A totally normal game of chess...

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, TwinSouls said:

The white and black teams recruit, and refill their teams

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Is it the black pawn that had Rye in a pokeball

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

There are now three sides on the board, with The Stick dominating the right side of the board. Black and White are squished together on the left. 

The knights + pawn send out propaganda videos to the new knights, telling them of valor and justice. Hearing that The Stick had a democracy, they thought, Surely this must be the righteous thing to do. So they ditched their pesky monarchies and joined The Stick. The right white knight was clever and freed 5 of his pawn comrades from the crown.

"WAR!" Screamed the Originals (The two white knights, two black knights, and one black pawn), 

 

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BTW, does the board look something like this now? I kinda lost track (Please pardon the werid skins)

 

Edited August 7, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

59 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

 

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Idk, I guess

 

[The Stick]

I command my army of The Stick to march on the pawn democracies.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"No!" shouted the knight, "Quick," he said to the pawn, "you are small and nimble, go forth and bring us an army!" And so the pawn went, to his side of origin, the black pieces. He stole the two rooks, as they were brainless, and convinced the bishops that God wanted them to fight with them. The black pawns, enticed by the prospect of freedom, stole after the others, hoping to escape their cruel life under the crown. "Good news!" the pawn shouted, "I have brought more pieces!" To his surprise, the pawn realized two of the pawns were gone. "They died," another pawn sniffed, "Their mission did not go as well, the new knights greedily gobbled them up for breakfast." A glint of murder flashed through the pawn's eyes. "We shall have REVENGE!!" He pulled out a nuke, a cruel smile forming on his face. "Uh, excuse me?" One of the bishops said, "There is an army marching on us." The rest of the pieces turned to look, and true to his word, there was an army marching on them. 

The brown pieces nuked the Stick heretics with fury.

[strmblsd he/him]

all the horses are now to jump straight to top of the castle which will now let them jump much farther 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

The knights break their legs

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

My pawn spy takes advantage of the chaos to place a knife to the green king’s throat, demanding ransom.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I question who the green king is

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I inform you that the white king got seasick 

[Keke They/he]

teal king shows up, “haiya what’s happening over here”

[OoklaApologist She/her]

White king moves to A√-1

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I install an AI into the white king.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

A raven starts noming on the knife.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

The Stick sends an intercontinental ballistic missile (gambit) at the seasick king

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

The seasick king eats it, and it cures his seasickness, but now has radiation poisoning.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

The seasick king eats it, and it cures his seasickness, but now has radiation poisoning.

this guy is invincible

[LukeMeyers]

This thread cracked me up. One time I got so frustrated with a crazy chess comment that I had to take a break and play candy crush for a few minutes to chill out. Came back and somehow my brain was ready for the chaos, and I ended up making a move that actually worked.

Edited November 25, 2025 by LukeMeyers