Dad jokes, bad puns, and everything else

[echo74 she/her]

i have the heart of a lion

. . .

i also have a lifetime ban from the zoo

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

?

What can jump higher than a house

Nothing, 'cus houses can't jump

Just now, echo74 said:

i have the heart of a lion

. . .

i also have a lifetime ban from the zoo

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, echo74 said:

i have the heart of a lion

. . .

i also have a lifetime ban from the zoo

That poor lion

I accidentally hit submit before I could quote so

*quotes Glass’s joke*

They can’t…unless you pack a bunch of tnt under them

Edited March 2, 2025 by Kaladin Stormcursed

[Existential]

THIS WAS MADE FOR MY KNOWLEDGE

Some people have trouble sleeping

But I can do it with my eyes closed

[Soulbinder she/her]

Saw one once that went, "If I had to rate our solar system, I'd give it one star." 

[Terrisman]

One of my favorites ever is Shallan’s from WoR 

love is like a classical melody

if you end your performance too quickly, your audience is disappointed