The Cult of The Sandwich

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

@Unintelligenius, you would be welcome in the Cult. All are welcome, but none are fed. Unless you want chicken.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

*disappears*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

*unbanishes @TwinSouls*
A welcome candidate for the Cult, yes? Join us.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

NO!

THE SANDWICH MUST BE GIVEN TO THE CHOSEN SANDWICH PERSON

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[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

*hiss*

Heretic! Either leave this place at once, or join the Cult.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

*hiss*

Heretic! Either leave this place at once, or join the Cult.

Or what?

What are you going to do?

Throw the sandwich you don't have at me?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Or what?

What are you going to do?

Throw the sandwich you don't have at me?

Wessa will sacrifice yousa, yes?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

@Unintelligenius, you would be welcome in the Cult. All are welcome, but none are fed. Unless you want chicken.

I gratefully accept my place in the Cult but continue to reserve the right to keep the sandwich for myself when I steal it.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Wessa will sacrifice yousa, yes?

Suuuuure

I believe you too jar jar

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

NO!

THE SANDWICH MUST BE GIVEN TO THE CHOSEN SANDWICH PERSON

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Ya know... If I'm the chosen sandwich person, I agree. If not, I don't, but either way this cult must be destroyed. THE CULT CLUB OF THE STICK MUST REIGN AS THE SUPREME CULT CLUB! or the brunette/brown hair/black hair cult. I'm not picky

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Nay! What you say is heresy! You must now join us, or forever leave this chat.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

21 hours ago, The H said:

Our goal is to either:

Conduct a ritual in where The Sandwich leaves us altogether and ascends, destroying itself in the process

OR

Give it to Brandon Sanderson to destroy

 

The goal of the Battle Of The Sandwich is to take the sandwich from others. The Cult Of The Sandwich diverges from this initial concept.

Edited 21 hours ago by The H

Heyyyy, we're supposed to PROTECT the sandwich not destroy it!

8 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Ya know... If I'm the chosen sandwich person, I agree. If not, I don't, but either way this cult must be destroyed. THE CULT CLUB OF THE STICK MUST REIGN AS THE SUPREME CULT CLUB! or the brunette/brown hair/black hair cult. I'm not picky

Gee... I'm torn

[The H]

11 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Heyyyy, we're supposed to PROTECT the sandwich not destroy it!

Got my words incorrect then, eat is a better word.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

(You guys… this is not a “cut off all other ties to any other group” sorta thing… it’s not one or the other. It’s support the Cult of the Sandwich or not.)

[BlueWildRye he/him]

On 9/23/2024 at 6:02 PM, SpiritOfWrath said:

It is delicious, and we feed upon chicken whilst we cannot eat the The Sandwich.

Hold up, what did you just say? 

[Immortal Platypus]

22 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Nay! What you say is heresy! You must now join us, or forever leave this chat.

make me.

16 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Gee... I'm torn

side with Stick and you will be rewarded.

15 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

(You guys… this is not a “cut off all other ties to any other group” sorta thing… it’s not one or the other. It’s support the Cult of the Sandwich or not.)

NO MAN CAN SERVE TWO MASTERS! 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 hour ago, Immortal Platypus said:

make me.

side with Stick and you will be rewarded.

NO MAN CAN SERVE TWO MASTERS! 

Make me, you say. This can be arranged, Immortal. And unless you can learn to serve two masters...

[The H]

4 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

NO MAN CAN SERVE TWO MASTERS! 

You are no man however, Immortal Platypus?

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Make me, you say. This can be arranged, Immortal. And unless you can learn to serve two masters...

while I am an immortal, I am Platypus. And while I am a Platypus, I am still a man. (If you ask @Edema Rue than I'm a fish too).

31 minutes ago, The H said:

You are no man however, Immortal Platypus?

I am indeed not no man. No man is a friend of mine, but one can be a Platypus and still be a man.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Make sure to pay your dues, Platypus.  Though forced, your initiation is not held lightly.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Um... Can someone please translate all that into normal english

Also

Uhhhh

I can't decide so I'm making a new cult where stick and sandwich meet

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I'm not actually doing that i don't think, just in this thread

 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

5 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Um... Can someone please translate all that into normal english

Also

Uhhhh

I can't decide so I'm making a new cult where stick and sandwich meet

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I'm not actually doing that i don't think, just in this thread

 

Just so long as you seek the Sandwich, yes?

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

21 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Just so long as you seek the Sandwich, yes?

Yeah... but not for an insane reason like eating it

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

38 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Yeah... but not for an insane reason like eating it

This does not matter. So long as you seek, you shall gain quarter in these halls.

[reisleK she/her]

On 9/26/2024 at 4:01 PM, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Um... Can someone please translate all that into normal english

Also

Uhhhh

I can't decide so I'm making a new cult where stick and sandwich meet

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I'm not actually doing that i don't think, just in this thread

 

I will join that cult