125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Verdance he/him]

19 hours ago, Denissimo said:

2831. Find a beach. Find a road by aforementioned beach, with lots of seagulls. Have a tub of fries. Feed seagulls, but NEVER ENOUGHT TO SATIATE THEIR HUNGER. They begin to gather, hungrier and hungrier. Then, at last, throw the entire tub of fries into a passing car.

Peak comedy.

2832. Paint yourself black, wear a mask, and stroll down main street.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 4/26/2026 at 5:59 PM, Verdance said:

Peak comedy.

2832. Paint yourself black, wear a mask, and stroll down main street.

2833. Erm akshually, there's multiple main streets 

 

[Grubfriend He/Him]

2834. Constantly talk about how you are filling out the SW/SH Pokedex so you can shiny hunt Zygarde in Dynamax adventures so you can aura farm in VGC with shiny mega Zygarde!

311/400 btw

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2835. Narrate everything anyone does.

2836. Respond to everything with sound effects

2837. Be a resident expert on this thread

Edited May 6 by NerdSandwich

[Conure1243 He/Him]

2838. Eat pizza from a bowl with a fork and knife

2839. Be like me and deny ever eating pizza from a bowl using a fork and a knife

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Sanderfan editition:

2840. Shout "NO MATING!!!" at every couple you see

2841. Stare intently at a pencil and tell a stranger "I am a stick."

2842. Dress up as Wayne and wear a trench coat to school.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Anti-Sanderfan Edition:

2841: I  Moash Shirt

[DcD25yhtdA8 he/him]

2842: when anyone asks who you are shout "I am the Bringer of Death, and the Destroyer of Worlds."

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

53 minutes ago, DcD25yhtdA8 said:

2842: when anyone asks who you are shout "I am the Bringer of Death, and the Destroyer of Worlds."

Wait is Death, Destroyer of Worlds some reference I somehow syncretismed or is that something we both just happened to make up

[pureintonation she/her]

4 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Wait is Death, Destroyer of Worlds some reference I somehow syncretismed or is that something we both just happened to make up

It's a quote from the Bhagavad Gita. Its most famous usage in the West is by Oppenheimer after he made the atomic bomb.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2843. Eat your socks in public.

2844. Eat the public in socks

[DcD25yhtdA8 he/him]

22 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Wait is Death, Destroyer of Worlds some reference I somehow syncretismed or is that something we both just happened to make up

I think it's just something we both happened to make up.

[Verdance he/him]

10 hours ago, DcD25yhtdA8 said:

I think it's just something we both happened to make up.

No, its a reference to some hindu thing about Shiva and also Barbenheimer

[DcD25yhtdA8 he/him]

2845. Cast various curses on random people.

2846. Help the most evil person ever, willingly.

[Deception He/Him]

2847:

SAY TWO NUMBERS

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE

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Edited June 2 by Deception
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[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 5/7/2026 at 12:03 PM, NerdSandwich said:

2840. Shout "NO MATING!!!" at every couple you see

…I would die that would be so terrible

On 6/2/2026 at 1:00 AM, Deception said:

2847:

SAY TWO NUMBERS

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE

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2848. Point out how people who say those two numbers are acting a child of an age of roughly those numbers

[NerdSandwich she/her]

18 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

…I would die that would be so terrible

2848. Point out how people who say those two numbers are acting a child of an age of roughly those numbers

That's true

Ooh is there something you're not telling me...??? (jk)

NO MATING NO MATING

2849. Quote me on like every single thread and contribute to the 75 notifs

Ah well. It's fun lol

2850. Eat legs. Juicy ones.

(No. Don't ask)

[Deception He/Him]

17 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

2850. Eat legs. Juicy ones.

(No. Don't ask)

Go up to random people and ask them what this is supposed to mean