Singing Epic: The Musical

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Let's cut this charade

You are no wife of mine

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

You've been trying to take my life this whole time

I know under water there are packs of you hiding

Yeah, I know exactly what you are

A siren

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

My real wife knows I'm not scared of the water

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

And my real wife knows I don't have a daughter

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

But while you were so focused on turning my men into snacks

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

You didn't notice that your friends got snatched

What?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

We are a different beast now

We are the ones who feast now 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

No more of us deceased

'Cause we won't take more suffering from you

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

We are the man made monsters

We are the ones who conquer 

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

You are a threat no longer

We won't more suffering from you

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

We've been away from home for

About twelve years or so

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

First we slayed in our own war

And now we're here with more foes

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

While on the run from Poseidon

We found a ship with no crew

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I realised nearby there were sirens

Singing sailors to their doom

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

We filled our ears with beeswax 

That's how we resist your song

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

You pretended to be my wife so I just played along

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I read your lips and phrases

Scanning for information 

[FroggerCollectsHats they/them]

Sirens know about every route and horizon 

Now I know how to get back to my island

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

We are a different beast now

We are the ones who feast now 

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

No more of us deceased ‘cause we won’t take more suffering from you

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

We are the man-made monsters

We are the ones who conquer

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

You are a threat no longer

We won't take more suffering from you

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

Spare us

Oh, spare us please

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Why? So you can kill the next group of sailors in this part of the sea?

Nah, you wouldn't've spared me.

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

I made a mistake like this, it almost cost my life

I can’t take more risks of not seeing my wife