125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1452: Realize that the only way for this thread to reach its goal is to turn it into an RP

1453: *shiver*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1454. Walk up to your friend during his mother’s funeral and mention the twenty bucks he still owes you.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1455. Be a 2-year-old. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

1455. Be a 2-year-old. 

But…but they’re so cute

1456. Eat copious amounts of beans before going to a public event.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1457. Skip a funeral.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1458. Insult the guy who died at a funeral

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1459: Pretend to die so people throw a funeral for you.

Throw was an intentional word choice.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

1460: Ask someone who isn’t a nerd to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1461: Spell that, regardless of nerd status.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1462. Hire a live band to play "Highway to Hell" at someone's funeral.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1463. Hire a live band to play “Another One Bites the Dust” at someone’s funeral.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1467: Hire a live band to play, “Another one rides the bus”

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1468. Crash a bus into a funeral.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1469. Eat a school bus

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

1470: Crash a funeral.

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[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1471: Host a funeral like a party.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1472. Use party poppers when time of death is declared 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1473. Hold a closed casket funeral, and make the coffon a jack-in-the-box with the actual corpse. Set it off when the mother/wife of the decessed walks up to the coffin.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

1473. Hold a closed casket funeral, and make the coffon a jack-in-the-box with the actual corpse. Set it off when the mother/wife of the decessed walks up to the coffin.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

28 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

1473. Hold a closed casket funeral, and make the coffon a jack-in-the-box with the actual corpse. Set it off when the mother/wife of the decessed walks up to the coffin.

1474: Clap

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1475. bury someone alive

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1476. Unbury someone dead

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

13 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

1476. Unbury someone dead

1477. Dress up as a plague doctor and say this:

Hi, I'm Bob the Necromancer, and today we're doing an unboxing!

*shovel chink*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

1477. Dress up as a plague doctor and say this:

Hi, I'm Bob the Necromancer, and today we're doing an unboxing!

*shovel chink*