125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1003. Swallow your own puke.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1005).?,$:?,!.?;),$;)$$)))))))) puke on people.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1006. Talk about puking in general with no context whatsoever

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1006. Be the first to fix the numbers after reaching 1000.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1007;);&($;($): mess up the numbers.

1008;):?,!;$(&) refuse to fix the original number mess up.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1009. Have a very unsatisfying number

1010. Have a very satisfying number

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

1011.  01101100 01100101 01100001 01110010 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01110101 01101110 01101001 01100011 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

 

HInt. try a binary translator

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1012. Talk in binary on a day-to-day basis.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1013. 01000110 01101100 01110101 01100101 01101110 01110100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00001010 01001101 01110111 01100101 01101000 01100101 01101000 01100101 01101000 01100101 01101000 01100101 01101000

1014. 01000010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101110 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100101 01110011 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01111010 01100101 01110010 01101111 00100111 01110011

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1015. Believe we are all living in a simulated world and our whole life is a lie.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1016. Be a flat earther

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1017. Be a shield-earther

1018. Be a torus-earther

1019. Be a torus-eater

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1020. Be a donut earther.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

1021. Be a turtle-earther.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1022. Be a turtle eater.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1023. Dog meat supposedly tastes very fatty

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1024. Human meat supposedly tastes like pork.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1025/);?;?; confirm that

[Lord Spirit he/him]

1026: Point out that even after 1000 posts, this thread is still less than 1% done its goal.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1027 cry

1028 give up on weird formatting.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1029’ Still mess up the formatting.

[That1Cellist he/him]

1030: Point out that this goal is unrealistic

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1031. DOESN'T STOP ME FROM TRYINGGGG!!!

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1032 point out TLT

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1033. Point out an unzipped fly, even if it’s not someone you know.