125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1732. Put a cricket in someones bed

1734. Laugh like a lunatic while doing it

[strmblsd he/him]

1734. tlak about cents sense scents and so on for like 10 minutes straight

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1735. Speculate about the nature of novelty and human values.

Incessantly

Edited February 7, 2025 by KnightSkye

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Ising of 1736: Of wasing the High Imperial having the typing of the forum.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

sdrawkcab tlat ylnO - 7371

[Vyzkel He/Him]

18 hours ago, The Honorable One said:

sdrawkcab tlat ylnO - 7371

Only talt backwards?

1738. spell talk wrong backwards.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

5 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

Only talt backwards?

1738. spell talk wrong backwards.

dab ym ,sey ,hO

1739 - Play an out of tune recorder very poorly every where you go

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1740. Play an amazing classical piece on a piano but then purposefully play the wrong note on the very last part and stare at the audience, expecting applause.

Edited February 10, 2025 by Vyzkel

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1741. spell part as pet

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1742: Spill a part* on your pet

*of your drink

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1742: use asterisks in regular talking

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

1742: use asterisks in regular talking

*gasp*

IT'S KANSAS

HIIIIII KANSAS :D:D

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*gasp*

IT'S KANSAS

HIIIIII KANSAS :D:D

‘Sup ninja

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

‘Sup ninja

Hehe

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1743. Scream “NINJA” and start throwing paper shurikens everywhere.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

2 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

1743. Scream “NINJA” and start throwing paper shurikens everywhere.

1744. teach everyone around you to make paper ninja stars wether they want to or not.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1745. Enslave people to make paper ninja stars to fuel your paper ninja star regime.

[strmblsd he/him]

1746. eat other peoples paper ninja stars to assert dominance

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1747. BEANS!! BEANS BEANS!! BEANBEANBEANBEAN!!! BEEEEAAANNNSSSS!!!!

1748. Spam beans

1749. Start a bean revolution

1750. Claim that spoons are government spies

1751. Loudly yell that beans must be liberated from spoon oppressors

 

Also in case you're wondering, this is all stuff that chat gpt said

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1752. make obscure references that few other people would get all the time. 

35 litres of water,

20 kilograms of carbon,

four litres of ammonia,

one-and-a-half kilograms of lime,

800 grams of phosphorus,

250 grams of salt,

100 grams of saltpeter,

80 grams of sulphur,

seven-and-a-half grams of fluorine,

five grams of iron,

three grams of silicon and 15 other trace elements.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1753: Wasing the wanting of having of the napalm. Ising of the foring of where Vietnam ising of the having. Wasing of the using of civilian making.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

6 minutes ago, DezaS said:

1753: Wasing the wanting of having of the napalm. Ising of the foring of where Vietnam ising of the having. Wasing of the using of civilian making.

1754: Imperialize in normal terms.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

1755: get a questionable comic's crossover with a mature video game series stuck in your head, while making a paw patrol DND campaign.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1756. Tell.children fairy tales. About the Fae.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1757. Continue this thread out of boredom.