The Cult of The Sandwich

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

We need the The Sandwich. We crave it. It is delicious, and we feed upon chicken whilst we cannot eat the The Sandwich. It MUST be ours. 

@The H and @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug are coleaders.

I am but a humble scion.

List of People:

1. @The H

2. @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

3. @SpiritOfWrath

4. @strmblsd

5. @Through The Living Glass

6. @Unintelligenius

7.  @reisleK

8. @limited_empathy_i_cant_type_ur_new_name

9. @TheBestTruthwatcher

Forced members:

1. @Immortal Platypus

Edited March 17, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[strmblsd he/him]

I must have the sandwich 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Welcome to the cult, my friend.

@strmblsd

[The H]

5 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

We need the The Sandwich. We crave it. It is delicious, and we feed upon chicken whilst we cannot eat the The Sandwich. It MUST be ours.

@The H is our leader.

@Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug is a hopeful.

The Sandwich is our leader. I am but a vessel.

 

Spoiler

I guess I'm playing along now.

 What exactly are we doing here? Should we not be trying to protect The Sandwich in the Battle For The Sandwich?

Edited September 24, 2024 by The H

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Yes, but this is our plotting space.

It is true the The Sandwich is our leader. But in the The Sandwich’s prophesied absence, @The H is our leader.

We WILL have the sandwich!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Oh hey, just saw this. @SpiritOfWrath can you like rename to The Cult of The Sandwich? 

Also I'm co-leader.

Lemme add this to my sig

Edited September 24, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[The H]

Fine.

 

@Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

Spoiler

 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Done. Now, we must amass more followers, more humble scions like me.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*enthusiastic nugget noises*

[The H]

 

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*enthusiastic nugget noises*

New member?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The H said:

 

New member?

*enthusiastic nugget jiggle*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Welcome, scion of the gathering of the The Sandwich.

[The H]

List Of Members Of The Cult Of The Sandwich

 

1. @The H
2. @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug
3. @SpiritOfWrath
4. @strmblsd
5. @Through The Living Glass

Edited September 24, 2024 by The H

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Welcome, scion of the gathering of the The Sandwich.

*celebratory jiggle*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, The H said:

List Of Members Of The Cult Of The Sandwich

 

1. @The H
2. @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug
3. @SpiritOfWrath
4. @strmblsd
5. @Through The Living Glass

I keep a living list of them in the topic name.

[The H]

Any chance you could do it similar to my format? (the closer the members are in text, the closer in ideals).

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Ok.

[The H]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Ok.

Brilliant thx

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Ok I had some trouble with the formatting of the list, so if that doesn’t satisfy you, I’ll update it later, my master.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*celebration*

Yay! Now we must build an army to defeat our enemies and to protect the sandwich!

[The H]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

so if that doesn’t satisfy you, I’ll update it later, my master.

Nooo I feel so bad now 

 

I'm normally friendly, I promise!!

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, The H said:

Nooo I feel so bad now 

 

I'm normally friendly, I promise!!

It’s okay, my master.

(lol I’m just getting into the part)

[The H]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

(lol I’m just getting into the part)

Yeah, yeah same dw 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

So if I join this cult when we get the sandwich does it go to H or do whoever gets it get to keep it?

[The H]

Our goal is to either:

Conduct a ritual in which The Sandwich is saved, and it ascends.

OR (if the opportunity ever arises)

Give The Sandwich to Brandon Sanderson to eat, granting The Sandwich the highest honour a piece of food could get.

The goal of the Battle Of The Sandwich is to take the sandwich from others. The Cult Of The Sandwich diverges from this initial concept, instead opting to save it through one of two means.

Edited September 25, 2024 by The H