Is Water Wet?

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Time to start a forum wide war.

Battles have been fought and lives have been lost over this question

now let us begin

"Gather round children and test your Scientific might against my mystical equation, designed to stupefy the mind and perplex the soul.

Is water wet?

BEGIN, if you dare..."

Edited October 23, 2024 by kpShadowFox

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

5 minutes ago, kpShadowFox said:

Time to start a forum wide war.

Battles have been fought and lives have been lost over this question

now let us begin

"Gather round children and test your Scientific might against my mystical equation, designed to stupefy the mind and perplex the soul. NOWBEGIN, if you dare..."

Ive said it before, and I’ll say it again

The royal posterior has spoken.

 

Edited October 23, 2024 by DaveSouls

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

8 minutes ago, DaveSouls said:

Ive said it before, and I’ll say it again

The royal posterior has spoken.

 

To be hurt so by another member of the house of ravenclaw...

Spoiler

I thought only slytherins could be so cruel

 

Edited October 23, 2024 by kpShadowFox

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, kpShadowFox said:

To be hurt so by another member of the house of ravenclaw...

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I thought only slytherins could be so cruel

 

Yet 

clever

HEHEHE

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Alr y'all's. Tell me which side to argue, and I'll argue it. I literally don't care. I'll win the argument either way >:) 

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

>:) 

I don't know how to look at this, are you smiling with furrowed brows, or frowning with a unibrow?

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Alr y'all's. Tell me which side to argue, and I'll argue it. I literally don't care. I'll win the argument either way >:) 

also, argue that water isn't wet

because it isnt

Edited October 23, 2024 by kpShadowFox

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

WATER IS NOT WET

IT MAKES THINGS WET

[Wierdo he/him]

I AGREE WITH THE WATER NOT BEING WET BUT BEING THE CAUSER OF WET THINGS

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 minutes ago, kpShadowFox said:

I don't know how to look at this, are you smiling with furrowed brows, or frowning with a unibrow?

also, argue that water isn't wet

because it isnt

Gotcha

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

WATER IS NOT WET

IT MAKES THINGS WET

Wetness is a social construct used to describe the sensation of bits of water clinging to you. Water is not wet. Water is wetness (but only in small enough quantities).

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

2 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

I AGREE WITH THE WATER NOT BEING WET BUT BEING THE CAUSER OF WET THINGS

BUT A CHAIR IS A CHAIR SO WATER IS WATER
IT CAN MAKE ITSELF WET

[Wierdo he/him]

Just now, DaveSouls said:

BUT A CHAIR IS A CHAIR SO WATER IS WATER
IT CAN MAKE ITSELF WET

NUH UH!! A CHAIR IS MADE OF THE MATERIALS THAT MAKE IT

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

2 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

NUH UH!! A CHAIR IS MADE OF THE MATERIALS THAT MAKE IT

IS A CHAIR A CHAIR THOUGH??

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Just now, DaveSouls said:

IS A CHAIR A CHAIR THOUGH??

No

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

2 minutes ago, kpShadowFox said:

No

IS A HUMAN A HUMAN??
WATER IS WATER

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Just now, DaveSouls said:

IS A HUMAN A HUMAN??

No

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, kpShadowFox said:

No

Wait 

so I am a human 

but I’m not

captcha 2.0

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

1 minute ago, DaveSouls said:

Wait 

so I am a human 

but I’m not

captcha 2.0

truth, my friend

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, kpShadowFox said:

truth, my friend

I… I… 

hm.

I give up

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

see, water isn't wet dave

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

ok I lost track of the debate

[Mags she/they]

water is very wet

it feels wet when you touch it

what's not clicking

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Just now, J. Magi said:

water is very wet

it feels wet when you touch it

what's not clicking

oh, my friend, but water is NOT wet

water makes things wet but is not inherently wet itself

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, kpShadowFox said:

oh, my friend, but water is NOT wet

water makes things wet but is not inherently wet itself

I find myself agreeing without reason

[Mags she/they]

1 minute ago, kpShadowFox said:

oh, my friend, but water is NOT wet

water makes things wet but is not inherently wet itself

But when I touch it with my finger

it feels wet

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Water is wet.

If water was alone by itself, it would still be wet, just as carpet would be fuzzy even if you weren't touching it.

Also, the general argument I've seen is that water makes things wet, but isn't it always in contact with itself? So isn't it constantly making itself wet?