The Most Magical and Powerful Chicken

[Ravenclawjedi42]

I saw this wonderful, wonderful post about making chickens into steel inquisitor Hemalurgic constructs, and it gave me the thought: what if we made a chicken that instead of being a simple Steel Inquisitor had all the powers from many different books and movies and also just from our own minds.

To start it needs to be a Fused...

[Lunamor she/her]

It also needs to have excellent rock-stacking skills.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

It must have multiple prime invincibility

[BlueWildRye he/him]

A Skybreaker of the fifth ideal.

[Edema Rue she/her]

It must be able to kill an elephant. @InfiniteInsanity

[Lord Spirit he/him]

must be able to shoot lasers

[BlueWildRye he/him]

An Elantricken and an Aeggtherbound.

[Lunamor she/her]

50 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

must be able to shoot lasers

Spoiler

It must wield Nightblood.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

It attended Hogwarts and is the Avatar, and is a Jedi.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

it must be able to beat minecraft with a steering wheel, be the number 1 potato farmer, be able to paint the mona lisa, and have trained for 500 years.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

It holds a Dawnshard.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

It must hold all of the shards and become chickenalsium.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

It must speak all the languages ever.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

It needs to be an excellent Nightmare Painter.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

It has a silver chain for cognitive anomalies.

Uh, also, my profile picture is what the chicken looks like.

Edited June 3, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Lord Spirit he/him]

it needs to have been to boston in the fall, and must have a water buffalo, a cebu, and a hairbrush

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

needs to be able to manipulate the souls of anything around it

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

It must never become fire.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

It is known to the people of Canticle as the Sunlit Hen.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

He will be known far and wide, throughout the galaxy, as one of the most fearsome sith... Kylo Hen

[Lunamor she/her]

It is also its own father, Hen Solo.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

It also must have ten spren bonded to it from all ten orders

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

It must also be an extremely poweful avatar

[Lunamor she/her]

It must be an Aviar.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

It must be a demigod child of Chaos himself (the Ancient Greek primordial deity/concept, not the mod [although that would also be funny]).