T have a smell- the smell comes from the oil on your fingers reacting with the metal, and THAT'S what your smelling.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Bobby mewed in greeting. 

"Alex, quit it." Alia pulled him off. "Can't you see he'd skibidi?" 

Bobby grinned, feeling +500 aura for successfully brainwashing her. 

"No he's not! I'm skibidi!" He mewed to show her his decisively better jawline. "See? I'm more Alpha than him."

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Bobby mewed in greeting. 

Star mewed in return. As he did, he felt Aura rise within him... making him a Sigma once again. He had to be careful, though. If he went to far, the Looksmaxxing would overtake him, and his Aura would grow too large for his body to handle.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

So something that confused me for a long time was how metal could possibly smell, because I thought the molecules were too strictly confined to come off, and far too heavy to float through the air

BUT THEN

I found out that metal DOESN'T have a smell- the smell comes from the oil on your fingers reacting with the metal, and THAT'S what your smelling.

WOAH THAT'S THE COOLEST THING EVER 

I love the smell of metal because whenever my mom would come home from whatever at night she'd come back smelling like metal and I just rly liked it 

1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

"No he's not! I'm skibidi!" He mewed to show her his decisively better jawline. "See? I'm more Alpha than him."

Zeta dashed into the room and stopped. 

"WHAT is HAPPENING? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?"

Alia mewed at her. 

Just now, echo74 said:

Star mewed in return. As he did, he felt Aura rise within him... making him a Sigma once again. He had to be careful, though. If he went to far, the Looksmaxxing would overtake him, and his Aura would grow too large for his body to handle.

Sigma is the name of the collective army

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

Zeta dashed into the room and stopped. 

"WHAT is HAPPENING? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?"

Alia mewed at her. 

Alex also mewed at Zeta. Alia was still prettier, he thought.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

WOAH THAT'S THE COOLEST THING EVER 

I love the smell of metal because whenever my mom would come home from whatever at night she'd come back smelling like metal and I just rly liked it 

Do you know why? What'd she work in?

Hehe right?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

Alex also mewed at Zeta. Alia was still prettier, he thought.

Zeta bashed him in the face with a dictionary and shoved him and Bobby both out of the hole. 

Bobby Rizzed the ground so it wouldn't hurt them. He landed, then looked up at the hole, where she was glaring down at them.

"That's one hot unrizzable babe," he said. "Alex, I think we're in trouble."

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Do you know why? What'd she work in?

Hehe right?

She didn't work, she was just visiting friends and other random stuff 

something about the cold or her coat or smth