Ask Pineap Absolutely Anything

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Go ahead, ASK ME ANYTHING

and yes, pineapple belongs on pizza 

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Ok, if space is mixed with time, and you alter reality to include bears When you add the pineapple to pizza, and the sun aligns with Uranus's rings at an intersecting ray through mars when in retrograde, Why is your watch off?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR BONES?!?!

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

5 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

Ok, if space is mixed with time, and you alter reality to include bears When you add the pineapple to pizza, and the sun aligns with Uranus's rings at an intersecting ray through mars when in retrograde, Why is your watch off?

The bears randomly spawn, and can mess with Uranus’s rings. Luckily most times the pineapple on pizza fixes everything 

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR BONES?!?!

Transparent, tinted amber

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Just now, Pineap-spider said:

The bears randomly spawn, and can mess with Uranus’s rings. Luckily most times the pineapple on pizza fixes everything

Ok, However if Yogi-Bear sneezes and your watch explodes, should we blow up the moon? Or use the color purple to replace sneezes?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Pineap-spider said:

Transparent, tinted amber

Oo, fancy.

*notes*

...

I actually have a list of all the bone colors.

It's on my profile lol

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

6 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

Ok, However if Yogi-Bear sneezes and your watch explodes, should we blow up the moon? Or use the color purple to replace sneezes?

I think replacing sneezes is the superior option here, though I prefer to use indigo in place of purple, as it gives them a smaller range for only a slight increase in volume

the only reason you would want to blow up the moon is if Smoky the Bear sneezes and your watch explodes. Even then, the most optimal route might be to destroy Uranus, and therefore limiting the watch explosion to only French speaking countries 

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Its so obvious now. Thats the only answer, but if that... yes, YES! I HAVE CRACKED IT, THE COSMERE IS MINE TO COMAND. I SHALL BRING MY THEORIES OF REALMATICS AND WHATNOT, TRAVEL TO THE PAST USING MY TIMETRAVEL, BE PRESENT IN ODIUM'S PLACE AT THE SHATTERING, AND CAUSE HAVOCK. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

13 hours ago, SourCandyLime said:

Its so obvious now. Thats the only answer, but if that... yes, YES! I HAVE CRACKED IT, THE COSMERE IS MINE TO COMAND. I SHALL BRING MY THEORIES OF REALMATICS AND WHATNOT, TRAVEL TO THE PAST USING MY TIMETRAVEL, BE PRESENT IN ODIUM'S PLACE AT THE SHATTERING, AND CAUSE HAVOCK. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m so happy for you?

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Thank you, I am free from the chains of mortality and I have you to thank.

22 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

I’m so happy for you?