125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

On 1/25/2025 at 1:42 PM, Vyzkel said:

Could be spam accounts, which are against the TOS, but I don’t know.

1636. Replace greetings with “I lost the Game.”

 

I actually do that

1637. Hit people as a greeting

[BlueWildRye he/him]

12 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I actually do that

1637. Hit people as a greeting

1638. Greet people instead of hitting them

Like, who does that?

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1639. Make a haunted house. Except, make it really really bad. Too obvious, run down looking, bad actors, ect.

But! There's a catch. Unbeknownst to the people there, this is but the entrance. And once their guard is down and they think they're done, then they enter the real haunted house.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

45 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

1639. Make a haunted house. Except, make it really really bad. Too obvious, run down looking, bad actors, ect.

But! There's a catch. Unbeknownst to the people there, this is but the entrance. And once their guard is down and they think they're done, then they enter the real haunted house.

1640: I’m David S Pumpkin! 

[strmblsd he/him]

On 1/25/2025 at 12:47 PM, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

grr...

this reminds me of @strmblsd

that was me this morning

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

16 hours ago, KnightSkye said:

1639. Make a haunted house. Except, make it really really bad. Too obvious, run down looking, bad actors, ect.

But! There's a catch. Unbeknownst to the people there, this is but the entrance. And once their guard is down and they think they're done, then they enter the real haunted house.

That’s diabolical

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

7 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

That’s diabolical

Thank you! 

[Keke They/he]

1641: reeeeeeeeeeek 

screeech every time you see someone

[Vyzkel He/Him]

On 1/27/2025 at 6:08 AM, SpiritOfWrath said:

1640: I’m David S Pumpkin! 

*flashbacks*

1642. Obsessively search people’s pockets while saying “where are my lemons”.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1643. Tell everyone you smell like lemons them ridicule them for not smelling like lemons.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1644. Find the squelchiest food ever and chew it with your mouth open.

1645. Quote something(like a funny video or inside joke) until it’s not funny anymore and continue to quote it.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

8 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

1644. Find the squelchiest food ever and chew it with your mouth open.

1645. Quote something(like a funny video or inside joke) until it’s not funny anymore and continue to quote it.

It seems the suffixed has become… the sufferer!

[MirkerLurker she/her]

3 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

1644. Find the squelchiest food ever and chew it with your mouth open.

1645. Quote something(like a funny video or inside joke) until it’s not funny anymore and continue to quote it.

Let's see if I've got the idea here...

1646: Pull a lemon out of someone else's pocket, take a huge bite straight out of it, and chew on it with your mouth open, spraying lemon juice all over the person's face as you chew.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, MirkerLurker said:

Let's see if I've got the idea here...

1646: Pull a lemon out of someone else's pocket, take a huge bite straight out of it, and chew on it with your mouth open, spraying lemon juice all over the person's face as you chew.

...Do you just want to watch the world burn!?
1647. stab someone 37 times in the chest.

[MirkerLurker she/her]

3 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

...Do you just want to watch the world burn!?
1647. stab someone 37 times in the chest.

Yes.

"Carrrrrlllll, that kills people!!"

 

1648: walk around eating raw faces

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1649. Cook hands because yum

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1650: When life gives you lemons, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE! GET MAD! I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!

OR WHATEVER THE QUOTE WAS

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, MirkerLurker said:

Let's see if I've got the idea here...

1646: Pull a lemon out of someone else's pocket, take a huge bite straight out of it, and chew on it with your mouth open, spraying lemon juice all over the person's face as you chew.

Glorious

*wipes away tear*

1651. Lick tears from people’s faces in an attempt to console them.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

11 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

1650: When life gives you lemons, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE! GET MAD! I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!

OR WHATEVER THE QUOTE WAS

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

— Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science

1652. Lie about cake.

Edited January 29, 2025 by KnightSkye

[strmblsd he/him]

1753. pull out a whoopie cushion during class

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1754: Declare war with the French over literally nothing

(1755) Kill people until they are mostly dead, requiring their friends to go to Miracle Max to save them

1776: Declare independence from Britain

(1757) Fix the numbers

1758:  Have an alternating number formatting pattern in this post

Edited January 29, 2025 by DezaS
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[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*1758 have a random arbitrary number format with no pattern or parity

• 1758 neglect proper punctuation

 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Jesabahat: Fix the numbers, but do it in Alethi.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1662. Fix the numbers normally.

1663. Scream for actors in plays whilst in the audience.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1664. Literally break your leg when someone tells you "break a leg"

1665. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMON LEMON LEMON LEMONLEMON LEOEMFOMONLEMON

1666. spam lemon

1667. bring back lemons after it died