KaladinWorldsinger Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 (edited) Since I don't know how to make memes... The wind: Please Kaladin, try to forgive Nale. He was a hero, he is just broken and weathered. Kal: Ok Fine, I will try The next day, Kal:<throws stew at Nale>This is therapy! Renarin:<Takes a bold step in confessing to Rlain> Rlain: I sense a great disturbance in the rhythms. As if millions of voices cried out in...happiness Glys: Oh no, that's just Shallan by the window. Kal and Syl: Dancing and Vibing Everyone in the Spiritual Realm: Learning Szeth and his spren: Screaming for their lives and throwing spoons at each other. Adolin, hearing, for the next decade, Lopen's one legged Herdazians jokes: fml 12124: CODE RED! CODE RED! Szeth is getting therapy! I repeat, Szeth is getting help! Nale, get your ass over here. Kal, trying to help Ishar: Have you heard of Derethil- Ishar: Do not cite the deep magic to me child, I was there when it was written! And it was wrong. BAM: I hate them all, I will kill them all! Renarin and Rlain:<hold hands> BAM: D'aww. Azish soldiers: Taln has returned to his senses. For the first time, he will fight back! He will fight-Aand he's dead. Ishar to Kal: You will try to replace Jezrien, the best of us? Taln: Hey Ishar, buddy, storm you too. Cultivation: Everything is going according to plan. Retribution is formed Cultivation: Wet your pants and Run for your lives! Taravangian: I want Blackthorn as my general Everyone: But you already killed Blackthorn. Tara: Yes, but what about second Blackthorn? 12124: and then he said" - attendant to your knight, auxiliary to his will" Sigzil: I know what your new name should be! ... Sigzil: Attendant. Windrunner: I will always protect peopl- Skybreakers on the other side of the world: storming Windrunners. Ishar: A new and improved Oathpact, coming to you this end of the world- Kalak: WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THIS BEFORE??? Everyone: <tells Dalinar he needs to give up power, let go of control> Dalinar: Lets go Cultivation and Wit: Not like that! Kal: So your names are numbers, like Cryptics Syl: Storms Kal, You can't just say things like that! Kal: Are there 12124 of you? Syl: Ugh, I am so sorry 12124. Edited December 7, 2024 by KaladinWorldsinger 5
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