125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1882. hehe meddle in pfp affairs

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1883 do not explain said pfp affairs to non believers 

[echo74 she/her]

1884. join a pfp cult with a planned leave date but tell none of the other cult members directly and just let them wonder when you’re gonna leave

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

1885. randomly speAK LOUDER

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1886. Accidentally start a cult rebirth

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1887. *chanting* CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT 

1888. Be a proud member of four cults

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1889. Partially join one cult.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1890. Become an otherworldly deity

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1891. Become just a worldly deity

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1892.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1893. Repeat ideas

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1894. Repeat yourself

1895. Repeat yourself

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

196. oopsie typo in the numbers

189. dangit another type

1866. ok I fixed it this time

1887. waitaminute whooops I did it wrong again

1873. holdup what was the number again?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1901: FIX THE DANG NUMBERS!

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1902: 

1903.

1904;

1905/

1906]

1907-have incorrect punctuation 

[Terrisman]

1908. Smear peanut butter on your chair before you sit down

[Vyzkel He/Him]

14 hours ago, Terrisman said:

1908. Smear peanut butter on your chair before you sit down

1909. Reach down and get a taste of it every few minutes.

[Terrisman]

1910. Open invisible doors every time you reach the top of a staircase

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1911. Throw barrels down a staircase, Donkey Kong style

1912. Set up Home Alone traps everywhere 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1913. Set up more Home Alone traps to protect yourself from the Home Alone traps

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1914. Trip and fall into all of the Home Alone traps

1915. Get hit in the face by a barrel while sitting on the floor dazed.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1916. Discreetly fill the barrels with gunpowder.

1917. Ignite all the barrels.

1918. Be mad that WW1 ended.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1919. Start WWIII

1920. Become a mercenary for hire

[BlueWildRye he/him]

21 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

1919. Start WWIII

1920. Become a mercenary for hire

1921. Hire a mercenary to do everyday chores.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

4 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

1921. Hire a mercenary to do everyday chores.

1922. Accept pay first then don’t show up